10:38 pm - 02/20/2014

Human Barbie Has Hypnotherapy: "I Want People To See Me As A Plastic Sex Doll And Brainless!"

There's a new Human Barbie in the market. 38-year-old Californian Blondie Bennnett has revealed that in addition to spending over $40,000 on breast enhancements, she regularly gets hypnotherapy in order to be “brainless like Barbie.”

She reportedly earns a living by sending online sugar daddies pictures of her dressed as Barbie. Now, Bennett has decided to model her mind after Barbie’s, as well. She has regular hypnotherapy classes to make her more “ditzy.”

“When people ask why I want to be Barbie I think who wouldn't want to be?” she told the Daily Mail. “She has the best life. All she does is shop and make herself look pretty - she doesn't worry about anything. I've had 20 sessions and I'm already starting to feel ditzy and confused all the time. Recently I went to pick a friend up at the airport and couldn't remember if I needed to go to departures or arrivals. I also got lost for three hours driving to my mum's house - the house where I grew up.”

Bennett reportedly began her transformation as a teenager. After playing with the dolls as a child, in her teens she began to dress like Barbie and bleached her hair. At age 18, she began to take promotional jobs at toy store pretending to be Barbie.

"People thought it was just a phase but I thought to myself as soon as I move out of home I'm going to turn myself into Barbie," she said.

“Other women pretend they're human Barbie dolls but I take it to the next level,” she added. “I want people to see me as a plastic sex doll and being brainless is a big part of that. People can criticize me but this is who I am. I want my transformation to be head to toe, inside and out.”

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rhapsodeeinblue 21st-Feb-2014 05:26 am (UTC)
38?! She looks decades older.
fenchurchly 21st-Feb-2014 05:40 am (UTC)
She looks like she's in her 60's for sure (a normal 60, not a Christie Brinkley witchcraft 60).
rhapsodeeinblue 21st-Feb-2014 05:41 am (UTC)
ha yep
isntdaveone 21st-Feb-2014 09:05 am (UTC)
mrsdracula 21st-Feb-2014 12:52 pm (UTC)
there is no way that she's 38.
Her hands, arms and neck are a dead giveaway.
turi 21st-Feb-2014 05:26 am (UTC)
fatbom 21st-Feb-2014 05:29 am (UTC)
where are all those ppl saying barbie has no effect on us???
littlehayzay 21st-Feb-2014 05:34 am (UTC)
excuse me but as a child, i was a genius and understood nuances in media and never let any of it affect me in any way
maryastor 21st-Feb-2014 06:06 am (UTC)
flawedinsomniac 21st-Feb-2014 07:23 am (UTC)
saintvlas22 21st-Feb-2014 07:25 am (UTC)
petecarl 21st-Feb-2014 09:03 am (UTC)
minervention 21st-Feb-2014 09:37 am (UTC)
yurasama_love 21st-Feb-2014 05:41 am (UTC)
This is clearly not just being influenced by the media, this is full blown body dysmorphic disorder
__allodoxa 21st-Feb-2014 05:56 am (UTC)
tbh, i thought it was kind of sad seeing all those comments. some children aren't fortunate enough to live in a world that isn't influenced solely by the objects they've been given to replace the parenting they don't have. of course your currently-in-college, posting-on-a-gossip-website ass isn't trying to emulate a fake idol; you had people that cared more about you.
madhubala 21st-Feb-2014 06:26 am (UTC)
Don't come for Barbie unless she calls for you.
petecarl 21st-Feb-2014 09:03 am (UTC)
haha, my second though after thinking this woman obviously doesn't know Barbie if she thinks Barbie is brainless. Barbie has had multiple jobs/careers - over 130.
isntdaveone 21st-Feb-2014 09:06 am (UTC)
the_ocean_club 21st-Feb-2014 05:29 am (UTC)
moustacherider 21st-Feb-2014 05:29 am (UTC)
If this keeps up good luck with being a functioning adult in society then.
shaunasand 21st-Feb-2014 05:29 am (UTC)

I could tell just by looking at the chichis, but how old is she tho

crucified 21st-Feb-2014 05:29 am (UTC)
This is just sad.
noneformethanx 21st-Feb-2014 05:30 am (UTC)
She needs to get a refund. I hope she kept the receipts
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killetheth 21st-Feb-2014 01:52 pm (UTC)
lol mte
williammiller 21st-Feb-2014 05:31 am (UTC)
I am so glad I was born with good lips.
killetheth 21st-Feb-2014 01:53 pm (UTC)
same. one of the few things on me that i AM happy with.
rightkerfuffle 21st-Feb-2014 03:28 pm (UTC)
but i've never really seen people with bad lips?
williammiller 21st-Feb-2014 06:08 pm (UTC)
I mean full lips.
sadistnation 22nd-Feb-2014 03:16 am (UTC)
Hate my small lips tbh.
tifag 21st-Feb-2014 05:32 am (UTC)
My fav Barbie growing up was the career Barbie - clearly a version this woman is chosing to ignore.
littlehayzay 21st-Feb-2014 05:38 am (UTC)
wtf is career barbie

like, what was the career? and lol at 'career barbie' like 'well, she's not just wearing a bathing suit or going shopping, she's got a career! what is it? that doesn't matter, it's a career!"
hannahgrace456 21st-Feb-2014 05:41 am (UTC)
I don't think there was ever one called "Career Barbie," it usually had specifications (doctor, teacher, vet, etc.).
thetxbelle 21st-Feb-2014 05:55 am (UTC)
I had an air stewardess barbie who I always let fly the plane, vet barbie and some business executive looking barbie but I can't remember what her job was. I always made her in charge of Days of Our Lives because I loved that soap circa 1990.
saintvlas22 21st-Feb-2014 07:32 am (UTC)
Barbie has had every career under the sun.

