12:16 am - 02/17/2014

See Matt Damon's Bare Butt Here

Matt Damon may be "too scared" to join Twitter, but he isn't afraid to send a butt fax.
The Oscar winner responded to pals Ben Affleck and Jimmy Kimmel's teasing over his non-existent Twitter account by sending them over a shot of his bare bum.
"Dear Ben & Jimmy, Here's my fax. Love MD," a message accompanying the shot, sent on Damon and Affleck's Pearl Street Films letterhead read.

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thejoker 17th-Feb-2014 10:09 am (UTC)
superdogbiter 17th-Feb-2014 10:10 am (UTC)
superdogbiter 17th-Feb-2014 12:00 pm (UTC)
who's dewey
jejejfeddddd 17th-Feb-2014 12:28 pm (UTC)

carbons 17th-Feb-2014 01:50 pm (UTC)

29feb 17th-Feb-2014 10:10 am (UTC)
Who needs college when you've got Hollywood?
hilarylohan 17th-Feb-2014 10:26 am (UTC)
University is overrated tbh
saccrilegious 17th-Feb-2014 01:43 pm (UTC)
not you stanning for community colleges 
jejejfeddddd 17th-Feb-2014 12:29 pm (UTC)

wauwy 17th-Feb-2014 10:16 am (UTC)
invisible_cunt 17th-Feb-2014 10:19 am (UTC)
i don't know why but i love this bromance
myselfdestruct 17th-Feb-2014 10:19 am (UTC)
OH MY...
wauwy 17th-Feb-2014 10:20 am (UTC)
can we please post pictures of great asses to counteract this creepy disappointment?

I'll start

bforbribri 17th-Feb-2014 10:22 am (UTC)
bemythugtonight 17th-Feb-2014 10:24 am (UTC)
he's perfect <3

Edited at 2014-02-17 10:24 am (UTC)
kobewife1 17th-Feb-2014 10:24 am (UTC)

Edited at 2014-02-17 10:25 am (UTC)
wauwy 17th-Feb-2014 10:33 am (UTC)
everyone was so hot in this movie. More Greek epics w/guys in tunics, please.


thejoker 17th-Feb-2014 10:48 am (UTC)
Oh god, my 12 year old self was feeling things during this scene
infinite93 17th-Feb-2014 11:11 am (UTC)
who is this?
jess_sayin 17th-Feb-2014 11:55 am (UTC)
gah he's so hot....
and she's laying there like a dead fish...
wauwy 17th-Feb-2014 10:32 am (UTC)
oh yes I can't forget

andthenwevomit 17th-Feb-2014 10:32 am (UTC)
cab 17th-Feb-2014 10:43 am (UTC)
he has no booty :( poor bb
hellicoptajuuce 17th-Feb-2014 10:45 am (UTC)
he has pancake ass in the second gif tho :(
thejoker 17th-Feb-2014 10:52 am (UTC)
It's all about Cavill ass tbh
phsntplkr Too far?17th-Feb-2014 11:04 am (UTC)

thecanuckian 17th-Feb-2014 11:57 am (UTC)
lmao he is totally wearing an ass pad in the first one
kinkpink 17th-Feb-2014 11:58 am (UTC)
numbedtoe 17th-Feb-2014 01:49 pm (UTC)
He has the best butt
palepuss 17th-Feb-2014 01:52 pm (UTC)
I appreciate Hiddleston butt, perched on top of those long slender legs.

After the Coriolanus stint, it's even better.

But also previous crush Henry Cavill is not bad at all - bigger butt. Yummy.

mangelalansbury 17th-Feb-2014 02:11 pm (UTC)
where's the ass in the second one
la_nostalgia 17th-Feb-2014 04:26 pm (UTC)
Chris Evans has an ass double.
ohmiya_sg 17th-Feb-2014 05:37 pm (UTC)

theblackwidow 17th-Feb-2014 05:38 pm (UTC)
relevant for everything tbh
blackwidow 17th-Feb-2014 06:38 pm (UTC)
I'd let him do anything to me just for one night. We can walk away in the morning and forget it all happened.
bad_houses tom hardy exercising 17th-Feb-2014 11:17 pm (UTC)

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neverhft 17th-Feb-2014 10:25 am (UTC)
andthenwevomit 17th-Feb-2014 10:25 am (UTC)
Britney's impact!
geraldine_blank 17th-Feb-2014 10:36 am (UTC)
I'd still eat it out tbh
shanny_w 17th-Feb-2014 10:37 am (UTC)
goin gorilla
geraldine_blank favorite celebrity butt?17th-Feb-2014 10:40 am (UTC)

wauwy Re: favorite celebrity butt?17th-Feb-2014 10:42 am (UTC)
idk the crack seems a little too low or something tbh

