Despite having previously being thrown under the X Factor bus with such force and severity that the bus itself was partially destroyed and has been at the garage ever since due to ongoing Cole-caused problems with its chassis, Cheryl Cole’s back on UK X Factor, according to Cheryl Cole.
She has posted an Instagram thing to this effect, posting the picture above and noting: “GUESS WHAT!!.. [EMOJI] I’m baaaacccckkkkk!!!! #iMayActuallyRingHisNeck [EMOJI] #XFactor2014 [EMOJI] #leggooo [EMOJI]“.
Simon, meanwhile, has this to say:
Sun scribe Dan Wootton appears to have the full story in tomorrow’s The Sun.
New Cheryl music Q4 then? That will do nicely.
"Fuck you. Fuck Britain's Got Talent. Fuck the orange and purple outfit. Fuck big hair. Fuck the UK X Factor. Fuck you all. I hate you."