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9:59 am - 03/02/2014

Amber Heard on the March cover of Gossips magazine

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Source: My trusty keitai

Serving vague Nicole Kidman realness.
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ms_mmelissa 2nd-Mar-2014 01:08 am (UTC)
In that pic she looks like a cross between 90s Nicole and pre-Manson Evan Rachel Wood.
rainstormraider 2nd-Mar-2014 03:06 am (UTC)
Truth.

Forgot to add, the only thing she does differently is that she has the guts to go topless and smoulder on command.

Edited at 2014-03-02 03:08 am (UTC)
reluctantlylove 2nd-Mar-2014 01:08 am (UTC)
why is she famous?
mistress_f 2nd-Mar-2014 01:10 am (UTC)
she's hot and is engaged to johnny depp
liddlebins 2nd-Mar-2014 01:18 am (UTC)
she's hot and is engaged to johnny depp

there, i fixed it for you
numbedtoe 2nd-Mar-2014 01:18 am (UTC)
blonde, big tits, mid level acting talent so not great but not awful.
iprevail 2nd-Mar-2014 01:20 am (UTC)
"famous" may be too strong of a word

Edited at 2014-03-02 01:20 am (UTC)
walker_sarah 2nd-Mar-2014 01:08 am (UTC)
your icon is scaring me OP
morgan90 2nd-Mar-2014 01:08 am (UTC)
This looks like a Pacific Mall bootleg DVD cover
eronanke 2nd-Mar-2014 02:25 am (UTC)
Pacific Mall for reals, *highfives*.
smashpumpkins21 2nd-Mar-2014 01:09 am (UTC)
is that recent pic? She looks way younger.
liddlebins 2nd-Mar-2014 01:17 am (UTC)
i can't

this nobody, lmao. they're trying so hard. beyond basic and beige
sockymous 2nd-Mar-2014 02:51 pm (UTC)
+1
Lesser evil, better than nothing but I preferred her edgy and on the lesbian side of bi.
Now being a big franchise divorce's rebound beard is just sucking souls all around
sphinx81 2nd-Mar-2014 01:17 am (UTC)
Does this woman do anything besides pose in magazines and sit on Johnny's face?

...actually, those aren't too bad of life choices...
numbedtoe 2nd-Mar-2014 01:18 am (UTC)
lmao
numbedtoe 2nd-Mar-2014 01:19 am (UTC)
OMG OP

I love Winter Cho.

the panda eyes are sexxxxay
britty_stitches 2nd-Mar-2014 01:23 am (UTC)
She has a trailer park face. Like..she looks like she lives in a trailer park.
megalixer 2nd-Mar-2014 01:30 am (UTC)
I don't even particularly like her, but what trailer parks have you been going to?
maidenhell 2nd-Mar-2014 01:41 am (UTC)
I know what you mean. And I agree.
Lisa Robin Kelly ("70s Show", RIP) also had this type of face.
goldengal1193 2nd-Mar-2014 01:54 am (UTC)
Yup. You just know her name is Tammy or Brooke or something.

She definitely has an Appalachian/trailer park face. That's not an insult, btw. It just means that she looks like she is a direct descendent of the British people who lived in the colonies(which is common for white people in the south/Appalachian area).


Whereas a lot of other white people in the US are mixed with multiple European countries, so they have different characteristics than just....the plain face.
totalroyalty 2nd-Mar-2014 08:04 am (UTC)
lol @ this accuracy


if she had interesting eyebrows, a stronger nose, more shapely lips, literally ANYTHING INTERESTING it would help
robinanthem21 2nd-Mar-2014 01:26 am (UTC)
Will she ever do publicity without Johnny Depp being mentioned in the heading?
marrymejoejonas 2nd-Mar-2014 01:43 am (UTC)
but for what tho
megalixer 2nd-Mar-2014 01:28 am (UTC)
Amber is pretty but what sort of insult to Nicole Kidman tbh
marzipanism 2nd-Mar-2014 01:29 am (UTC)
ah I see everyone forgot how much ontd loved her before Johnny Depp happened to her
wauwy 2nd-Mar-2014 01:32 am (UTC)
Ellen Page is the new sapphic darling, and I'm glad. Upgrade.
queenbathory 2nd-Mar-2014 02:17 pm (UTC)
major. now she needs a mate
headswillroll88 2nd-Mar-2014 01:42 am (UTC)
idk why some people are still mad about that. is it assumed that he cheated on vanessa with amber? is it because amber is dating a man? we may never know.
goldengal1193 2nd-Mar-2014 01:37 am (UTC)
I thought this was Mira Sorvino. I was like, oh she looks really young still(which she does).
quietlypixie 24th-Mar-2014 02:40 pm (UTC)
Lmao, so true!!!
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