People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

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"It would look slightly pathetic if I tried to squeeze back into the Elf tights."

– Will Ferrell, shooting down rumors of a sequel to his 2003 hit holiday movie, on Watch What Happens Live

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"Relationships are kind of like riding a bull – you hold on for dear life. Sometimes you get a little buck here and there, but you get back on."

– Katy Perry, who costarred (and rode a mechanical bull) in the music video for "Who You Love" with boyfriend John Mayer, on Good Morning America

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"It should be illegal to call somebody fat on TV."

– Jennifer Lawrence, taking aim at body bullies, during an appearance on Barbara Walters's The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2013 special

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"It's not how I saw the dream of my time with Meryl Streep. But she was a worthy opponent. She was not going down without some scratches and some heels in thighs."

– Julia Roberts, who tackled fellow Oscar winner Streep to the ground in their new film, August: Osage County, to E!

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"Growth. Love. Happiness. Fun. Enjoy your life, it's short."

– Beyoncé, on the message behind her buzzy surprise album, in a video on YouTube

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"Let's hope he doesn't forget I'm still going to have the lap he can always sit in."

– Blake Shelton, poking fun at pal Adam Levine's recently acquired Sexiest Man Alive status, on The Voice

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"Unless someone's watching you give birth, I don't think they want to make the wrong call."

– Olivia Wilde, on people going to great lengths to avoid mentioning her pregnancy, on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

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"I wanted to be [husband] number eight, but we ran out of road."

– Colin Farrell, on his relationship with the late Elizabeth Taylor, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

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"It was so fun wearing a fat rock for a few years."

– Miley Cyrus, reflecting on her broken engagement to Liam Hemsworth, on Barbara Walters's The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2013 special

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"I don't go to church for scripts. I go for scripture, but not scripts."

– Mark Wahlberg, who gets hounded with potential projects during mass, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?

Katy's metaphor is BS
JLaw, Esq.
The Oscar Queens
I overheard someone in Target this week say 'gurl, did you hear what Queen Bey did last night?" WAS IT YOU?
Ambiguously Gay Duo
Olivia growing Wilde-life inside
Do you think Liz would want Colin after seeing his tape?
Miley's head is full of fat rocks
Marky Mark: still a lyrical genius


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