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Lindsay Lohan’s Pre-Rehab Plans? Cameo On Charlie Sheen’s Show, Time In Brazil

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay.

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Lindsay Lohan’s court-ordered date with rehab isn't stopping the fallen starlet from making high-flying plans before she’s required to report to a facility May 2.

A flabbergasted source close to Lohan told us: “Lindsay’s pre-rehab plan? A week with
Charlie Sheen in LA, then she wants to go to Brazil. I kid you not.”

Her plans with Sheen include a guest appearance on his FX series, “Anger Management.” The job next week will take two days to shoot, though we hear Lohan will stay in LA for at least an additional week after copping a plea Monday to spend 90 days in a rehab to avoid jail. In the “Anger” episode with Sheen, “He’s a therapist, and she’ll play a patient who falls in love with him,” Lohan’s lawyer
Mark Heller told Page Six.

Heller didn't get back to us about her Brazil plans. And as for reports that the “Liz & Dick” star went to 41 Ocean in Santa Monica on Wednesday night to see her new boyfriend,
Avi Snow, perform, Heller said, “Lindsay is a beautiful young woman who has many pursuers and many boyfriends.”

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hoechlingurl 23rd-Mar-2013 02:32 pm (UTC)
“Lindsay is a beautiful young woman who has many pursuers and many boyfriends.”

NOW SIS....
tadashee 23rd-Mar-2013 02:34 pm (UTC)
Lol. This lawyer kills me.
bluecupxxx 23rd-Mar-2013 03:25 pm (UTC)
ikr he's a real life troll and Lindsay is the physical manifestation of the ontd post he lurks on. It's a mess.

I can't believe she doesn't see how ridiculous her life is now.
redlipped 23rd-Mar-2013 02:39 pm (UTC)
Many boyfriends tho?!?!? WHAT
limberwolf 23rd-Mar-2013 02:41 pm (UTC)
She gets them in bulk

myxwill 23rd-Mar-2013 04:59 pm (UTC)
If by boyfriends you mean a bunch of sons of dictators then yes.
rabbitncavylove 23rd-Mar-2013 05:26 pm (UTC)
why is he commenting on her personal life or plans anyway
ohyoudo 23rd-Mar-2013 06:22 pm (UTC)
crying rn
spencoid 23rd-Mar-2013 02:32 pm (UTC)
Its been raining all week here in Rio. Just go to rehab girl.
aaameeting 23rd-Mar-2013 02:33 pm (UTC)
She needs to be banned from Hollywood.
noonewears 23rd-Mar-2013 02:48 pm (UTC)
I applaud your on point icon.
lumosofmylife 23rd-Mar-2013 03:00 pm (UTC)
Your icon...

gomezxhenrie 23rd-Mar-2013 03:04 pm (UTC)
OMG why is the kitten crying? D: This is slowly breaking my heart ;~;
sicksiqsick 23rd-Mar-2013 03:12 pm (UTC)
why is it crying?!?! :(
chrislola 23rd-Mar-2013 05:33 pm (UTC)
omg this gif is so sad.
georgie_georgie 23rd-Mar-2013 03:41 pm (UTC)
I'm waiting to see who you're going to stan for next.
wordnerd98 23rd-Mar-2013 02:33 pm (UTC)
How the hell can she afford a trip to Brazil? Is Mr. Pink paying for this, too?
butterflysnf 23rd-Mar-2013 02:36 pm (UTC)
her many "many pursuers and many boyfriends.” will pay for it.
then there will be a contest to see who will be the biggest loser as she does not seem to care to settle down.
viicckky 23rd-Mar-2013 02:37 pm (UTC)
Remember when she claimed paying Shawn Holley was her number one priority ? I guess that is out the window
ms_mmelissa 23rd-Mar-2013 02:36 pm (UTC)
Anyone read huff po's live blogging of InAPPropriate Comedy?

12:02 p.m. Lindsay Lohan is now on my movie screen.

12:03 p.m. Lohan is dressed as Marilyn Monroe, recreating Monroe's famous subway-grate moment. Only the gentlemen from the ShamWow commercials is sitting below her, aiming a video camera at her genitals.

12:04 p.m. This just may be Lindsay Lohan's lowest moment.