J. Lo is legendary and lives up to the hype, in my opinion.

geraldine_blank Re: favorite celebrity butt?17th-Feb-2014 10:46 am (UTC)
good job ruining this thread <3
pervert_bitch Re: favorite celebrity butt?17th-Feb-2014 11:49 am (UTC)
Dunno. I have seen some asses like that around here (here being Lima, Peru). I always thought it was a pretty nice ass but not as big or great as US celebrity news made me believe.
faeriegodfag Re: favorite celebrity butt?17th-Feb-2014 06:13 pm (UTC)
I have such a high crack... I'm jealous of his low crack. I can't even bend over without being told "CRACK KILLS," like, bitch, you don't know my ~struggle!
geraldine_blank Re: favorite celebrity butt?17th-Feb-2014 10:42 am (UTC)
and sidney

geraldine_blank Re: favorite celebrity butt?17th-Feb-2014 10:45 am (UTC)
arielazul_22 17th-Feb-2014 02:47 pm (UTC)
This looks like a sad ass tho...
actrisse Re: favorite celebrity butt?17th-Feb-2014 03:39 pm (UTC)
Excuse all of you

theblackwidow Re: favorite celebrity butt?17th-Feb-2014 05:41 pm (UTC)
Chris Evans' impact tbh
bad_houses Re: favorite celebrity butt?17th-Feb-2014 11:18 pm (UTC)
damn. cute little round butt. i wanna smack it!
cleopatrick93 17th-Feb-2014 10:41 am (UTC)
I don't get butts. Why are ppl so fascinated with them? I'm all about cock.
wauwy 17th-Feb-2014 10:43 am (UTC)
They make an aesthetically pleasing curve.

but ia, I'm not crazy about 'em
gerrycurls 17th-Feb-2014 11:09 am (UTC)
because everyone on ontd is a top. amirite?
saccrilegious 17th-Feb-2014 01:44 pm (UTC)
lmao more like 10% the rest are power bottoms 
pon_pon_pink 17th-Feb-2014 11:09 am (UTC)
i don't care about butts either (unless it's chris evans') but i had this one fwb who had this amazing butt like..idk i just had to constantly grab it. but he was the only guy ever and none since.
lovedhurtlost 17th-Feb-2014 11:17 am (UTC)
I didn't get ppl's obsession with them until I started watching gay porn. A man's ass can be a beautiful thing. Unf.

I've always liked a nice fatty on a woman, tho. Ass > titties
adam_pally 17th-Feb-2014 11:28 am (UTC)
Why can't we have both?
untxi 17th-Feb-2014 11:51 am (UTC)
eh. I like butts in girls but i'm all about arms/forearms/hands in men, idk why.
fauxparadiso 17th-Feb-2014 12:13 pm (UTC)
Nothing like a firm toned ass to grab during sex tbh.
wetnasty 17th-Feb-2014 12:54 pm (UTC)
I don't get cock. They're fucking ugly.
yaoi_power 17th-Feb-2014 01:31 pm (UTC)
I'm not much of a butt fan, but I swear my boyfriend has the most perfect bubble butt <3
teperizada 17th-Feb-2014 01:44 pm (UTC)
I like butts on girls but men butts do nothing for me.
revertigo 17th-Feb-2014 02:18 pm (UTC)
i appreciate a good bum but i don't get the flat ass shaming ppl do here or that you need a kardashian-sized derriere to not be considered flat, too.
mary_pickforded 17th-Feb-2014 03:34 pm (UTC)
mte unless I'm comparing it to mine.
geraldine_blank 17th-Feb-2014 08:00 pm (UTC)
I'm a bottom but a total butt lover

I seriously believe I was put on this earth to eat ass
buttermell0w 17th-Feb-2014 10:41 am (UTC)
lmao bless this post rn I'm in the middle of an anxiety attack rn so i came on ontd to get my mind off and its cracking me up

holdmedownxx 17th-Feb-2014 10:43 am (UTC)
i'm sorry, anxiety attacks are the worst.
buttermell0w 17th-Feb-2014 10:45 am (UTC)
ty bb <33333

saturdaysinbed 17th-Feb-2014 10:55 am (UTC)
i'm sorry :( anxiety is the goddamn devil.
superdogbiter watch this guys videos he's funny17th-Feb-2014 12:05 pm (UTC)
karis_azura 17th-Feb-2014 01:16 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry bb...:( I deal with anxiety too and have a nonstop supply of Xanax and squeezable stress relievers. *hugs*
arielazul_22 17th-Feb-2014 02:51 pm (UTC)
Ugh anxiety and depression need to fuck off and die already...I feel your pain.
holdmedownxx 17th-Feb-2014 10:43 am (UTC)
i love this post, i love matt and i love this bromance.
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