"First of all, I wouldn't f– with someone with a dead bird on their head."
– Johnny Depp, on keeping his Lone Ranger character Tonto real, to Rolling Stone
"I do have to figure out why I am attracted to these broken birds."
– Katy Perry, on her penchant for bad boys, to Vogue
"She knows I'm causing havoc / Our love is so dramatic / She likes to sing into my mic because my mic is magic."
– Channing Tatum, crooning his way through a hilarious video for Jimmy Kimmel Live!
"Strawberry lip balm; a 980,000-volt stun gun for protection; Olay Regenerist Night Recovery Cream."
– Olivia Munn, revealing the items on her nightstand, to Marie Claire
"She has always been the brave, bold individual that I fell for – and sexy as ever."
– Brad Pitt, when asked to describe his feelings about Angelina Jolie following her announcement to undergo a preventative double mastectomy, to reporters
"Do you dance around him? I was like, 'I'll just sit down.'"
– Heather Locklear, recalling how Tom Cruise recreated his Risky Business dance moves at a club during their one and only date back in the day, on Chelsea Lately
"We are going to go home and hang out together and do husband and wife things. The things they do in private."
– Blake Shelton, on how he and wife Miranda Lambert plan to celebrate his 37th birthday, to PEOPLE
"Young Hollywood 1990's. No stylist or high heels. Instead: baggie clothes, pimples & healthy weight."
– Former child star Candace Cameron Bure, sharing a vintage photo with fellow actors Andrea Barber, Jeremy Miller and Jaleel White, on Instagram
"I did a song with Snoop Dogg called 'Ashtrays and Heartbreaks,' so people can put it together for themselves."
– Miley Cyrus, neither confirming nor denying whether she's smoked pot, to Rolling Stone
"The love between Tony and Carmela was one of the greatest I've ever known."
– Edie Falco, in an emotional tribute to her Sopranos costar James Gandolfini, who died of an apparent heart attack on June 19, in a statement
Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?
Dead Bird Depp
What is REPRESSED UPBRINGING for $100, Alex?
I wanna Channing all over your Tatum
Channing Tatumed on Olivia in Magic Mike
Brad + Angie
It's been one year since Marriage Impossible!
TGIF was an event as a child in the 90's
Miley and Snoopaloop twerkin'
RIP James Gandolfini <3
HAPPY FRIDAY, AND FIRST DAY OF SUMMER, ONTD! xoxo :-) Be sure to watch the Super Moon tomorrow night as well! I leave for Vegas today, so please share some "Only in Vegas" stories with me here...