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LMAO - Greg Gutfeld calls Carrey a 'roiling bucket of sewage' + right wingers want Jim deported



For the second day in a row, “The Five” co-host Greg Gutfeld ranted against actor Jim Carrey for making a Web video that mocked the late Charlton Heston’s 2000 proclamation that he’d give up his gun “when you take it from my cold, dead hands.”

Gutfeld used the show’s opening monologue on Tuesday to explain precisely why be believes Carrey is a “tool” with small genitals. (RELATED VIDEO: Gutfeld on Monday calls Carrey deadly, insecure after Heston spoof)

“I don’t expect depth from a roiling bucket of sewage,” Gutfeld said. ”Now, gun rights were never a core issue for me, but Carrey and tools like him made it one. This is Hollywood with its slip showing. Carrey’s video shows what they really think of fly-over America. They hate you. To them, you’re all white rednecks. Worse, he mocks a dead and decent man. Dude, I get you are a clown, but at least hit someone who can hit back, you simpering tool.”

Gutfeld explained why Carrey’s sentiment is indicative of how Hollywood thinks of people who favor gun rights.

“And Hollywood, where the hell are you?” he said. “If you work with Heston or respected his work in civil rights, say something. How can you let this odious twerp defile Heston’s memory? You should regurgitate Carrey like a cat upchucking a feces-encrusted furball. Yes, Carrey has not made a good film in years, which is why he is a marionette trying to please his liberal puppeteers. He is desperate. But forget your thoughts on guns. His cruelty reveals how cloistered Hollywood is.”

“Now Carrey thought his crap would be greeted with anything but a flush,” Gutfeld continued. “So beneath Jim’s phony new-age persona, he is as hateful as the KKK, [what the fuck?!?!?] and his esteem is so low that he cannot go a moment without feeding it, which is why when he is called out he hides. And he hides behind a gun. He has armed security, which by his own logic means he has tiny genitals.”

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Gun supporters want Jim Carrey deported




A day after Jim Carrey released a comic music video on Funny or Die mocking opponents of gun control, supporters of the right to bear arms have created a petition demanding Jim Carrey be deported back to Canada. The video Cold Dead Hand, which is a parody of a Hee Haw show, went instantly viral, thanks in part to Carrey’s impersonation of gun advocate Charlton Heston and a catchy tune that compared guns to penis substitutes. Carrey continued the attack on his Twitter account, leading to lively debate online.

The petition, which can be found on change.org, states:

Canadian Citizen and Comedian Actor Jim Carrey is engaged in a hostile attack against the U.S. Constitution by targeting the Second Amendment. We demand that Jim Carrey be deported immediately for his effort to undermine the Bill of Rights and for exploiting his position as a national known Comedian & Actor to stage attacks against the rights of American citizens.

The organizers of the petition make it clear they don’t have anything against Canada – it’s Carrey they don’t like and they want him gone.

So far the petition has only a few thousand signatures – well short of the million-plus views the video had in its first day online.

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lack_ofcolour 27th-Mar-2013 04:11 pm (UTC)
lol, I follow Kelly Oxford on Twitter, who's from Canada and living in the US, and she questioned America's "freedom" due to the whole marriage equality issue going on right now. And of course idiots jumped her shit, saying she should "go back" if she didn't like things here. I just don't get that mentality. "You want to present an opposing viewpoint from mine!? Well you should just leave, America isn't about having different opinions!!!1" Do these ignoramuses realize how fucking childish they sound?

Plz don't leave though, we need all the intelligent people we can get<3
celtic_thistle 27th-Mar-2013 04:25 pm (UTC)
lol see, I get that too! Lots of "WELL IF CANADA IS SO MUCH BETTER, LEAVE." Like...I really fucking miss it there but I've been here for years (not voluntarily, tbh) and I can't just up and leave. (I can't afford to, lbr) I'm attached to people here and I care about Americans. I want to stay and fight--you're right. I shouldn't have to leave just because I think the US can be better and do better by its citizens. I want to help make it happen, ffs! These "MURRIKA RIGHT OR WRONG RAH RAH" idiots don't even know how much better things COULD be. They're too busy blaming "gub'mint" for their lives sucking when, dude, it's the corporate plutocracy manipulating literally everything in plain sight. The US government is too weak, and people like the toolbox in the OP make BANK by fooling people into thinking it NEEDS to be weak and that their shitty lives make them "freer." I couldn't even tell you how many people insist that Canadian healthcare, for example, is omg so horrible, and that you die waiting to see a doctor, and that Canadians POUR over the border for American healthcare. The delusions and propaganda are incredible.
shanny_w 27th-Mar-2013 05:31 pm (UTC)
You're not allowed to try and better America. Remember, it's their job to go into other countries and make things better for them :P
levenah 27th-Mar-2013 05:59 pm (UTC)
HAII!

this so much.
celtic_thistle 27th-Mar-2013 06:08 pm (UTC)
HEY GIRL
levenah 27th-Mar-2013 06:11 pm (UTC)
hayyyyy. Canadians unite!
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