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11:50 pm - 09/07/2006



In this super bizarre interview with Montreal TV host Anne-Marie Losique back in 2004, a drunk Ben Affleck does stuff us mere mortals would typically be arrested for. Some of his highlights include:

"They would like it better if you did the show topless."

"You usually show a lot more cleavage than this. What's the story, why are you covering it up today?... It's Sunday morning? That never stopped you before from getting the titties out. Who're you trying to fool, it's Sunday morning. You could be in church you should have that rack on display... You know you should work at Fox in LA. You'd blend right in, they'd love you. Fox LA they have a pole that they dance on."

"These breasts are very firm. Suspiciously firm I have to say. They are like two giant stones."

"I take lover like I take shower: once a week! Oh, no, no. That's the French."

"Should we do a Janet Jackson thing? Are you wearing your nipple ring?"

And at about 3:40 he looks like he's this close to accidentally killing her like Lennie from Of Mice and Men. I pull this shit and the cops are on me like I was asking a twelve year old boy to hit the gym shower with me. Ben Affleck does it and he gets a few girly giggles and maybe a handjob when the cameras are turned off. I guess it's time I looked into making muli-million dollar blockbusters and growing a butthole on my chin, because obviously whatever I'm doing now just isn't working.
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Holy. Fucking. Shit. He must've been fucked-up on something.

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[info]timed 8th-Sep-2006 04:21 am (UTC)
WTF!
[info]whoffleck 8th-Sep-2006 04:22 am (UTC)
That's totally off-character for even him.
[info]gefingerpoken 8th-Sep-2006 04:22 am (UTC)
He is so gross.
[info]haydsvirgo 8th-Sep-2006 04:22 am (UTC)
Dear God.

I knew I never liked him.
[info]bardocka 8th-Sep-2006 06:12 am (UTC)
lol, I read it as I never knew I liked him, and that was funny.
[info]angelfiasco 9th-Sep-2006 06:11 am (UTC)
Me too! I soooo love Ben Affleck now! LMFAO
[info]starburstchick 8th-Sep-2006 04:23 am (UTC)
WTF was going on there?
[info]novela 8th-Sep-2006 06:32 am (UTC)
exactly what i thought!!!
[info]kittykannibal 8th-Sep-2006 04:23 am (UTC)
i remember that, unfortunately
every time she did and interview with him, she ended up on his knees, giggling and playing hard to get
she's such a whore
[info]heartina_cage 8th-Sep-2006 09:50 am (UTC)
And he's not?
[info]kittykannibal 8th-Sep-2006 04:48 pm (UTC)
maybe at that time he kinda was
but this girl is...oh my, where do i start... she's this very intelligent + successful business woman who used to be a little fat and then she lost the weight, got a boob job and started acting like the dumbest whore. have a look...
http://www.amlosique.com
[info]maidenhell 8th-Sep-2006 02:29 pm (UTC)
I kinda figured she was a tart because she LETS him do this...if he did it to me, he would get a good slap on the face.
[info]bychance37 9th-Sep-2006 06:07 am (UTC)
I agree she so loved that, all the wiggling was to make us think she was trying to get up but even when she did she sat back down on his knee again. Trick!!!!!!!!
[info]ecctv 8th-Sep-2006 04:23 am (UTC)
woah thats creepy. he's probably tired too
[info]misshapen_fro 8th-Sep-2006 04:45 am (UTC)
LOL. I bet he hadn't eaten anything all day.
[info]tristia 8th-Sep-2006 04:24 am (UTC)
hahaha! i remember people talking about it, but i had never seen the actual footage. thanks for digging that up!
[info]tristia 8th-Sep-2006 04:30 am (UTC)
ps- they HAD to have fucked after/before that interview.
[info]foreverbeingnow 8th-Sep-2006 04:24 am (UTC)
woaaaaah
just in time for me to watch him on SNL on E.

he makes a talllllll james carville
[info]dissention_1 8th-Sep-2006 04:24 am (UTC)
Holy. Fucking. Shit. He must've been fucked-up on something.

Seems normal for him.
[info]3am_moonlight 8th-Sep-2006 04:24 am (UTC)
Icon, lmao.
[info]beckynshyne 8th-Sep-2006 04:26 am (UTC)
wow thats crazy ... he is so out of it
[info]crucifiedhearts 8th-Sep-2006 04:26 am (UTC)
this was SOOO amuzing hahaa
[info]strawberry012 8th-Sep-2006 04:26 am (UTC)
WOW!!!!
[info]jezemel 8th-Sep-2006 04:26 am (UTC)
Old, and she annoys me far more than he does.
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