and lmfao yes the classy bastard knows not to publicly diss the crazy hiddlestans. lucky for him, i won't ever stoop to such deranged levels of stanning if ever i get to meet him. seriously. XD
If you met him, that would seriously be the BEST POST EVER. You would spill all the tea and grab his ass for all of us (but play off as a mistake, 'cause you a gentleman).
What kind of psycho crazy thinks it's a good idea to jump the dude at Cannes, arguably the most prestigious and serious of all the film festivals? It's shit like this that make his fanbase look more deranged than they are.
Hey Tom, if you teach me Italian, I'll teach you Japanese. in bed
Also, I think I found his one flaw (if the translation is correct): (from here) 1. Tom and Chris has a bucket list of places they would love to visit. Jamaica and Bermuda are amongst the list. 2. When he’s bored, Tom loves to hit the tree’s bark with hammer! OMG! 3. He never misses a single Christmas celebration, ever. 4. His mom always forbids him from staring directly into the sun when he was a young boy. But apparently he did it when his mom is not around. 5. He was scared to skate on ice because of the traumatic experience regarding an ice skating accident when he was young. He was with his dad during the accident. 6. He thinks that he never laughs very loudly. 7. He wishes to be able to play ukulele and banjo one day. 8. He still asks his mom to wash his clothes because he doesn’t know how to operate the washing machine and dryer machine. 9. He never wins in the monopoly game. 10. He always wakes up to the alarm sound in the morning.
1. Hiddlesworth should put the Philippines on that bucket travel list for obvious reasons. 2. He can definitely "hit me" with his "hammer" when he's bored. 3. Definitely a merry XXX-mas with him if I was involved. 4. Which would explain why he is made of sunshine and unicorn blood. 5. Hey, I'm a klutz on ice too! 6. Yeah, RIGHT. 7. OH HE CAN THE FUCKING MODEST BASTARD. 8. I can't with this item. 9. AHA! Finally something I can win over him bwahahahahahaha! XD 10. Like, DUH.
Number 10 isn't necessarily a 'duh' because I know several people who set alarms at 10 minute intervals because they're physically unable to wake up at the first one, the lazy bastards.
btw I am more than willing to teach him how to use a washer/dryer...among other things
Wait, who plays Monopoly all the way to winning? Ever game I've ever played had eventually ended with "Fuck this, who has the most fake money? Congrats, pick something else for us to do."
1. Tom and Chris has a bucket list of places they would love to visit. Jamaica and Bermuda are amongst the list. I want pictures when they do this world tour.
2. When he’s bored, Tom loves to hit the tree’s bark with hammer! OMG! Why you hurtin' trees, tho.
4. His mom always forbids him from staring directly into the sun when he was a young boy. But apparently he did it when his mom is not around. LOL dork.
5. He was scared to skate on ice because of the traumatic experience regarding an ice skating accident when he was young. He was with his dad during the accident. Aww, booboo :(
6. He thinks that he never laughs very loudly. Now I believe that French chick who hypothesized that the "eheheh" laugh comes from him not wanting to laugh full out.
8. He still asks his mom to wash his clothes because he doesn’t know how to operate the washing machine and dryer machine. Guuuuuuuurllll...I'll teach you, bb.
9. He never wins in the monopoly game. Who does, really? We always give up in my house.
10. He always wakes up to the alarm sound in the morning. He ain't human.
1. Fact number one is begging to be ficced. Don't let me down, guys! 2. There are more useful things to hit with one's hammer, Tom. *wink wink nudge nudge* 3. *melts into a pile of goo* 4. Nice to know he was like any normal kid, disobeying explicit orders from parents when you think they aren't around. 5. As someone who took quite a few ice-skating lessons, I would like to hold his hand as he tries to conquer this fear and ensure he won't fall down unless it's on top of me wut now. 6. But that laugh can be spelled with e-s and h-s. 7. *mightily resists urge to make dirty jokes about plucking strings* 8. I would laugh heartily if wasn't so unconfident in my clothes-cleaning skills. *my great shame* 9. Me too, Tom! Let's start a club of people who perpetually lose at Monopoly! You bring the cookies and I'll bring the liquor! 10. Of course he would.
