ONTD

1:31 pm - 02/07/2014

People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

 photo sofia-vergara-660_zpsf97482fa.jpg

"I'm scared now."

– Sofia Vergara, on her surprise engagement gift – a stripper serving her coffee! – on The Ellen DeGeneres Show














 photo snoop-660_zps714078ab.jpg

"Ayy Will, imma need some more cowbell on tha next album, u game?"

– Snoop Dogg, crashing Will Ferrell's Reddit Ask Me Anything session


"Of course! I'm absolutely game, Snoop. I've also got some beats that I want to run by you. I'm warning you now, they're not good. ... In fact, I just talked myself out of it. I'm not going to show them to you."

– Will Ferrell, in response














 photo jennifer-arnold_zps43412df7.jpg

"It would take a hell of a lot to pull us apart. Cancer's not going to do that, that's for sure."

– The Little Couple's Jennifer Arnold, who announced that her cancer is in remission, on her bond with husband Bill Klein













 photo clooney-letterman-660_zpsb66bab0e.jpg


"We don't spend enough time together. ... But, I mean, you and I both know that it would be great if we did."

– David Letterman, while interviewing George Clooney on his late-night talk show


"I've had this relationship conversation before, you know."

– Famed bachelor Clooney, in response













 photo john-mayer_zpsdc869530.jpg


"I'll be honest, when it came to rejoining Twitter, I had mixed emojis."

– John Mayer, Tweeting about his return to the popular social networking site

















 photo amy-poehler-435_zps64569643.jpg

"The teacher gives us all a hug and goes, 'You did it! You showed up! Let's lie down.' We all lie down and she's like, 'How is everybody feeling?' We're like, 'Great!' And the teacher's like, 'Great!' Then we all get to leave 20 minutes early."

– Amy Poehler, on her dream exercise class, to Ladies' Home Journal













 photo russell-wilson-660_zps52759be3.jpg


"Why not us?"

– Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson, on the advice from his father that he passed along to his teammates before winning the Super Bowl, on the Late Show with David Letterman













 photo khloe-kardashian_zps3532a6da.jpg


"This started out calm and ended in a war! Sorry @kyliejenner"

– Khloé Kardashian, apologizing to sister Kylie Jenner on Instagram after a trampoline accident sent her to the hospital

















 photo jimmy-fallon_zps98f6ac4f.jpg

"So if you want to get on The Tonight Show, wear a three-piece suit on your first-ever appearance."

– Soon-to-be host Jimmy Fallon, reminiscing with retiring Jay Leno about his first appearance on the late-night talk show
















 photo philip-seymour-hoffman-6_zpscf3506cb.jpg


"Dear Philip, a beautiful beautiful soul. For the most sensitive among us the noise can be too much. Bless your heart."

– Jim Carrey, paying tribute to the late Philip Seymour Hoffman, on Twitter






Poll #1955716
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 198

Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?

View Answers
Sofia's Stripper Surprise
0 (0.0%)
BRING YOUR GREEN HAT
11 (5.6%)
Get well soon, Jennifer!
17 (8.6%)
Everyone clamors for Clooney
9 (4.6%)
That's enough, John Mayer
5 (2.5%)
Dream with Amy
20 (10.2%)
Such inspirational. So Seattle. Much Superbowl. Wow.
5 (2.5%)
Tramps on a trampoline
0 (0.0%)
Good luck, Jimmy! or Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, Leno!
5 (2.5%)
RIP Philip Seymour Hoffman
125 (63.5%)







Source:

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20784403,00.html



HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD!  :-)   xoxo


scriptedending 7th-Feb-2014 09:37 pm (UTC)
I would actually go to Amy's exercise class.
anna_karenina_x 7th-Feb-2014 09:38 pm (UTC)
This reminds me of when I went to a really hard yoga class once and spent the last 10 minutes just lying on my back while everyone else did all kinds of crazy poses
raunchyb 7th-Feb-2014 11:25 pm (UTC)
I had to do that at a hot yoga class. I felt like I was going to pass out and literally couldn't see. It was awful.
anna_karenina_x 7th-Feb-2014 11:29 pm (UTC)
This wasn't hot yoga, it was actually supposed to be kinda mellow but by the end the instructor was having us do all these crazy poses on one leg and shizz and I just couldn't keep up lol
raunchyb 7th-Feb-2014 11:51 pm (UTC)
I know that feeling too, haha.
hellopizza 8th-Feb-2014 01:29 am (UTC)
omg yes! i that happened the first time i did bikram. except i just sat. i think lying down would have made me throw up.
raunchyb 8th-Feb-2014 05:50 am (UTC)
Have you kept up with it? I gave up after two classes and went back to comfortable temperature yoga.
hellopizza 8th-Feb-2014 06:25 am (UTC)
no, i did a 30 day challenge but after that i stopped. it made me lose a lot of weight and i looked gross. the first week is the hardest, the next two weeks after were amazing. i felt really relaxed and was the most flexible i'd ever been. the last week was crap though. i don't know why, i think my body had too much.

