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Zayn tells us which member farts the most

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If you call yourself a One Direction fan, you probably pride yourself on knowing every single minor detail about each and every member of the lads. That said, you might want to give that one a rethink - especially after Zayn Malik has decided to give an extremely in depth description of one of the band's farts.

Chatting away to Top of the Pops, Zayn decided it was about time to speak out and reveal which member of 1D is the smelliest to be cooped up on the tour bus with. Turns out all that Nando's has given Niall Horan a very healthy, erm, system though and Zayn reckons he's the one who spends noon 'till night farting the day away.

“He doesn't like me telling people, but Niall farts the most out of everyone," The Bradford Bad Boi divulged.

"The thing with him is that they're really noisy, but they don't actually smell that bad. They're kind of bearable - or I might have become immune to them!

"It's just like really loud air coming out of his bum.”

Good to know. Thanks Zayn.

Source: sugarscape

Do you fart ONTD?
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arcticmonkeys 4th-Feb-2014 02:25 am (UTC)
a_wa 4th-Feb-2014 02:32 am (UTC)
Perfect first comment.
sparklekittens 4th-Feb-2014 03:20 am (UTC)
lol a+
trich_tangents 4th-Feb-2014 02:26 am (UTC)
What is this post? And why the creepy wax figure picture?
hellicoptajuuce 4th-Feb-2014 02:27 am (UTC)
coz Liam's one looks lokzy
hellicoptajuuce 4th-Feb-2014 02:28 am (UTC)
*lolzy
a_wa 4th-Feb-2014 02:29 am (UTC)
I read this as "like Loki".
zparklemotion 4th-Feb-2014 02:27 am (UTC)
oh boy. tmi post, y/y?
soavantgarde 4th-Feb-2014 02:50 am (UTC)
y
treradical 4th-Feb-2014 02:28 am (UTC)
i live in the dorms so i just wait until my roommate leaves 2 fart
fapattack 4th-Feb-2014 04:27 am (UTC)
LMAO I WAS HOPING TO FIND YOU IN THIS POST
lolzerz 4th-Feb-2014 02:28 am (UTC)
psh everyone already knows this.

does anyone remember the community /~topicless? there was a legendary post where someone commented that girls should NEVER fart in front of their boyfriend, homegirl really got attacked.
lolzerz 4th-Feb-2014 02:29 am (UTC)
also i like my farts because they are always silent but deadly. makes it so easy to get away with.
soavantgarde 4th-Feb-2014 02:51 am (UTC)
mine are opposite, they're poots but they don't stink
devon_carrots 4th-Feb-2014 02:46 am (UTC)
Topic less and the question club!
ichdontthinksoo 4th-Feb-2014 03:26 am (UTC)
My friend farted for the first time in front of her bf like a month ago, she called me crying because he was a total dick about it. The whole time I was in shock, wondering how I could've forgotten that some men are total losers. At least she broke up with him a week later.
piratesswoop 4th-Feb-2014 02:29 am (UTC)
isn't this interview like super old?
a_wa 4th-Feb-2014 02:32 am (UTC)
That's what I was thinking.
punkylana 4th-Feb-2014 02:53 am (UTC)
yes
queen_norleans 4th-Feb-2014 02:29 am (UTC)
dolce_piccante 4th-Feb-2014 02:36 am (UTC)
awwww
queen_norleans 4th-Feb-2014 02:41 am (UTC)
Dontcha just want to hold him?

At least I do. :D
_marquis 4th-Feb-2014 02:50 am (UTC)
my <3
esionnoir 4th-Feb-2014 03:08 am (UTC)
MOAR
a_wa 4th-Feb-2014 02:31 am (UTC)
I got the email notification for this article and was like "maybe I should submit this to ONTD" and then I thought "it's an article about FARTING. No way is that gonna get approved."
ptr28 4th-Feb-2014 02:32 am (UTC)
when will ur faves
piripishi 4th-Feb-2014 02:33 am (UTC)
Why I'm not surprised.


And no, I don't fart OP.
nalaa1906 4th-Feb-2014 02:33 am (UTC)
Do you fart ONTD?

No, never, I'm a lady

zparklemotion 4th-Feb-2014 02:34 am (UTC)
omg so cute
missmonkeydust 4th-Feb-2014 02:34 am (UTC)
I have IBS, of course I do.
nicolesaid_uck 4th-Feb-2014 02:34 am (UTC)
maebytonight1 4th-Feb-2014 03:31 am (UTC)
Enya gif?!!! The true Queen tbh.
nicolesaid_uck 4th-Feb-2014 03:35 am (UTC)
yaaas bless the queen's light

hellicoptajuuce 4th-Feb-2014 04:48 am (UTC)
an Enya gif?! wat?! i didnt even know those existed
flinkkamingo3 4th-Feb-2014 02:36 am (UTC)
Ziall <3
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