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8:29 pm - 03/21/2013

Ex-NFL Cheerleader Sexually Assaults Minor

A former NFL cheerleader has been charged with aggravated sexual battery after allegedly grabbing a 12-year-old boy's penis outside his pants ... and attempting to perform oral sex on him.

42-year-old Elizabeth Garner -- who cheered for the Tennessee Titans until 2009 -- was also charged with solicitation of a minor for rape of a child.

According to law enforcement, Garner -- who is married -- is accused of following the 12-year-old to the bathroom during a party last month hosted by the boy's mother, grabbing his penis over his shorts ... and attempting to remove them in order to perform oral sex on him.


The boy escaped, told his mother what happened ... and the mother then informed authorities. According to police, the boy said Garner asked if he'd ever been with a woman.

During a police interview, cops claim Garner willingly admitted she approached the boy ... but said she was drunk and had confused him with an (adult) man at the party. (We'll see how that defense pans out.)


Garner -- who was booked on $30,000 bond -- faces more than 8 years in prison if convicted.

Source
What the fuck is wrong with some people?
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fakevoices 22nd-Mar-2013 01:30 am (UTC)
fucking bitch
aria_grace 22nd-Mar-2013 01:30 am (UTC)
this is so freakin' gross.
lestat 22nd-Mar-2013 01:30 am (UTC)
WHAT THE FUCK
gl0ry_fadesx 22nd-Mar-2013 01:30 am (UTC)
omg. what the fuck
myxwill 22nd-Mar-2013 01:30 am (UTC)
She was at the boy's birthday party 0_o. Is she a mother? I fear for her children.
where_i_begin 22nd-Mar-2013 01:38 am (UTC)
Doesn't say it was his birthday.
raikofu 22nd-Mar-2013 01:31 am (UTC)
whaat
the
actual
literal
fuck
raikofu 22nd-Mar-2013 01:32 am (UTC)
also
"and had confused him with an (adult) man at the party."
girl seriously why how what
lourdes228 22nd-Mar-2013 01:35 am (UTC)
ifkr who actually believes that shit
astormatsea 22nd-Mar-2013 01:40 am (UTC)
i hate when i grab the wrong dick at a party and try to suck it
iheartfamke 22nd-Mar-2013 03:54 am (UTC)
Lol it reminds me of 30 Rock when Liz made out with a dog to try impress a guy who turned out to be a really tall 12 year old boy.

not defending her but that just came to mind.
supermishelle 22nd-Mar-2013 01:31 am (UTC)
Omg that is so scary and disgusting. If that was my son I'd kill her
violue 22nd-Mar-2013 01:32 am (UTC)
What the fuck? You confused a TWELVE YEAR OLD with an adult? Yeah fucking right. Ugh, how fucking wrong.
vanishingbee 22nd-Mar-2013 01:33 am (UTC)
it's just so fundamentally unbelievable, especially because boys typically hit puberty later than girls.

NOPE, YOU PERV, AT BEST YOU THOUGHT HE WAS IN HIS TEENS
vehiclesshockme 22nd-Mar-2013 01:38 am (UTC)
RIGHT? Especially with the whole have you ever been with a woman bs.
beatlesluv 22nd-Mar-2013 03:02 am (UTC)
EXACTLY. -_-
leopard_legs 22nd-Mar-2013 03:17 pm (UTC)
I KNOW WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY
I have seen some tall 12 year olds but they're still very clearly 12 years old :| it's in their face and clothing!
chibik3r0 22nd-Mar-2013 01:32 am (UTC)
vanishingbee 22nd-Mar-2013 01:32 am (UTC)
y
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mistress_f 22nd-Mar-2013 01:32 am (UTC)
i swear Kristen's face is the exact same face i made while reading the article

nhft
carbons 22nd-Mar-2013 01:32 am (UTC)
how the fuck do you confuse a 12 year old boy for an adult man? jfc.
vanishingbee 22nd-Mar-2013 01:35 am (UTC)


but lbr no one makes that mistake in the 'age up' department
judgmental 22nd-Mar-2013 01:49 am (UTC)
..... this is not what I had in mind when I told him to pull up his pants
leviicorpus 22nd-Mar-2013 01:59 am (UTC)
He looks like he's trying out for a remake of Grease.
kamikashi 22nd-Mar-2013 02:07 am (UTC)
his head looks photoshopped on.
odetobilliejoe 22nd-Mar-2013 03:21 am (UTC)
White Urkel.
shining_starsxx 22nd-Mar-2013 03:45 am (UTC)
What in the Yu yu Hakusho hell is this?
bluebandit77 22nd-Mar-2013 01:32 am (UTC)
I have no words...
simprov 22nd-Mar-2013 01:33 am (UTC)
the boy said Garner asked if he'd ever been with a woman.

oh yeah im sure u thought he was an adult man
anus 22nd-Mar-2013 01:33 am (UTC)
apparently being drunk means you think adults are half your size?
vehiclesshockme 22nd-Mar-2013 01:40 am (UTC)
I was at a con once where this guy got so hammered he had a conversation about Kingdom Hearts with my friend's 10 year old daughter for an hour before he realized she was a child and not a little person but yeah she's full of it.
tinderbittles 22nd-Mar-2013 01:43 am (UTC)
Lmao omg
lestat 22nd-Mar-2013 02:02 am (UTC)
lmao omg
iluvkidnappers 22nd-Mar-2013 02:10 am (UTC)
this shouldnt make me lol given the context


but LOL
theupperdrive 22nd-Mar-2013 02:11 am (UTC)
LOLOLOL. Its great that the kid held up their end of the convo... I guess. lol

Kingdom Hearts was my shit, tho. I was so proud of Sora at the end. :D
fker 22nd-Mar-2013 02:22 am (UTC)
you always have the best stories lol
headswillroll88 22nd-Mar-2013 01:53 am (UTC)
maybe the guy was a little person?
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