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7:10 pm - 03/23/2013

10 Terrible Covers That Made Brilliant Songs Boring

There must be something in the air this week, because on the same morning that Glee‘s flaccid attempt at Radiohead’s “Creep” did the rounds on various music blogs, World of Wonder reposted Barbra Streisand’s bewildering cover of David Bowie’s “Life on Mars.” This double dose of ghastliness got us thinking about the singular hubris of so many covers that purport to “improve” a song by removing exactly what made it special in the first place. The history of music is littered with these boring renditions of great songs, so for a laugh on a Friday afternoon, here’s a roundup of the most egregious. Try not to throw your computer out the window before you get to the end.

The Cast of Glee — ”Creep”

You could argue that “Creep” has been dead for years, but honestly, we’re still partial to it — the fact that it’s been overexposed for two decades and even the band has disowned it doesn’t change the fact that it’s still a pretty great portrait of the self-loathing and alienation that come with unrequited love. But still, this may well have been the shotgun salvo that finally blasted the shambling zombie into a shower of quivering lurid giblets.

Barbra Streisand — ”Life on Mars”

And, yes, this really happened. Why, we can’t begin to tell you. But it happened.

Sixpence None The Richer — ”There She Goes”

See also: chart-topping Christian wetbags Sixpence None the Richer deciding to cover The La’s’ love song to heroin. Oh, wait, you didn’t know it was about heroin? GOD WILL NOT BE PLEASED.

Sheryl Crow — ”Sweet Child O’ Mine”

It’s perfectly possible to do a beautiful understated cover of this song — see Victoria Bergsman’s minimalist interpretation, for instance — but the problem with Crow’s version is that it’s neither one thing nor the other: it strips away the muscular charm of the original, but still tries to “rock out,” in a suitably PG-13 kind of way. The result is a tepid interpretation that pleases pretty much no one (except Sheryl Crow fans, perhaps).

Take That — ”Smells Like Teen Spirit”

No, you’re never going to able to unsee this now. We’re really, really sorry.

Source.
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crucified 23rd-Mar-2013 05:23 pm (UTC)
Glee is the worst.
dothefrug 23rd-Mar-2013 07:11 pm (UTC)
Kidz Bop, Part II, tbh.
darlingdont 23rd-Mar-2013 07:59 pm (UTC)
+1
lillylilacs 23rd-Mar-2013 08:08 pm (UTC)
mte

the only cover I have liked from glee was when santana and mercedes performed a mashup of Adele's rumor has it/someone like you
rosewood39 23rd-Mar-2013 09:59 pm (UTC)
that one was good, the others are terrible
firefox1490 24th-Mar-2013 12:21 am (UTC)
And Santana singing Valeria way back when.
goferkevey 24th-Mar-2013 07:13 am (UTC)
I think the Toxic version was pretty good. Because they managed to change it up a bit and not sound like a karaoke version.
_keng_ 23rd-Mar-2013 09:14 pm (UTC)
Absolutely.
milkradio 23rd-Mar-2013 09:42 pm (UTC)
Truth.
itspokerface 23rd-Mar-2013 11:43 pm (UTC)
iawtc
gabriella 23rd-Mar-2013 11:51 pm (UTC)
Perfect first comment.
pineandapple 23rd-Mar-2013 05:24 pm (UTC)
Glee doesn't just make the songs boring, they murder them.
Also, that cover of There She Goes is amazing.
maidenhell 23rd-Mar-2013 05:25 pm (UTC)
I agree with all of your statements. I really liked SixPence's singles back in the day. They remind me of a certain period of my life (and a certain boy).
nathanandbarry 23rd-Mar-2013 05:30 pm (UTC)
agreed on all counts!
everybodysmile 23rd-Mar-2013 05:35 pm (UTC)
"that cover of There She Goes is amazing."
IA
alessar 23rd-Mar-2013 08:19 pm (UTC)
I ... didn't realize that was cover. I only ever heard that version and I thought they were 1-hit wonders with just that.
eggtard 23rd-Mar-2013 05:35 pm (UTC)
yup.
monpochi 23rd-Mar-2013 05:45 pm (UTC)
One of my jams back in High School... it's really catchy.
angelmonster 23rd-Mar-2013 05:45 pm (UTC)
I agree on both statements, Sixpence was my jam in highschool...or was it middle school? I forget but it was my jam.
365reasonswhy 23rd-Mar-2013 05:46 pm (UTC)
I like that version of there She Goes too. But I also liked Sixpence None the Richer in general, except that Kiss Me song that was so overused b/c of She's All That. Their original stuff was the best though. They have a song called Within a Room Somwehere that is really beautiful. Yes, it's a Christian song, but it's still beautiful.
howlcosmiclove 23rd-Mar-2013 05:51 pm (UTC)
mte
brucelynn 23rd-Mar-2013 05:53 pm (UTC)
mte
solid_girl 23rd-Mar-2013 06:05 pm (UTC)
I agree. TSG brings out all the nostalgia feels too.

