People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

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"I'm not a big Valentine's Day person. I'll probably just order a deep dish and watch The Notebook or something."

– Eva Mendes, sharing her V-Day plans and name-checking the romantic drama that stars boyfriend Ryan Gosling, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

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"I do my own tweets. If Martha makes a typo, they think I'm drunk."

– Martha Stewart, on the reactions to her social media snafus, at The MAKERS Conference in Ranchos Palos Verdes, Calif.

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"The reality is I've never seen Dwyane balance a checkbook, so I gotta protect my stuff."

– Bride-to-be Gabrielle Union, vowing to get a prenup before marrying NBA star Dwyane Wade, on The Arsenio Hall Show

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"We don't do anything without an audience, do we?"

– Taylor Swift, who chopped off her long blonde locks in front of an eager crowd, on Instagram

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"God forbid it's an On Demand movie in a hotel room and my mother says, 'Oh, I haven't seen this work of my son's,' and hits purchase."

– Colin Farrell, on his infamous 2003 sex tape, to Elle magazine

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"I just want to make sure I could tell my story the way I want to tell it. I just want to own my truth."

– NFL prospect and University of Missouri defensive player Michael Sam, who came out as gay, to The New York Times

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"I stand by every mistake I've ever made. So judge away."

– Kristen Stewart, owning up to past experiences, to Marie Claire magazine

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"I know you've come up against this, and I certainly have too – where being a woman and our value and our worth is basically associated with our marital status or whether or not we have procreated."

– Jennifer Aniston, on marriage and motherhood, in an interview with activist Gloria Steinem for The MAKERS Conference

"Well, I guess we're in deep s–!"

– Gloria Steinem, in response

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"I'm the other guy, 'what's in your wallet,' I'm that guy."

– Samuel L. Jackson, schooling entertainment reporter Sam Rubin for confusing him with fellow actor Laurence Fishburne, during an interview on KTLA

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"Now it is time for the next chapter. I have new dreams and aspirations, and I want new challenges."

– New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter, who will retire after the 2014 baseball season, on Facebook

Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?

Stars... they're just like us! Eva + Ryan
The OG HBIC, Martha!
Gabrielle hollers she want pre-nup!
FuzzyWuzzy was a bear TaylorSwifty has no hair
Good luck at the Combine, Michael!
KStew doesn't regret giving footrubs
Jennifer + Gloria (and I always forget that Gloria is CBale's stepmom)
Sam Jackson has had it with these reporter-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday newscast


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