5:00 pm - 05/02/2013

New uncensored pics from Farrah's porn surface

There's a little Teen Mom in all of us today. Or, reverse that perhaps. MTV Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has officially reached the pinnacle of professional achievement for MTV reality show alums, her own sex tape from Vivid, featuring Farrah and prodigious porn star James Deen re-creating several acts depicting how Farrah might have become a teen mom in the first place.

The sextape is called Farrah Abraham: Back Door Teen Mom. You can guess what that implies. Our friends at WWTDD are already pondering the public outrage if 'backdoor' doesn't officially live up to its moniker.

And, well, here are some early looks, uncensored, at Farrah Abraham without her clothes on preparing for her big onscreen moment.
Such an important day in a girls life. We're told her dad helped negotiate the deal. Such a special family bonding moment.

(** We're in talks with Vivid to bring you an early sneak peek at the film itself early next week. Hopefully also some DVD copies to give away. ** )

Source 1 and 2
I hope she didn't pay a lot for those boobs because they're really bolted on and terrible looking. So far the time displayed on the TV in the background is the most intriguing thing about this although I do expect gifs once it's released.
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deathbytamarind 2nd-May-2013 10:00 pm (UTC)
Perfect gif response.
ecctv 2nd-May-2013 10:02 pm (UTC)
I remember she was really worried about breastfeeding baby sophia because she didn't want her boobs to get messed up. She didn't breast feed for that reason.
aria_grace 2nd-May-2013 10:03 pm (UTC)
too bad she went and messed her boobs up on her own!
laurshel 2nd-May-2013 11:19 pm (UTC)
Yeah the tits look bad.
vehiclesshockme 2nd-May-2013 10:06 pm (UTC)
Yep. Didn't she also just say she was going to just choose to not have her body change at all like she could just will it?
vehiclesshockme 2nd-May-2013 10:07 pm (UTC)
Or maybe it was like, 'I don't plan on letting my face be puffy after the baby" something.
sarahvma 2nd-May-2013 10:09 pm (UTC)
I remember that. And the Doctor was like, "No, having a baby messes up your boobs -- not breastfeeding."
unclecraig 2nd-May-2013 10:15 pm (UTC)
women with saggy tits get made fun of and so do women that don't breastfeed their babies (especially for selfish reasons). we can't win sometimes.
schexyschteve 2nd-May-2013 10:30 pm (UTC)
And the doctor was like, "...it's pregnancy that messes up your boobs"
teaaet 2nd-May-2013 10:40 pm (UTC)
her breast implants are more disgusting than her face
katrinar 3rd-May-2013 01:40 am (UTC)
thing is, it's the pregnancy that fucks your boobs up, not the breast feeding.
luvlorn 3rd-May-2013 06:33 am (UTC)
I think if I'm remembering right from my friend who had a boob job you're supposed to massage them after and then after a while they are supposed to drop. Looks like she didn't and they didn't lol.
coeurtranquille 2nd-May-2013 10:02 pm (UTC)

Her boobs :'(
pastelstar 3rd-May-2013 02:57 am (UTC)
LOL excellent gif
dynamite_state 2nd-May-2013 10:02 pm (UTC)
frankenmutt 2nd-May-2013 10:02 pm (UTC)
pikapika217 2nd-May-2013 10:04 pm (UTC)
I miss this show
dynamite_state 2nd-May-2013 10:07 pm (UTC)
lmao I'm trying to find the gif of the girl that falls down the stairs. one of my favorite moments
kissoffools 2nd-May-2013 10:11 pm (UTC)
omg my roommate and i used to watch Next after class all the time
crazyfirecrotch 2nd-May-2013 10:14 pm (UTC)
hangthemj 2nd-May-2013 10:17 pm (UTC)
spartacus 2nd-May-2013 10:20 pm (UTC)
lala_vava 2nd-May-2013 10:29 pm (UTC)
l o l
butt_or_skotch 2nd-May-2013 11:45 pm (UTC)
This show was so messy. I loved it.
idrkidrc 2nd-May-2013 11:56 pm (UTC)
abiding 3rd-May-2013 12:17 am (UTC)
This show was great.
lovely_tunes 3rd-May-2013 09:11 pm (UTC)
gosh, those years when Next and Dismissed were on

