2:08 pm - 07/18/2013

Courtney and Doug go to sex counseling

When Courtney Stodden was 16 she married 51-year-old Doug Hutchison then went on to get giant implants the size of her head. So right off the bat, you’d just assume they have a healthy, well-adjusted sex life like any other couple. Except here they are at sex counseling, so God knows what the hell dark secrets these people are hiding. It’s like you think you know somebody, and then the next minute you find out he just wants to watch himself in Punisher: War Zone again instead of having sex with giant breasts. Who do you even trust anymore?

Those implants and those poses combined make her look like a Rob Liefeld drawing come to life...
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hoechlingurl 18th-Jul-2013 07:10 pm (UTC)
Her boobs are making me clutch mine in sympathy. DAMN! That looks painful.
pillsburydoughb I hate making comments like this but..18th-Jul-2013 07:12 pm (UTC)
they look like they are being served on a plate or something.
thickfreakness Re: I hate making comments like this but..18th-Jul-2013 07:32 pm (UTC)
Honestly, this was my thought lol. That, and a vendor's item holder, like at a sporting event.
vehiclesshockme 18th-Jul-2013 07:17 pm (UTC)
Right? It doesn't look remotely comfortable.
nazliy 18th-Jul-2013 07:19 pm (UTC)
stelarjesss 18th-Jul-2013 07:21 pm (UTC)
same. mine are aching just looking at hers. good lord.
arkadyevich 18th-Jul-2013 07:33 pm (UTC)
spartacus 18th-Jul-2013 07:37 pm (UTC)
her back is going to be destroyed with the heels/boobs combo in like 5 years.
yeah_banana 18th-Jul-2013 07:42 pm (UTC)
they look like they're about to pop. ouch.
dollsteak 18th-Jul-2013 07:53 pm (UTC)
literally what went through my head. jfc
xdecadentx 18th-Jul-2013 08:15 pm (UTC)
primimproper 18th-Jul-2013 09:23 pm (UTC)
I did the same thing, literally.
fatlindsay 18th-Jul-2013 10:53 pm (UTC)
I actually said "ow" out loud
chocoiste 19th-Jul-2013 05:38 am (UTC)
they haven't settled yet likely so she has to wear them so high up and stuff for comfort
lambjunkie 18th-Jul-2013 07:11 pm (UTC)
ugh her poor boobs
ylfys 19th-Jul-2013 01:59 pm (UTC)
pillsburydoughb 18th-Jul-2013 07:13 pm (UTC)
idk but I can't look at her the same way when I know she has daddy issues.
lilbrunette_x 18th-Jul-2013 07:14 pm (UTC)
garlicsong 18th-Jul-2013 07:14 pm (UTC)
I wonder if she tilts her head that much because the new boobs are throwing off her balance
ch33rylips 18th-Jul-2013 07:14 pm (UTC)
agentnever 18th-Jul-2013 07:14 pm (UTC)
Girl. The point of you getting giant fake tits was to stop padding. Your boobs look like torpedos.
vehiclesshockme 18th-Jul-2013 07:18 pm (UTC)
I bet by Christmas 2014 she'll go bigger.
mend 18th-Jul-2013 07:14 pm (UTC)
brenden 18th-Jul-2013 07:15 pm (UTC)
i wonder what her areolas look like
vehiclesshockme 18th-Jul-2013 07:19 pm (UTC)
I was actually wondering that. I also wondering how her nipples feel. Not like in a I want to touch them how do they feel but like a I wonder what type of sensitivity she has feel.
taylorniw 18th-Jul-2013 08:42 pm (UTC)
When I had my surgery, mine were numb for about four weeks. Depends on the person.
courtney_77 19th-Jul-2013 12:35 am (UTC)
I'm dying at your specifying the word "feel". Well said bb...
joliebelle 18th-Jul-2013 07:32 pm (UTC)
theactualworst 18th-Jul-2013 07:40 pm (UTC)
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's areolaaaa
lucyhale 18th-Jul-2013 07:15 pm (UTC)
Walk into the club like

deluminator 18th-Jul-2013 07:18 pm (UTC)
The guy's face in the background, lawd.
scaredsquee 19th-Jul-2013 02:05 am (UTC)
what a fucking creeper omg
torontok 18th-Jul-2013 07:18 pm (UTC)
whattup, i got a big cup

Edited at 2013-07-18 07:19 pm (UTC)
truexillusions 18th-Jul-2013 07:15 pm (UTC)
kachna_junior 18th-Jul-2013 08:01 pm (UTC)
have my babies, dylan
torontok 18th-Jul-2013 07:15 pm (UTC)
minus the bazooka tits, she doesnt look too bad here.her makeup and the dress are lovely. the shoes shouldnt even be adressed
agentnever 18th-Jul-2013 07:18 pm (UTC)
Her makeup tho? It always looks like she bought her foundation two tanning beds ago
calinewarkwc69 18th-Jul-2013 08:39 pm (UTC)
Idk, her lipstick and it's weird pinkish tint throws it off for me. She looks like a girl playing dress up with her moms make up, lol.
fashi0nbaby 19th-Jul-2013 07:37 am (UTC)
gorl, r u srs rn
torontok 19th-Jul-2013 08:50 am (UTC)
I was high as fuck last night okay
hypermuseic9 18th-Jul-2013 07:16 pm (UTC)
her boobs look like they hurt. jfc who is her plastic surgeon
saffronshire 18th-Jul-2013 07:16 pm (UTC)
At each and every pic I thought "those boobs look awful". It's been long scrolling down.
lovesfreddiem 18th-Jul-2013 07:16 pm (UTC)
Those boobs are tragic. omg
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