If Jon Hamm’s penis wasn’t enough, Ryan Gosling’s jaw-dropper in a deleted scene from ‘The Place Beyond the Pines’ may be the ultimate attempt to break the Internet. Here, the 12 greatest on-screen bulges.
5. Sacha Baron Cohen in Borat
The junk itself is less than glorious, but the neon green mankini thong is hard not to notice, from the front or the back.
4. Everyone in Magic Mike
You knew it was coming (SORRY), but we couldn’t create a compendium of memorable bulges without noting the entire cast of Magic Mike. While all the men deserve honorable mentions, we award Joe Manganiello (gold) Matthew McConaughey (silver), and Channing Tatum (bronze) with the highest honors.
3. Zac Efron in The Paper Boy
A flick called The Paperboy starring High School Musical’s Zac Efron prancing around in nothing more than sheer tighty whities screams porno. But alas, the only mildly porny drama features no nudity, unless you count Efron’s bouncing manhood struggling to break free from the confinements of his cotton undergarments.
2. Jon Hamm in Mad Men (and in life)
The original Mad Man, The Hammaconda, Free-Range Hamm, baloney pony—while the appropriate name for Jon Hamm’s bulge will be disputed for years to come, one thing is certain: it’s huge, and it’s glorious.
1. Ryan Gosling in The Place Beyond the Pines (deleted scene)
We knew he has abs carved by the gods. We knew his pale blue eyes can move mountains with a single blink, and we hoped and prayed that whatever lives beneath those hipster skinny jeans would make us swoon. But when a deleted scene from The Place Beyond the Pines featuring Gosling stripping was released over the weekend, we didn’t know what hit us. We give you the most glorious bulge in cinematic history: Ryan Gosling’s blue boxer-encased trophy.