People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

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"The resemblance Is terrifying."

– Miley Cyrus, comparing herself to the villainous Lord of the Rings character, on Twitter













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"Hey @mirandalambert ... I just read in a tabloid that our marriage is falling apart!!! FOCK!!!"

– Blake Shelton, humorously addressing breakup rumors with wife Miranda, on Twitter














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"He and I got into a conversation and he said something and I said something, and then he said something and I said something, and I made him cry."

– David Letterman, who reduced Justin Bieber to tears, on his late-night talk show




"Well, that makes two of us!"

– Selena Gomez, admitting that she too made her ex cry, to David Letterman














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"Lindsay was late once again for her court appearance, by almost an hour. I blame the judge … Who in their right mind would schedule a Lindsay Lohan court appearance for the morning after St. Patrick's Day?"

– Jay Leno, taking a jab at Lindsay Lohan's latest legal woes, in his monologue













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"When it comes to my dancing, I hate to admit it, but there's a lot of booty poppin' involved."

– Vanessa Hudgens, on how she gets moving on the dance floor, on the Tonight Show














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"I guess it wasn't a well-kept secret but yes, I am dating Tiger Woods."

– Lindsey Vonn, confirming her relationship with the golf star, on Facebook












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"When they are fake, you take the bra off and they are still there, perfect! Me – no, so I have to bring them up!"

– Sofia Vergara, on her all-natural 32F bosom, to Vogue
















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"Who here actually thinks I would do 50 Shades of Grey as a movie? Like really. For real. In real life."

– Emma Watson, addressing rumors that she had been cast in the big-screen adaptation of the erotic novel, on Twitter












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"Just asked jack Nicholson to take a picture WITH ME.. He said no. #rejected. Haha so I took a pic of him solo #paparazzi LOL"

– Nina Dobrev, who was denied a photo with the legendary actor, on Twitter











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"I'm still a meatball, just a slender one I guess."

– Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, on her dramatic weight loss, on Anderson Live!







Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?

Miley PRECIOUSSSSSS
57(11.3%)
Blake and Miranda fockin'
14(2.8%)
Letterman and Gomez blew it up over Bieber
165(32.8%)
Lilo the Lush, A Great American Hero
9(1.8%)
BBV poppin' her booty
2(0.4%)
The definition of WHO?
1(0.2%)
soFFia vergara
24(4.8%)
Emma Waton's face after they say buttplugs will be involved
170(33.8%)
Stars... they're just like us!
56(11.1%)
Svelte Snooki
5(1.0%)






Source:

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20684079,00.html


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