also, this is the weirdest thing but i had several incidents where like, randomly during the day, even if i was outside breathing fresh air, i would suddenly smell that gross bikram studio smell.
amosharvey 7th-Feb-2014 09:37 pm (UTC)
just gonna celebrate rinrin3
principino 7th-Feb-2014 09:43 pm (UTC)
Celebrate that she/he deleted? Que?
amosharvey 7th-Feb-2014 09:46 pm (UTC)
awful racist troll
principino 7th-Feb-2014 09:59 pm (UTC)
Ah. Excellent.
numbedtoe 7th-Feb-2014 10:56 pm (UTC)
now if we can just get rid of the resident woody apologist because people were mean about beebs.
im_chris_hansen 7th-Feb-2014 09:51 pm (UTC)
ive never heard of them. what did they do?
fenchurchly 7th-Feb-2014 09:37 pm (UTC)
Aww, lots of good ones this week.
mrspeacock12 7th-Feb-2014 09:38 pm (UTC)
I love that Jim Carrey quote.
chandyland11 7th-Feb-2014 09:40 pm (UTC)
Jim Carrey/PSH, hands down.
rkt easy to read poll agrees 8th-Feb-2014 04:02 am (UTC)
http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1955716
fluffybb 7th-Feb-2014 09:40 pm (UTC)
"It would take a hell of a lot to pull us apart. Cancer's not going to do that, that's for sure."

– The Little Couple's Jennifer Arnold, who announced that her cancer is in remission, on her bond with husband Bill Klein

So sweet, I wish them all the best!
numbedtoe 7th-Feb-2014 10:57 pm (UTC)
same. i teared up on that. and i hope she makes it and sees her babies grow up.
ion_square 7th-Feb-2014 09:42 pm (UTC)
Wow I love Jim Carry's. 

:(
principino 7th-Feb-2014 09:42 pm (UTC)
I bet that stripper's hot without the 'stache. His body is nicely muscular without being puffy, so that's good.
im_chris_hansen 7th-Feb-2014 10:03 pm (UTC)
it looks almost fake. like he's trying to hide who he is on tv
cousinokapi 7th-Feb-2014 11:17 pm (UTC)
It is fake, he's wearing it because cowboys apparently have handlebar moustaches.
josiefier 7th-Feb-2014 09:44 pm (UTC)
Jim's quote still gets me.
la_petite_singe 7th-Feb-2014 09:45 pm (UTC)
Cackling @ Amy's. I went to a weird high school with a sports requirement, and they finally had to invent "personal fitness" for losers like myself so that the actual teams would be filled with only good people. We, like, went to Whole Foods and learned about kale and stuff and then did yoga. Meaning I bounced idly on one of those big balls and chatted to my sexually-active band geek friends for an hour after school. Ahh, good times.

[/csb]
scriptedending 7th-Feb-2014 09:45 pm (UTC)
Haha, that's awesome.
ophiodeiros 7th-Feb-2014 09:55 pm (UTC)
i went to almost all-boys high school for a while (8 girls out of 1107 students)and the joined sports class for all the girls was literally a "pregnancy yoga" complete with breathing techniques. the fuck hahahh
hellopizza 8th-Feb-2014 01:31 am (UTC)
what the fuck????

also, why were there so few girls?
ophiodeiros 8th-Feb-2014 01:54 am (UTC)
it was a type of secondary school (from 14 to 18) which offered different but similar programmes like electrician, computer expert, multimedia engineer etc.
i was enrolled in technical grammar school (in the uk sense of the phrase) which basically means you get general knowledge (but without a particular set of skills that would make you instantly employable after) and those students apply for unis once graduated - but unlike classical grammar schools, each level up has added subjects focusing on maths, physics, electrodynamics etc. and reduced emphasis on art, geography ...

i stayed for a year and then fucked off as soon as there was a vacancy somewhere else. it was pure hell, the rank of teenage boys with poor hygiene and constant bullying was something else

/tl;dr & csb


Edited at 2014-02-08 01:57 am (UTC)
hellopizza 8th-Feb-2014 01:59 am (UTC)
interesting...

sorry you had a shit year though.
ophiodeiros 8th-Feb-2014 02:03 am (UTC)
eh it's fine, they made every bf i had afterwards look that much more attractive in comparison. there's a silver lining
holidayy 9th-Feb-2014 06:44 pm (UTC)
That sounds like my personal hell. I had a class where I was the only girl and it sucked so much.
nobodynomore 7th-Feb-2014 09:52 pm (UTC)
Aww, Jim Carrey's :/



P.S. Am I a terrible person because I am hoping the field is too wet at the elementary school I help at after school for there to be sports practice? It is cooold :/
im_chris_hansen 7th-Feb-2014 10:03 pm (UTC)
dont worry... the kids are hoping the same thing. especially on a friday
swimsowild 7th-Feb-2014 09:55 pm (UTC)
Jim Carrey's quote is really nice.
ichdontthinksoo 7th-Feb-2014 10:56 pm (UTC)
"It would take a hell of a lot to pull us apart. Cancer's not going to do that, that's for sure."

Awn, I want a love like this <3

My boyfriend sucks lol
dreadfulpenny00 7th-Feb-2014 11:44 pm (UTC)
I've never been a fan of Sofia Vergara because the first interview I ever saw with her was on The View when she "joked" about being raped and that's how she ended up being a young mother. That was enough for me. She can go rot.

I'm really glad that Jennifer Arnold's cancer is in remission. Now she can focus on her expanding family! :)
deathbyrandom 8th-Feb-2014 12:01 am (UTC)
ew jim carrey keep philip seymour hoffman's name out of your mouth
baglady25 8th-Feb-2014 05:35 pm (UTC)
Awww Jen and Bill. I was so happy when she said she was in remission
This page was loaded Aug 23rd 2014, 1:47 am GMT.