aria_grace 2nd-May-2013 10:02 pm (UTC)
No thank you.
kydeon 2nd-May-2013 10:03 pm (UTC)
Not going to lie.
She's way more attractive than the average female straight-porn star.
la_nostalgia 2nd-May-2013 10:05 pm (UTC)
actually yeah. in the last post people were barfing and 'losing boners'. i don't get it. she doesn't look bad, and not that plastic, aside from her boobs. no horrible makeup, ordinary body...
myxwill 2nd-May-2013 10:06 pm (UTC)
That's not an accomplishment tho.
napaypayso 4th-May-2013 07:43 pm (UTC)
seconded to infinity
unclecraig 2nd-May-2013 10:07 pm (UTC)
people kept commenting about how ugly she is and i'm like, what??? she's no beauty queen but i don't think she's ugly.

FURTHERMORE the comments about this grossing ppl out it is bizarre, like how prude are you that two average looking ppl fucking grosses you out?

Edited at 2013-05-02 10:12 pm (UTC)
dynamite_state 2nd-May-2013 10:08 pm (UTC)
yeah ia
anese 2nd-May-2013 10:26 pm (UTC)

yea she looks good aside from the tits.
todearest 2nd-May-2013 10:32 pm (UTC)
It's killing me but I was thinking the same thing.
lilfinga 2nd-May-2013 10:44 pm (UTC)
omg WAT.

you cannot be serious with her mrs potatohead face, no ass, and wonky malpractice titties.

bro you been watching too much bang bus if you think this busted bitch is better looking than most female porn stars.
devilsadvocate 2nd-May-2013 10:47 pm (UTC)
Not really. All of them are all natural now. Go look up Spiegler Girls.
piqueristic 2nd-May-2013 10:53 pm (UTC)
yeah, I never thought she was super ugly. and she has a nice body, imo, even if her boob job is a wreck. and I've seen WAY worse boob jobs on porn stars.
flying_pandas 2nd-May-2013 11:02 pm (UTC)
idk - she looks just as busted as a typical porno chick.
revertigo 2nd-May-2013 11:19 pm (UTC)
but there's x-art now!
lulufairybubble 3rd-May-2013 04:18 am (UTC)
Depends. I think she's not attractive at all. I've seen a lot of sex workers that are worlds prettier than her.
grandmascorner 3rd-May-2013 01:31 pm (UTC)
that face though
brenden 2nd-May-2013 10:03 pm (UTC)
notthatinnocent 2nd-May-2013 10:07 pm (UTC)
Aw, Jenni was so pretty the first season.
laurshel 2nd-May-2013 11:40 pm (UTC)
She really was. I loved her then.
ukwons 2nd-May-2013 10:20 pm (UTC)
kween <3
genbu_no_miko24 2nd-May-2013 10:29 pm (UTC)
superdogbiter 2nd-May-2013 10:03 pm (UTC)
patiently 2nd-May-2013 11:25 pm (UTC)
idk why this is killing me
deathbytamarind 2nd-May-2013 11:42 pm (UTC)
lol Brock would be giving the thumbs up
workbitch 2nd-May-2013 10:04 pm (UTC)
What kind of Indiah Ferrah boob rillness are those
vehiclesshockme 2nd-May-2013 10:08 pm (UTC)
badcord 2nd-May-2013 10:17 pm (UTC)
j_k_m 2nd-May-2013 11:15 pm (UTC)
manilllaaaa <3
hemsworth 3rd-May-2013 12:11 am (UTC)
and she is GONNA WEAR THEM
welurklate 2nd-May-2013 10:15 pm (UTC)
secretlemonade 2nd-May-2013 10:43 pm (UTC)
deathbytamarind 2nd-May-2013 11:42 pm (UTC)
Loving this and your Willam icon
warriorholmes 2nd-May-2013 11:49 pm (UTC)
oblivious_frog 2nd-May-2013 10:04 pm (UTC)
Her fake boobs are so ugly, jesus they look hard as fuck. I guess Teen Mom $$ can't buy a good plastic surgeon.
ecctv 2nd-May-2013 10:05 pm (UTC)
I think she actually got a loan from the bank to pay for them.
oblivious_frog 2nd-May-2013 10:06 pm (UTC)
Oh lord.
antique_faery 2nd-May-2013 10:24 pm (UTC)
Yeah, they remind me of my friend's boob job and they look so stiff and hard. :/
devilsadvocate 2nd-May-2013 10:49 pm (UTC)
Honestly, majority of good implants are just on girls who have lots of breast tissue beforehand. Girls with almost no breast tissue before implants pretty much can guarantee a bad boobjob that looks fake.
diosabellissima 2nd-May-2013 11:11 pm (UTC)
They're still pretty new. I mean, that doesn't look like a good boob job anyway, but it can take a long while for them to settle up properly.
tebtosca 3rd-May-2013 01:00 am (UTC)
He can actually put his entire forearm in the space between her boobs. It's devastating lol
abbiemills 2nd-May-2013 10:04 pm (UTC)
brenden 2nd-May-2013 10:04 pm (UTC)

