"After eight years of intense negotiations, I am honored to announce I am hosting MTV's second-most prestigious awards show."
– Conan O'Brien, who announced he will host the cable network's MTV Movie Awards, in a statement
"I was an exotic dancer and I have soul, honey, so I'm going to bring it."
– NeNe Leakes, sharing her Dancing With the Stars strategy, on Jimmy Kimmel Live
"The way I stay in shape is by having lots of sex."
– The Red Road star Jason Momoa, revealing how he keeps fit, to PEOPLE
"The other 3 and 4 year old [actors] wouldn't come near me. It had to be a child that liked me and wasn't afraid of my horns and my eyes and my claws. So it had to be Viv."
– Angelina Jolie, on how 5-year-old daughter Vivienne found herself cast in her upcoming flick Maleficent, to Entertainment Weekly
"My truth is that I really want you to win … You need to cut the bulls–."
– Oprah Winfrey, during a sit-down chat with Lindsay Lohan, in an extended sneak peek of the troubled star's upcoming OWN docuseries, Lindsay
"I thought 20 bucks was the right thing to do with the first tooth, but now with four kids and all of these teeth that are coming, it's another small fortune."
– Heidi Klum, on the costly downside of playing tooth fairy to her growing brood, to PEOPLE
"We crashed and broke Twitter. We have made history."
– Oscars host Ellen DeGeneres, whose epic celeb-filled photo broke the social media site's re-Tweet record with over 3.3 million RTs, during this year's Academy Awards
"I said, 'You're huge' and he said, 'You're tiny!' And that was that."
– Hayden Panettiere, recalling one of her first meetings with fiancé Wladimir Klitschko, to Brides magazine
"Why are you here? No good can come of this, have you ever seen this show?"
– Jimmy Kimmel, before grilling embattled Toronto mayor Rob Ford about his drinking and drug use, on his late night talk show
"God knows where that tongue has been. We don't know! That tongue is so infamous!"
– Katy Perry, on her awkward kiss with Miley Cyrus at a Bangerz Tour stop, on the Australian talk show Sunrise
Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?
NeNe is a natural to win!
Moaning with Momoa
Don't BS Oprah, Lilo!
The Tooth Heidi
#selfies are killing society
The Odd Couple
Petri Perry and Culture Cyrus
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! :-) xoxoxo