"Sometimes I'm like, Who is this guy? Can you be a little bit of that? Can we bring that guy home for a little bit?"
– Camila McConaughey, when asked how rom-com king hubby Matthew is different off screen, on Inside the Actors Studio
"They were crazy-town tight."
– Bradley Cooper, who, after gaining 15 lbs. for a new film, went commando for the White House State Dinner because his pants no longer fit, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show
"I like them young too! I'm not one to judge!"
– Marc Anthony, who says he's good friends with ex Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend Casper Smart despite the couple's 18-year age gap, on The Wendy Williams Show
"I don't want to be an 'ageless beauty.' I want to be a woman who is the best I can be at my age."
– Sharon Stone, on getting older, to Shape magazine
"To my buddy who said I'd never be the host of The Tonight Show – and you know who you are – you owe me a hundred bucks, buddy."
– Jimmy Fallon, in a gag in which a string of celebs pay off their bet in cash (and coins!), during his Tonight Show debut
"I'm willing to go on record as saying that I don't drink people's blood."
– Pharrell Williams, assuring the public that his youthful look at 40 is not the result of being a vampire, to Time Out London
"The truth is, and this is corny, I fall more in love with Portia all the time. I really do."
– Ellen DeGeneres, on her love for wife Portia de Rossi, to PEOPLE
"If I'm wearing a top, I don't wear a bra. If I'm wearing a bra, I just wear a bra."
– Rihanna, on her fashion choices, to Vogue
"You know what it's called? A selfie!"
– Barbara Walters, joking about owning a vibrator while discussing "self-love," on The View
"... now you can see how very handsome little Eric is."
– New dad Simon Cowell, gushing about newborn son Eric Philip, on Twitter
Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?
All right all right all rightaughey
Hangin' with Mr. Cooper
Ew, gross, Skeletor, no one asked you
Sharon trying to admit that her looks can't get her roles anymore?
I BELIEVED IN YOU, JIMMY! j/k you still laugh at your own jokes
Fabulous Pharrell makes me Happyyyyyyyyy
Ellen + Portia <3
RiRi and her chichis
Blissful Baba going Wawa
Simon's small heart grew three sizes that day
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! xoxo :-)