Damn this polyglot bastard!
omfg sooooooooooooo excited to see thor 2 next week when it hits my local theater! XD
IS.
FUCKING.
CO-SIGNED!
And bullshit, Tom's craziest fan encounter was the bitch that lunched herself at him at Cannes. But he's so classy, he won't mention it.
and lmfao yes the classy bastard knows not to publicly diss the crazy hiddlestans. lucky for him, i won't ever stoop to such deranged levels of stanning if ever i get to meet him. seriously. XD
If you met him, that would seriously be the BEST POST EVER. You would spill all the tea and grab his ass for all of us (but play off as a mistake, 'cause you a gentleman).
truly. I will squelch my temptation to grope. I will be a mature and balanced adult. We deserve to meet him, bb. :P
in bedAlso, I think I found his one flaw (if the translation is correct):
(from here)
1. Tom and Chris has a bucket list of places they would love to visit. Jamaica and Bermuda are amongst the list.
2. When he’s bored, Tom loves to hit the tree’s bark with hammer! OMG!
3. He never misses a single Christmas celebration, ever.
4. His mom always forbids him from staring directly into the sun when he was a young boy. But apparently he did it when his mom is not around.
5. He was scared to skate on ice because of the traumatic experience regarding an ice skating accident when he was young. He was with his dad during the accident.
6. He thinks that he never laughs very loudly.
7. He wishes to be able to play ukulele and banjo one day.
8. He still asks his mom to wash his clothes because he doesn’t know how to operate the washing machine and dryer machine.
9. He never wins in the monopoly game.
10. He always wakes up to the alarm sound in the morning.
Edited at 2013-10-26 03:25 am (UTC)
1. Hiddlesworth should put the Philippines on that bucket travel list for obvious reasons.
2. He can definitely "hit me" with his "hammer" when he's bored.
3. Definitely a merry XXX-mas with him if I was involved.
4. Which would explain why he is made of sunshine and unicorn blood.
5. Hey, I'm a klutz on ice too!
6. Yeah, RIGHT.
7. OH HE CAN THE FUCKING MODEST BASTARD.
8. I can't with this item.
9. AHA! Finally something I can win over him bwahahahahahaha! XD
10. Like, DUH.
btw I am more than willing to teach him how to use a washer/dryer...among other things
LOL, what is this man?
I want pictures when they do this world tour.
2. When he’s bored, Tom loves to hit the tree’s bark with hammer! OMG!
Why you hurtin' trees, tho.
4. His mom always forbids him from staring directly into the sun when he was a young boy. But apparently he did it when his mom is not around.
LOL dork.
5. He was scared to skate on ice because of the traumatic experience regarding an ice skating accident when he was young. He was with his dad during the accident.
Aww, booboo :(
6. He thinks that he never laughs very loudly.
Now I believe that French chick who hypothesized that the "eheheh" laugh comes from him not wanting to laugh full out.
8. He still asks his mom to wash his clothes because he doesn’t know how to operate the washing machine and dryer machine.
Guuuuuuuurllll...I'll teach you, bb.
9. He never wins in the monopoly game.
Who does, really? We always give up in my house.
10. He always wakes up to the alarm sound in the morning. He ain't human.
2. There are more useful things to hit with one's hammer, Tom. *wink wink nudge nudge*
3. *melts into a pile of goo*
4. Nice to know he was like any normal kid, disobeying explicit orders from parents when you think they aren't around.
5. As someone who took quite a few ice-skating lessons, I would like to hold his hand as he tries to conquer this fear and ensure he won't fall down
unless it's on top of me wut now.6. But that laugh can be spelled with e-s and h-s.
7. *mightily resists urge to make dirty jokes about plucking strings*
8. I would laugh heartily if wasn't so unconfident in my clothes-cleaning skills. *my great shame*
9. Me too, Tom! Let's start a club of people who perpetually lose at Monopoly! You bring the cookies and I'll bring the liquor!
10. Of course he would.
i hate you, i love you 100x
damn it Hiddlesssss I HATE YOUUUU!!!
LOL
i think we all have a seriously fucked-up and complicated relationship with this man. XD
Oh Tom. :3
Sweetie there's not enough on you to provide sustenance for those two massive mountains of meat.
also that goatee he's got going on is lookin' good.`