"It's weird people think my kids will be in therapy because of their names. Guys, my kids will be therapy for LOTS of reasons, I'm sure."
– Busy Philipps, defending the unique monikers of daughters Birdie Leigh, 4½, and newborn Cricket Pearl, on Twitter
"When you're Justin Bieber, the world is your toilet."
– Jimmy Kimmel, on Justin Bieber's latest scandal – urinating into a restaurant mop bucket, during his monologue
"I might be the Kevin Bacon of Sexiest Men."
– Ken Jeong, joking about becoming his own version of the game Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon because of his connections to PEOPLE's Sexiest Men Bradley Cooper and Ryan Reynolds, to PEOPLE
"Sparks don't grow – your vagina doesn't become more inclined to wanting someone just because you're around them."
– Amanda Seyfried, who's a believer in physical attraction, to Elle
"We'd love to have a big family … We'll walk through that fire pretty happily, I think."
– Ryan Reynolds, on having a large brood with wife Blake Lively, to Details magazine
"They want to be nourished and pet like a dog."
– Nicki Minaj, on her tips for getting a man, to Marie Claire
"I can't wait to share this with my best friend."
– Kevin Jonas, confirming he's expecting his first child with wife Danielle, on Twitter
"Unless you're Gisele Bündchen or 19, you need something."
– Sofia Vergara, who doesn't believe in a natural look, to Harper's Bazaar
"I want to dedicate this next song to my Katy, who is my face to call home."
– John Mayer, who dedicated his song, "A Place To Call Home," to his on-again girlfriend Katy Perry, at a Milwaukee concert
"I will not let the situation define who I am. I will define the situation."
– Cleveland kidnap survivor Michelle Knight, speaking out for the first time since her dramatic rescue, in a joint video with Gina DeJesus and Amanda Berry
Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?
Get Busy namin' or get Busy tryin'
Kimmel about J. Belly
Six degrees to Ken Bacong
Amanda and her spark factory
Oh, I forgot Ryan and Blake were married
Nicki the dog whisperer
Sofia sofa king vain Vergara
Napalm Survivor, John Mayer
Cleveland Kidnapped Crew <3
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! xoxo :-)