lust, charliehunnam
I'm friends with a lot of lightweights so comparatively, I seem like a medium weight but I think that my body just has a really odd tolerance for alcohol. Literally, I can only feel drunk (telling crude stories/texting my friends to say that I love them) for an hour maximum and then my body sobers up or I fall asleep.

More than two Long Island Ice Teas though, and I'll treat any passing friend like Oprah and unload all of my romantic woes. I'm notorious for having drunken deep chats that I remember the next day and cringe about.

I've tried to cut down though, especially on wine because [TMI] I get the hangover shits the next morning. Thankfully I've never thrown up from drinking (touch wood).