baglady25 23rd-Mar-2013 06:25 pm (UTC)
Agreed on both parts. I really like that version of There She Goes!
champagnexdream 23rd-Mar-2013 06:39 pm (UTC)
IKR I love their version of There She Goes better than the original.
eerilybeloved 23rd-Mar-2013 07:10 pm (UTC)
Ia. I often choose to listen to the Sixpence version over the original. It's a quality cover.
roxiful 23rd-Mar-2013 07:47 pm (UTC)
Typically I agree about Glee, but I really like their cover of Shake It Out.
jarlisle 23rd-Mar-2013 08:22 pm (UTC)
I only know this version of There She Goes. I thought it was the original. Oops.
theantipoet 23rd-Mar-2013 05:24 pm (UTC)
idk how every Sandals commercial manages to take songs I hate and make them even worse.
fwee_prower 23rd-Mar-2013 05:25 pm (UTC)
Mte
skeet_skeet 23rd-Mar-2013 05:26 pm (UTC)
I've had the time of my life. Ugh shut up. (not you, the commercial btw)

Edited at 2013-03-23 05:26 pm (UTC)
theantipoet 23rd-Mar-2013 05:26 pm (UTC)
do do it, do it all again.
muzicnem 23rd-Mar-2013 05:38 pm (UTC)
lmao this truth
forgethissmile 23rd-Mar-2013 07:57 pm (UTC)
Omg seriously.

I found out an old middle school friend of mine just got married. She posted pictures of her honeymoon at a Sandals resort and I couldn't help but lose some respect for her. I wonder if she got her ring from Kay Jewelers and her dress from David's Bridal.
fwee_prower 23rd-Mar-2013 05:24 pm (UTC)
Why would you do that to Bowie?
jandjsalmon 24th-Mar-2013 01:15 am (UTC)
mte - ugh!
smalltownitch 23rd-Mar-2013 05:25 pm (UTC)
The only radiohead covers I will fuck with:
chibinaomidy 23rd-Mar-2013 05:28 pm (UTC)
Yes! This cover is amazing. I haven't heard it in forever.
hangthemj 23rd-Mar-2013 05:38 pm (UTC)
YESSSSSS
ellenpage 23rd-Mar-2013 06:48 pm (UTC)
I LOVE Radiodread. That album breathed new life into OK Computer after I had listened to it for 10+ years... If I had to choose, "Lucky" is my favorite of the covers.
agentnever 23rd-Mar-2013 05:25 pm (UTC)


Whenever I think of horrible covers, this is the first thing to come to mind.
tinurix 23rd-Mar-2013 05:29 pm (UTC)
oh good god pete townshend how could you allow this to come to fruition
emmakey 23rd-Mar-2013 06:18 pm (UTC)
He was probably just looking for some cash to finance a new stage production. He's allowed a fair bit of licensing over the years and I figure it's often in an effort to get something off the ground - new rock opera, etc., although they don't always happen. I could be wrong I suppose ;-)
ludmi_83 23rd-Mar-2013 05:43 pm (UTC)
ahhhh nooooo
d00ditsemily 23rd-Mar-2013 05:46 pm (UTC)
You're forgetting

forgethissmile 23rd-Mar-2013 08:02 pm (UTC)
D=

D=

D=

...this easily tops my list of worst covers ever...
lillylilacs 23rd-Mar-2013 08:08 pm (UTC)
lol, yes
hotel 23rd-Mar-2013 08:50 pm (UTC)
wow, this is really, really bad.
treradical 23rd-Mar-2013 09:20 pm (UTC)
lmao oh my god
beck_rocks 24th-Mar-2013 12:08 am (UTC)
OH GOD NO
skeet_skeet 23rd-Mar-2013 05:25 pm (UTC)
May I add every American Idol cover of a classic rock song.
emeraldus 23rd-Mar-2013 06:01 pm (UTC)
Good lord, YES.
forgethissmile 23rd-Mar-2013 08:05 pm (UTC)
BUT THEY MAKE IT MODERN AND SING TO THE CAMERA! THEY SING -- TO THE CAMERA!

THEY ARE WINNING THE AUDIENCE OVER WITH THEIR KARAOKE COVER OKAY?
lillylilacs 23rd-Mar-2013 08:09 pm (UTC)
so true
miuratenshi 23rd-Mar-2013 05:25 pm (UTC)
I liked Sixpence's cover of There She Goes!
tiffanynichelle 23rd-Mar-2013 05:44 pm (UTC)
Me too.
polynucleotide 23rd-Mar-2013 05:26 pm (UTC)
lbr, we can make a top 10 list JUST on glee covers.
fwee_prower 23rd-Mar-2013 05:28 pm (UTC)
Please. Og ontd post
lestat 23rd-Mar-2013 05:31 pm (UTC)
this
slurp 23rd-Mar-2013 05:58 pm (UTC)
That's what I was gonna say

I stopped watching after s2 though. But I have to through in Hit Me Baby One More Time
champagnexdream 23rd-Mar-2013 06:40 pm (UTC)
Top 50*.
lillylilacs 23rd-Mar-2013 08:11 pm (UTC)
fact