12:04 p.m. Come to think of it, this may be my lowest moment, too.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mike-ryan/inappropriate-comedy-review_b_2934840.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Edited at 2013-03-23 02:36 pm (UTC)
venetianglass 23rd-Mar-2013 02:37 pm (UTC)
it was posted here last night.
celtic_thistle 23rd-Mar-2013 02:36 pm (UTC)
She disgusts me with all her free passes and chances. One day it'll catch up with her and it will not be pretty.
chrislola 23rd-Mar-2013 05:35 pm (UTC)
tbf, it's not her fault she gets so many chances; it's the judicial system. it's not like she can make them not punish her. i'll agree that it's annoying though.
limberwolf 23rd-Mar-2013 02:36 pm (UTC)
"“Lindsay is a beautiful young woman who has many pursuers and many boyfriends.”

LMAO her lawyer just basically copped to her having a bunch of sugar daddies that bankroll her ridiculous life. Really, "actress" is no longer her income-earning profession...
butterflysnf 23rd-Mar-2013 02:38 pm (UTC)
I can hear telling him shut up!
redlipped 23rd-Mar-2013 02:42 pm (UTC)
Honestly, that is basically how a good number of actresses really make money. Its just kept under wraps. The bigger the star, the higher her price and the more selective she can be.

There's nothing wrong with it TBH. Majority of those arrangements are guys they would fuck in their personal lives anyway given the opportunity. So get that cash.
johnnyabatti 23rd-Mar-2013 03:48 pm (UTC)
How do you know this?
limberwolf 23rd-Mar-2013 07:25 pm (UTC)
True, Diana Jenkins etc.
celtic_thistle 23rd-Mar-2013 03:03 pm (UTC)
Yeah, he all but said that's how she gets money. Sickening.
mend 23rd-Mar-2013 02:37 pm (UTC)
she should go to colombia instead
emptypostcard 23rd-Mar-2013 02:40 pm (UTC)
deseti_prsten 23rd-Mar-2013 02:45 pm (UTC)
She is like the celeb Juhnelle from Teen Mom. Actually, it now makes less sense that Kesha is her role model when clearly she and Lohan are a match.
megustaelmoney 23rd-Mar-2013 02:51 pm (UTC)
nah we're fine you can stay in the US ok
bienenkiste 23rd-Mar-2013 03:05 pm (UTC)
mte tbh
ndobler 23rd-Mar-2013 03:10 pm (UTC)
ikr? we have to deal with enough bs already, no need for this mess lol
whiskybars 23rd-Mar-2013 05:03 pm (UTC)
ikr there's a lot of shit we have to deal with already
georgie_georgie 23rd-Mar-2013 03:40 pm (UTC)
drug abuse, maybe alcohol abuse, all these "boyfriends"....there is no chance that this is going to end well.
Hm...so Charlie Sheen is her sugar daddy.
viicckky 23rd-Mar-2013 04:26 pm (UTC)
radar posted the same article with quotes from Charlie :

Sheen, who’s called the redheaded beauty “smart and super-talented,” donated $100,000 to Lohan earlier this year, which she subsequently put toward an outstanding tax debt.

”They offered me a decent amount of cash to do [Scary Movie 5] as a cameo,” he said. “Then they said they’re going to hire Lindsay. I thought, ‘Fabulous.’ [But] they took half my money to give to her and she didn’t get it all.

“And when I found this out I said, ‘You got shorted a hundred grand,’ so I gave it to her.”
pikapika217 23rd-Mar-2013 03:44 pm (UTC)
IDGI - does she have, like, a golden vagina or something? I'm equally annoyed by her & pity her future.
mollywobbles867 23rd-Mar-2013 04:04 pm (UTC)
I thought she had seven days from the hearing to report to a facility? Where the hell did May 2nd come from?

Also, do you think she realizes that Brazil has an extradition treaty with the US?
viicckky 23rd-Mar-2013 04:29 pm (UTC)
Superior Court Judge James R. Dabney set another hearing for May 2, when the court must be given proof of Lohan's enrollment in a treatment program.

.. I think she had 7 days to turn herself in to be booked by the cops
la_guillotine 23rd-Mar-2013 04:38 pm (UTC)
I thought she wasn't supposed to be around known drug users tho.
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