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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes helped comfort a pair of shaken accident victims Saturday night, PEOPLE has learned.

A rep for the couple confirms that Cruise, 44, and Holmes, 27, were on their way home from the airport after a trip to Salt Lake City, Utah, for an exhibition soccer game (their friend David Beckham and his team, Real Madrid, beat Real Salt Lake 2-0), when they saw a couple on L.A.'s 101 Freeway who had apparently just been in a car accident.

The engaged pair and parents to 4-month-old daughter Suri checked to make sure the passengers, Jon Henningsen and his wife, were not seriously injured, then waited with them until the police and fire department arrived on the scene.


people.com

for some reason i remember some bull story about tom doing this like ten years ago. it just seems like such a publicity stunt
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[info]sharemygrief 14th-Aug-2006 04:26 am (UTC)
suri is like that robot kid from "small wonder", i bet
[info]lullaby_sal_17 14th-Aug-2006 04:27 am (UTC)
I miss that show.
[info]sharemygrief 14th-Aug-2006 04:32 am (UTC)
your icon made me lol
[info]bangkokladyboys 14th-Aug-2006 04:49 am (UTC)
what is your icon from?
[info]bizarrre 14th-Aug-2006 04:33 am (UTC)
hahaha thanks for referencing the show
[info]starry_niights VICI14th-Aug-2006 04:41 am (UTC)
ahaha I miss that show!
[info]aloneinthetown 14th-Aug-2006 07:45 am (UTC)
OMG I remember that show! I remember it used to scare the everliving shit out of me.
[info]aliciamichelle 14th-Aug-2006 11:06 pm (UTC)
hahaha best first comment in a while
[info]iprevail 14th-Aug-2006 04:26 am (UTC)
i bet they comforted them with the power of xenu and/or l. ron hubbard
[info]andisprohi I agree.14th-Aug-2006 05:03 am (UTC)
"Are you okay ?"
"We're fine. I'm a little cut up, but --"
"No, I meant, are you right with Xenu ?"
"Eh, no. We're Presbyterians."
"THEN YOU AIN'T OKAY, BITCHES ! *cough* I mean, I know a
great hospital in Clearwater ! I'll drive you myself !"
[info]kvetchkvetch !14th-Aug-2006 04:27 am (UTC)
tom cruise COMFORTING?? if he ever tried to comfort me i'd hightail it outa there pronto.
[info]potatoboat 14th-Aug-2006 04:27 am (UTC)
I would NOT want to be in TomKat's presence if my car broke down.

srsly, I'd be terrified.
[info]karenjanee 14th-Aug-2006 04:27 am (UTC)
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....

did the accident victims say whether or not Suri was beautiful?
[info]aprilbegins 14th-Aug-2006 04:28 am (UTC)
Hee!
[info]flying_ignorami 14th-Aug-2006 04:34 am (UTC)
haha. I seriously was waiting for some sort of comment like that in the article. That seems to be the trend lately. "We've seen Suri! She is real and she is beautiful!"

Because the need to comment on whether or not a baby exists doesn't send up any red flags or anything...
[info]aaameeting 14th-Aug-2006 04:34 am (UTC)
lmao!
[info]privateers 14th-Aug-2006 04:35 am (UTC)
LMAO
[info]alls261 I CAN IMAGINE14th-Aug-2006 04:43 am (UTC)
"Oh, well, the back end of our car is completely smashed, my wife has glass in her eye, I'm a little woozy from the pressure of the airbag hit, not to mention I've been drinking for the past hour so will most likely be going to jail when the cops come an...hey, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BABY, ISN'T IT HONEY? LOOK AT IT WITH YOUR GOOD EYE! ISN'T SHE GORGEOUS?"
[info]santo_ Re: I CAN IMAGINE14th-Aug-2006 05:54 am (UTC)
aahahahaha
[info]nerdyglam Re: I CAN IMAGINE14th-Aug-2006 08:22 am (UTC)
lol
[info]bevived Re: I CAN IMAGINE14th-Aug-2006 02:01 pm (UTC)
And she doesn't have any deformities at all!
[info]lachica2000 14th-Aug-2006 04:48 am (UTC)
And she has a full head of curly black hair!
[info]deerlike 14th-Aug-2006 05:14 am (UTC)
OH SNAP. :D
[info]romanleader 14th-Aug-2006 06:42 am (UTC)
A+, would LOL again.
[info]iprevail 14th-Aug-2006 04:27 am (UTC)
also i would run the fuck away if tom and katie tried to help me with ANYTHING
[info]aprilbegins 14th-Aug-2006 04:27 am (UTC)
How dare you make me feel guilty for months of mockery!
[info]wartimechocolat 14th-Aug-2006 04:27 am (UTC)
And then they tried to get them to do a Scientologist "audit".
[info]kvetchkvetch 14th-Aug-2006 04:29 am (UTC)
i bet xenu broke down those poor people's car.
[info]kvetchkvetch 14th-Aug-2006 04:30 am (UTC)
peoples'

i hate myself so much
[info]iprevail 14th-Aug-2006 04:31 am (UTC)
your icon is fabulous
carry on
[info]kvetchkvetch 14th-Aug-2006 04:32 am (UTC)
i love tim gunn
i wish he was my uncle
[info]pink_diva_xo 14th-Aug-2006 04:35 am (UTC)
lol iawtc
[info]pure_shores18 14th-Aug-2006 04:31 am (UTC)
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes helped comfort a pair of shaken accident victims Saturday night, PEOPLE has learned.

IE Two people vulernable to $cientologist brainwashing.
[info]dissention_1 14th-Aug-2006 04:33 am (UTC)
I bet they'd tried to hook those folks up to an E-meter while they waited for the popos to arrive on the scene.
[info]mondragona hehe!14th-Aug-2006 04:56 am (UTC)
fo sho!
[info]pink_diva_xo 14th-Aug-2006 04:34 am (UTC)
Ha. I'd love to hear the real> story.
[info]steffynoel 14th-Aug-2006 04:34 am (UTC)
Was Suri there?
[info]aurosan 14th-Aug-2006 04:49 am (UTC)
lol omg your icon

I lolled so hard at that.
[info]steffynoel 14th-Aug-2006 05:15 am (UTC)
I did too, Nicole always makes me laugh.

[info]green__desire 14th-Aug-2006 05:02 am (UTC)
icon! haha i shat so hard at that. then was saddened at remembering when simple life was funny because they were together fueling each other to make comments like that.
[info]shit4dreams 14th-Aug-2006 06:04 am (UTC)
people do notice you
[info]nakedjuicelover 14th-Aug-2006 04:36 am (UTC)
every single story released about them just seems a little off.
:(
[info]evenstarsfall 14th-Aug-2006 04:36 am (UTC)
Every story I hear about Tom Cruise sounds like bullshit placed by a publicist. No matter what it is, this is what I read: "BLAH BLAH BLAH TOTALLY STRAIGHT NOT WEIRD NOR CRAZY LOVES VAGINAS SURI IS BEAUTIFUL TOM CRUISE IS GOD."
[info]kvetchkvetch 14th-Aug-2006 04:39 am (UTC)
he and val kilmer should get together, like in top gun. val would knock some sense into him.
[info]freeze_i_say 14th-Aug-2006 04:58 am (UTC)
rofl cause it's absolutely spot on!

I kinda miss his crazy Scientologist sister/publicist...the bullshit was really hitting the fan then :D
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