People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

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"Metaphor"

– A very pregnant Jessica Simpson, proving she's still got her sense of humor, while wearing a hot-air balloon sweater, on Twitter















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"Oh that's private, that's private ... you know, something for the global woman, something for the mother, something dirty – always."

– Brad Pitt, on what he got fiancée Angelina Jolie for her 38th birthday, to the AP

















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"My new backstage beauty routine: #pumpit #pumppumpitup #CMTAwards"

– New mom Kristen Bell, on how she prepped for her CMT Awards hosting gig, on Twitter

















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"The Heat beat the Pacers ... I think what hurt the Pacers was Justin Bieber, who was there distracting them, rooting for the Heat in one of the most ridiculous outfits ever assembled."

– Jimmy Kimmel, on the singer's leather ensemble at the NBA's Eastern Conference finals, during his monologue


















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"I mean, you should just listen to the stuff that comes out of her mouth."

– Sandra Bullock, on what it was like working with The Heat costar Melissa McCarthy, to Parade




















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"I don't think you can prepare. It's a bit of a freestyle."

– Channing Tatum, on raising newborn daughter Everly with wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum, to Vanity Fair















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"They have very little control, other than the up and down of it … like a Taylor Swift boyfriend."

– David Letterman, comparing the singer's suitors to a hot-air balloon, on his late night talk show















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"It's like an old man who's taken a young lover. He's got a jaunty little step."

– Kathie Lee Gifford, on her relationship with Today show cohost Hoda Kotb, to AARP





















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"I'm sure he'll at some point go camping, where he'll be a Ford Explorer. And when he gets to college, it'll be Ford Fiesta."

– Owen Wilson, riffing on potential nicknames for his 2-year-old son Robert Ford, on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno

















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"She's my guilty pleasure on Twitter."

– Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, on fellow Twitter-obsessed star Amanda Bynes, to E!








Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?

Jessica Simpson is like a [METAPHOR}
15(9.1%)
Brad n' Angie gettin' naughty
25(15.2%)
Kristen Lactation
16(9.7%)
Jimmy Kimmel never tells a lie
25(15.2%)
Sandy and her virgin ears
6(3.6%)
Channing making it up as he goes along
1(0.6%)
Letterman, the trolling commenter of late-night
17(10.3%)
Kathie Lee couldn't had been sober when she said this
10(6.1%)
Owen and Bobby!
39(23.6%)
Snooki - honorary ontd member
11(6.7%)






Source:

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20706872,00.html


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