9:10 am - 03/23/2013
Lindsay Lohan’s Pre-Rehab Plans? Cameo On Charlie Sheen’s Show, Time In Brazil
Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan’s court-ordered date with rehab isn't stopping the fallen starlet from making high-flying plans before she’s required to report to a facility May 2.
A flabbergasted source close to Lohan told us: “Lindsay’s pre-rehab plan? A week with Charlie Sheen in LA, then she wants to go to Brazil. I kid you not.”
Her plans with Sheen include a guest appearance on his FX series, “Anger Management.” The job next week will take two days to shoot, though we hear Lohan will stay in LA for at least an additional week after copping a plea Monday to spend 90 days in a rehab to avoid jail. In the “Anger” episode with Sheen, “He’s a therapist, and she’ll play a patient who falls in love with him,” Lohan’s lawyer Mark Heller told Page Six.
Heller didn't get back to us about her Brazil plans. And as for reports that the “Liz & Dick” star went to 41 Ocean in Santa Monica on Wednesday night to see her new boyfriend, Avi Snow, perform, Heller said, “Lindsay is a beautiful young woman who has many pursuers and many boyfriends.”
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Lindsay Lohan’s court-ordered date with rehab isn't stopping the fallen starlet from making high-flying plans before she’s required to report to a facility May 2.
A flabbergasted source close to Lohan told us: “Lindsay’s pre-rehab plan? A week with Charlie Sheen in LA, then she wants to go to Brazil. I kid you not.”
Her plans with Sheen include a guest appearance on his FX series, “Anger Management.” The job next week will take two days to shoot, though we hear Lohan will stay in LA for at least an additional week after copping a plea Monday to spend 90 days in a rehab to avoid jail. In the “Anger” episode with Sheen, “He’s a therapist, and she’ll play a patient who falls in love with him,” Lohan’s lawyer Mark Heller told Page Six.
Heller didn't get back to us about her Brazil plans. And as for reports that the “Liz & Dick” star went to 41 Ocean in Santa Monica on Wednesday night to see her new boyfriend, Avi Snow, perform, Heller said, “Lindsay is a beautiful young woman who has many pursuers and many boyfriends.”
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NOW SIS....
I can't believe she doesn't see how ridiculous her life is now.
then there will be a contest to see who will be the biggest loser as she does not seem to care to settle down.
12:02 p.m. Lindsay Lohan is now on my movie screen.
12:03 p.m. Lohan is dressed as Marilyn Monroe, recreating Monroe's famous subway-grate moment. Only the gentlemen from the ShamWow commercials is sitting below her, aiming a video camera at her genitals.
12:04 p.m. This just may be Lindsay Lohan's lowest moment.
12:04 p.m. Come to think of it, this may be my lowest moment, too.
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Edited at 2013-03-23 02:36 pm (UTC)
LMAO her lawyer just basically copped to her having a bunch of sugar daddies that bankroll her ridiculous life. Really, "actress" is no longer her income-earning profession...
There's nothing wrong with it TBH. Majority of those arrangements are guys they would fuck in their personal lives anyway given the opportunity. So get that cash.
Hm...so Charlie Sheen is her sugar daddy.
Sheen, who’s called the redheaded beauty “smart and super-talented,” donated $100,000 to Lohan earlier this year, which she subsequently put toward an outstanding tax debt.
”They offered me a decent amount of cash to do [Scary Movie 5] as a cameo,” he said. “Then they said they’re going to hire Lindsay. I thought, ‘Fabulous.’ [But] they took half my money to give to her and she didn’t get it all.
“And when I found this out I said, ‘You got shorted a hundred grand,’ so I gave it to her.”
Also, do you think she realizes that Brazil has an extradition treaty with the US?
.. I think she had 7 days to turn herself in to be booked by the cops