You're making an ass out of yourself with that comment.

helsings 21st-Feb-2014 03:01 pm (UTC)
Well, there's astronaut Barbie, teacher Barbie, vet Barbie, etc. I don't see how those are bad. It can positively influence little girls to want to be the same as Barbie and become teachers or vets themselves, for example.
dasvedanyaanya 21st-Feb-2014 11:17 pm (UTC)
I had a veterinarian Barbie and a doctor one.
numbedtoe 21st-Feb-2014 05:58 am (UTC)
I liked night and day Barbie with the business suit that was reversible but rocker Barbie was my fav.
isntdaveone 21st-Feb-2014 09:08 am (UTC)
killetheth 21st-Feb-2014 01:53 pm (UTC)
i think i had either a vet or doctor Barbie
riffrandell 21st-Feb-2014 05:32 am (UTC)
kate_mct 21st-Feb-2014 05:33 am (UTC)
Well, congratulations, we not only think you're brainless, we think you're insane too.
butterflysnf Meet Valeria Lukyanova, the real-life Barbie doll21st-Feb-2014 05:34 am (UTC)

I finally got the photo right, I was pointed to this young woman by my daughter, but, yeah, she does not scream barbie, she screams bratz doll because of the lips, after that she is on her own :D

Edited at 2014-02-21 05:37 am (UTC)
noneformethanx Re: Meet Valeria Lukyanova, the real-life Barbie doll21st-Feb-2014 05:37 am (UTC)
This is creeping me out
butterflysnf Re: Meet Valeria Lukyanova, the real-life Barbie doll21st-Feb-2014 05:40 am (UTC)
lol, well the woman in my photo looks more like barbie than the lady in the article but yeah, I can hear your pain.
fenchurchly Re: Meet Valeria Lukyanova, the real-life Barbie doll21st-Feb-2014 05:41 am (UTC)
Photoshop to the max
__allodoxa Re: Meet Valeria Lukyanova, the real-life Barbie doll21st-Feb-2014 05:50 am (UTC)
She looks more like a RealDoll than Barbie. At least Barbie smiles to hide her tears.
mikachanyo Re: Meet Valeria Lukyanova, the real-life Barbie doll21st-Feb-2014 06:02 am (UTC)
more like real doll.
cynicalsnark Re: Meet Valeria Lukyanova, the real-life Barbie doll21st-Feb-2014 06:47 am (UTC)
Her Vice episode about her founding that cult around her being an alien being and every thing was fucking weird. You'd think the Barbie thing would be the focus.
isntdaveone Re: Meet Valeria Lukyanova, the real-life Barbie doll21st-Feb-2014 09:11 am (UTC)
shanny_w Re: Meet Valeria Lukyanova, the real-life Barbie doll21st-Feb-2014 10:39 am (UTC)
i want to know what happened to that website dedicated to exposing her. they had some hilarious photoshop fails of hers. like one time an entire wall and painting was warped/melted and she didn't even notice for a few days. then she took it down and re-uploaded it with less distortion.
whats_ur_damage Re: Meet Valeria Lukyanova, the real-life Barbie doll21st-Feb-2014 04:27 pm (UTC)
aaagh uncanny valley :(
picklestommy 21st-Feb-2014 05:36 am (UTC)
excuuuse me, Barbie's not brainless. She's a doctor! And an astronaut! And a computer engineer!
spiffle 21st-Feb-2014 05:47 am (UTC)
schexyschteve 21st-Feb-2014 05:57 am (UTC)
And a teacher! And a vet!
sorryeden 21st-Feb-2014 06:18 am (UTC)
warriorholmes 21st-Feb-2014 06:20 am (UTC)
ikr? and she certainly does NOT look like that woman

which barbie has tits like that?
smegma 21st-Feb-2014 06:53 am (UTC)
daddy didn't love me barbie
killetheth 21st-Feb-2014 01:54 pm (UTC)
"which barbie has tits like that?"

krabbykabby 22nd-Feb-2014 01:28 am (UTC)
Wasn't there some study about how if a woman had Barbie's proportions in real life she would tip over? Definitively remember hearing that at one point.
coquillesdemer 21st-Feb-2014 05:36 am (UTC)
LMAO 38. You mean a very surgery-ed 60.
tiddlywinks103 21st-Feb-2014 05:37 am (UTC)
Her boobs and cheek implants are 38, thank you very much.

But seriously, she makes me sad :(
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