superdogbiter 2nd-May-2013 10:08 pm (UTC)

you're a bastard
schexyschteve 2nd-May-2013 10:32 pm (UTC)
I'm distracted by her nails. I HATE when girls have the French tips that take over half their nail. Who told you that looked good?!
leenerific 2nd-May-2013 10:43 pm (UTC)
Ugh I had a girl show up at work with fake nails like that and she was SOOOO proud of them, showing them off to everyone.
I was side eying her the entire time. They look like crap.
cptcataracts 2nd-May-2013 10:51 pm (UTC)
Ikr. Especially the whole "duck nail" look. The worst.
nutellawhore 2nd-May-2013 11:07 pm (UTC)

elhamburglar 3rd-May-2013 02:34 am (UTC)
lol my best friend lives for those nails and even gets rhinestones on them
saffronshire 3rd-May-2013 05:38 am (UTC)
Gosh me too. Her nails are more distracting them her boobs imo.
sookehhh 2nd-May-2013 10:04 pm (UTC)
ew her boobs are just like Anime hair, always look the same regardless of what she's doing
nicole_bitchie 3rd-May-2013 11:33 am (UTC)
highwayended 2nd-May-2013 10:04 pm (UTC)
francesbcobain 2nd-May-2013 10:24 pm (UTC)
omg bunnies!!!
i_like_bats 2nd-May-2013 10:24 pm (UTC)
I am going to spend the rest of my evening watching this gif.
nalaa1906 2nd-May-2013 11:01 pm (UTC)
omggg so cute
judgmental 2nd-May-2013 11:20 pm (UTC)
fact: it could've died from that hit
highwayended 2nd-May-2013 11:23 pm (UTC)
excuse me while I sob uncontrollably.
aintgotink 3rd-May-2013 12:02 am (UTC)
Trust fall fail. =(
fenchurchly 3rd-May-2013 01:03 am (UTC)
OMG the quick spin at the end
greatestheroine 3rd-May-2013 07:30 am (UTC)
lovely_tunes 3rd-May-2013 09:24 pm (UTC)
oh the cuteness of small bunnies
hanamusume 4th-May-2013 12:37 am (UTC)
Oh bunny I know.
lilfinga 2nd-May-2013 10:05 pm (UTC)
goofusgallant 2nd-May-2013 10:32 pm (UTC)
Love your icon and username.
lilfinga 2nd-May-2013 10:36 pm (UTC)
ty. the fabulous lord baelish needs more stans.
monster_mutt 3rd-May-2013 07:41 pm (UTC)
omg lmao i just saw the username /ded

yours is funny too. highlights holla!
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