6:40 pm - 03/07/2014

If R Kelly's last album was named Black Panties can you guess what his latest one is called?

We wish we were making this up, but it appears the Ignition musician is just the gift that keeps on giving.

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R. Kelly is working on a sequel to his album Black Panties - and we want to applaud him for the name alone.

After a title like that, we imagine he must have wondered how he could possibly top it - and decided a nod to his artistic genius was appropriate for the follow-up record.

The Ignition singer will name the album White Panties, following the success of his 2013 album, and we couldn't be more delighted with that news.

Meanwhile, he has told fans to "expect a whole other level" when the fresh music is released.

Talking about the album, he told V magazine: "I always follow what my spirit tells me to do. When I get into the studio I write from my heart. I try to write life and not songs.

"People live life, and when you write life, you're going to mess around touch somebody's heart, and they'll relate to you and what you're singing about
." (Panties?).

The 47-year-old star - who previously described Chris Brown as "like Jesus and Martin Luther King" - is also collaborating with Mary J Blige on a song for the album and the singer will join him on tour to promote the record in coming months.

He gushed: "It's a very exciting thing when two people like Mary and me come together. It's never been done, but it kind of makes sense and you're like 'Wow!', and this is very exciting for me because I'm a fan of hers."

R. Kelly has already been in the studio working on their track and plans to approach the No More Drama singer about recording more material together.

He said: "I'm even looking forward to proposing that we do a whole album together. But this is the first I've mentioned it. The King and Queen album."

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iluvdykes 8th-Mar-2014 12:19 am (UTC)
Shit, I was thinking "Young girls"
dame_n_doortune 8th-Mar-2014 01:06 am (UTC)
I was thinking Black Manpees.
biebusfan 8th-Mar-2014 01:42 am (UTC)
i was thinking stained panties..... but thats just me
beatlesluv 8th-Mar-2014 01:48 am (UTC)
I thought it was black vagina or ~I can prey on all the young black girls that I want and no1curr because who cares about black women~ album.
sorryeden 8th-Mar-2014 02:30 am (UTC)
That was my first thought.
lowhumcrush I was thinking8th-Mar-2014 03:45 am (UTC)
natywentz 8th-Mar-2014 12:22 am (UTC)
callonme_84 8th-Mar-2014 12:23 am (UTC)
I did an adoption today for a man with the last name Couchie teehee : )
dynamite_guy 8th-Mar-2014 12:45 am (UTC)
this is making me laugh harder than it should.
marzipanism 8th-Mar-2014 12:56 am (UTC)
I have a member at my gym with the last name Ucock
dame_n_doortune I took a ride with this man once8th-Mar-2014 01:09 am (UTC)

(awesome you are helping people adopt)
arcticmonkeys Re: I took a ride with this man once8th-Mar-2014 01:39 am (UTC)
oh my god
beatlesluv Re: I took a ride with this man once8th-Mar-2014 01:48 am (UTC)
for_serious13 8th-Mar-2014 01:29 am (UTC)
I dealt with a patient the other day who's last name is Shats
beatlesluv 8th-Mar-2014 01:48 am (UTC)
writinchica2k 8th-Mar-2014 12:23 am (UTC)
I was thinking a genitalia slang. Well played(?).
weavewhipper 8th-Mar-2014 12:24 am (UTC)
can't wait for Fags Are Accessories ft. Lady Gaga tbh
scheisse 8th-Mar-2014 12:43 am (UTC)
weavewhipper 8th-Mar-2014 12:59 am (UTC)
no it's Somewhat Girls ft. Britney Spears!
shteved 8th-Mar-2014 01:26 am (UTC)
lol always have gaga on your mind <3
llamasinpjamas 8th-Mar-2014 12:25 am (UTC)
But what about period stained panties
wishfulsinfulx 8th-Mar-2014 03:05 pm (UTC)
nah, those kind of girls are too old for him
hipster_douche 8th-Mar-2014 12:25 am (UTC)
I got kinda close with "Hello Kitty Panties"
rockpaperspray 8th-Mar-2014 12:26 am (UTC)
i'm surprised it wasn't Wet Panties
wetnasty 8th-Mar-2014 12:28 am (UTC)
don't give him any ideas....
wetnasty 8th-Mar-2014 12:29 am (UTC)
and if that is the next name, I'm suing him for using my brand name
sofiascarlett 8th-Mar-2014 12:29 am (UTC)
probably the name of part 3
morgan90 8th-Mar-2014 12:36 am (UTC)
*Moist Panties
sandstorm 8th-Mar-2014 12:29 am (UTC)
From the cut text, I thought it was something like Teen Panties. Well, I'm happy to see I was wrong.
sviibwhapp 8th-Mar-2014 02:12 am (UTC)
There is no cut in this post. It is not even long enough to require one.
sandstorm I mean I had to look up the word but it's on the homepage8th-Mar-2014 02:13 am (UTC)
austin_mahone 8th-Mar-2014 02:09 am (UTC)
It's better than "pannies".
twistedsinews 8th-Mar-2014 12:30 am (UTC)
He has to be stopped.
amilahxo 8th-Mar-2014 12:30 am (UTC)
"described Chris Brown as like Jesus and Martin Luther King"
lmao bye
peddlestools 8th-Mar-2014 12:32 am (UTC)
hustlers 8th-Mar-2014 12:37 am (UTC)
the word panties is DISGUSTING
qwerty12126 8th-Mar-2014 12:45 am (UTC)
Yes, I hate that word. Moist doesn't bother me - I think of cake or cupcakes. Hubby is annoying but I can deal. But THAT word I hate!
saintvlas22 8th-Mar-2014 01:16 am (UTC)
I don't 'moist' either

I hate the word 'chuckle' though
arcticmonkeys 8th-Mar-2014 01:40 am (UTC)
i hate hubby omg
ivysaur 8th-Mar-2014 02:46 am (UTC)
the word "hubby" is the worst. i have such an irrational hatred for it, and i judge anyone using it.
flawed_x_design 8th-Mar-2014 09:58 am (UTC)
mte to this whole comment
And p*ssy.
celtic_thistle 9th-Mar-2014 12:42 am (UTC)
Hubby is just the fucking worst on every level.
thespockingdead 8th-Mar-2014 01:15 am (UTC)
IA. Why can't we just call them "pants" like they do in the UK?
for_serious13 8th-Mar-2014 01:28 am (UTC)

My MOTHER calls them panties and my vagina rolls up into a ball every time
xtoki_dokix 8th-Mar-2014 01:45 am (UTC)
Disagree, I love panties. In fact, I loved calling my bfs briefs panties because I loved the look of disgust he gave me over it.

"My love, your panties are showing"
"Your panties are in the laundry bin"
"Oh, those are nice panties-are those new panties??"

I should probably include that I say it like "pant-tees"
It's just a great great all around GREAT word to annoy men with.
bee_xx3 8th-Mar-2014 01:51 am (UTC)
totalrecoil 8th-Mar-2014 01:57 am (UTC)
I mainly find it disgusting & creepy when it comes out of a man's mouth.

I think it's because "panties" ends in a diminutive suffix, making the word sound childish, like you're talking about underwear for little girls.
coquillesdemer 8th-Mar-2014 12:38 am (UTC)
He's so nasty ugh.
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