I hate watched s1/2 of Glee because it was on netflix, and sometimes I had to fast-forward songs because it was so embarrassing and awful.
pineandapple 23rd-Mar-2013 08:17 pm (UTC)
You save a lot of time if you skip all the songs. You get more or less 20 minutes of show.
miss_pants 23rd-Mar-2013 08:34 pm (UTC)
Haaa, right? I DVR'd the first couple seasons until it dawned on me that I was fast-forwarding through 2/3 of the show every time - like, that's a pretty good indicator that I hate this.
skonka 23rd-Mar-2013 05:29 pm (UTC)
Invalid list without Rihanna's Redemption Song.
That is almost an Hiroshima stain on mankind; a blight on our existence.
kawaiisis86 23rd-Mar-2013 06:27 pm (UTC)
I'll also add her cover of Sizzla's Give Me A Try too, in fact Riri needs to stay away from Reggae music in general. Still waiting for her to drop a Soca song.
skonka 23rd-Mar-2013 06:31 pm (UTC)
Wait, wasn't that a duet? I thought that was good.

Must find and prove myself wrong.
skonka 23rd-Mar-2013 06:35 pm (UTC)
Just reheard. I know what happened there, I just liked the idea of a back and forth with that one so I never really critically examined her effort. Just the man/woman thing got me.
loveackshuly 23rd-Mar-2013 05:29 pm (UTC)
I had no idea There She Goes was about heroin lol
eggtard 23rd-Mar-2013 05:37 pm (UTC)
There she blows
There she blows again
Pulsing through' my vein

There she goes, there she goes again
She calls my name, pulls my train
No-one else could heal my pain

There she goes
There she goes again
Chasing down my lane

And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains

Not as a "how could you not know!!?!!" I didn't know either then I read the lyrics and it became clearer lol
vvalerie123 23rd-Mar-2013 05:29 pm (UTC)
Glee makes people so mad omg

But yeah that Creep cover was atrocious and i can't stand the faces Lea Michele makes when she sings. I am just glad they didn't sing my Radiohead favs Let Down or Fake Plastic Trees.
ellenpage 23rd-Mar-2013 07:15 pm (UTC)
This flawless taste right here.
taecish 23rd-Mar-2013 05:30 pm (UTC)
william shatner's cover of common people
sviibwhapp 23rd-Mar-2013 06:34 pm (UTC)
I loved that cover.
ellenpage 23rd-Mar-2013 07:21 pm (UTC)
And Rocket Man!
classic_mold137 23rd-Mar-2013 08:02 pm (UTC)
lol I love that cover.
carma_bee 23rd-Mar-2013 08:44 pm (UTC)
lol i kind of love his "singing"
rainaweather 23rd-Mar-2013 09:46 pm (UTC)
Excuse u? That was a great cover.
demented_21 23rd-Mar-2013 05:31 pm (UTC)
WTF @ BABS DOING BOWIE

I CAN'T

I liked Sheryl Crow's cover of Sweet Child O' Mine tbh. It wasn't anything amazing but it wasn't terrible imo, just a normal, average cover in her own style. I don't think it ~sullied~ the original or anything.
vanishingbee 23rd-Mar-2013 05:33 pm (UTC)
Dear ONTD,

Could we PLEASE all collectively agree that, if we're posting five items of a list, that we won't say "10, 15, 100" or whatever in the title? You don't have the whole list, so change it from the original article. It's part of why I'm always so mad about it, the titles CLAIM they will show you more but #nope.

xoxo
Liz
bog 23rd-Mar-2013 05:52 pm (UTC)
im pretty sure the mods made a rule that you can't post the whole list
vanishingbee 23rd-Mar-2013 05:55 pm (UTC)
yes but you can say "top 5" instead of "top 10" when you are only posting 5
nicenicegirl 23rd-Mar-2013 05:57 pm (UTC)
i think what they're getting at here is, if you're only posting #'s 1-5 of A list, then put that as your header "5 out of the top 10 worst cover songs" it's almost false advertising at this point what's been happening.

not to mention the list rule makes no sense. we can't post lists because other sites got angry that we did, but we can post entire articles?? logic....where has thou gone??
touchedarling 23rd-Mar-2013 06:01 pm (UTC)
What? That's such a ridiculous rule, I get so annoyed clicking these posts and there's only like 5 items inside :(
nicenicegirl 23rd-Mar-2013 05:53 pm (UTC)
yeah i think i'm gonna have to agree with you on this. just put however many you've listed, not "top 10" when the 10 things aren't even being posted.
tundrabeast 23rd-Mar-2013 06:18 pm (UTC)
This is a good idea.
georgie_georgie 23rd-Mar-2013 07:11 pm (UTC)
also to post the rest in the comments.
drownanddive 23rd-Mar-2013 08:52 pm (UTC)
IAWTC.
youbeboy 23rd-Mar-2013 10:22 pm (UTC)
This. And if you're going to call it the top ten, have the decency to post the other five in the comments.
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