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2:15 pm - 03/20/2013

Yoko Ono Provides 'Make-Up Tips For Men'



In the words of John Lennon, "Ooooooh Yoko." Venerated, and, some would say, notorious conceptual artist Yoko Ono is up to her usual tricks once again, unleashing her signature evocative, intellectual, and frankly pretty wacky artistic vision unto the world with her partners-in-crime-as-of-late, Opening Ceremony. To complement her err, handsy menswear collection Yoko made a video tutorial providing a series of "Make-Up Tips For Men," which include, but are not limited to, "When you see a rainbow in the sky./Breathe it in/And make your room into a rainbow room." Listen up, boys.

She goes on to dish out more unicorny advice shot through with rainbows, but this is just the "Daytime Make-Up" section. The accompanying animation suggests that following this advice will leave you looking like a boyish, smiling person with a Lisa Frank skyscape running across their skin. Into it. "Evening Make-Up" is a little less light and more sparkle, with Yoko promising, "everything that sparkles will bring you a sparkling life./Sparkling eyes, sparkling belly button, sparkling legs." OBVIOUSLY that's exactly what we're all looking for in a man (HEYO!). The final section, "Dawn Make-Up," reveals the crux of the poem, which is actually quite sad and cynical.

Yoko is clearly making a statement about men, women, and the way they look at one another with her piece, just as she is with her OC line. The final lines of the poem, "He had a cheap smile you didn't like/so you'll never Make- up with him even if he tried," are a scathing critique of male/female relationships and of our preoccupation with aesthetics, just as the earlier insistence that looking at rainbows will provide you with something akin to make-up implies that fantastical, ethereal, and ultimately unrealistic things can be just the ticket to exterior beauty. We love the fact that Yoko created an artistic accompaniment to her line which was already so full of glaring talking points, though (no that wasn't a flashlight bra pun, or was it?).

YOKO ONO "Make-Up Tips For Men" from Opening Ceremony on Vimeo.



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vanishingbee 20th-Mar-2013 06:28 pm (UTC)
reading this post made me feel like I just took five hits in a row

breathe in a rainbow, yeah man~
_xxtom 20th-Mar-2013 06:28 pm (UTC)
never forget the pics from her clothing line lmfao
fred2265 20th-Mar-2013 07:32 pm (UTC)
lol..
bluebandit77 20th-Mar-2013 06:29 pm (UTC)
wut
fionaapple 20th-Mar-2013 06:30 pm (UTC)
alienclit 20th-Mar-2013 06:31 pm (UTC)
The way she didn't extend the hand design to the other side of the pant makes it look like they have a low, intense cameltoe.
judgmental 20th-Mar-2013 06:45 pm (UTC)
that was intentional lbr
bluebandit77 20th-Mar-2013 06:31 pm (UTC)
I think I'm gonna take that nap now...these post have been killing me today.

wtf is this fashion?
transientv 20th-Mar-2013 06:33 pm (UTC)
Is that... balls?
givemethepeasx 20th-Mar-2013 07:40 pm (UTC)
i'd still fuck the 1st guy tbh, even in that outfit.
alienclit 20th-Mar-2013 06:30 pm (UTC)
This was the perfect thing for me to watch as I finished smoking my bowl. Thanks ONTD.
transientv 20th-Mar-2013 06:33 pm (UTC)
Oh I am HERE for Yoko's Sparkly Make-Up Tip Time
saybonjour 20th-Mar-2013 06:36 pm (UTC)
I feel like she and La Toya Jackson would be good friends.
bluecupxxx 20th-Mar-2013 06:36 pm (UTC)
These quotes are killing me rn.

"When you see a rainbow in the sky./Breathe it in/And make your room into a rainbow room."

WTF IS A RAINBOW ROOM!? And how is it inside you? Are you talking about testicles? idgi.
fancycarousel 20th-Mar-2013 06:39 pm (UTC)
lmao omg
skonka 20th-Mar-2013 06:40 pm (UTC)
There has to be a point where you cease to be a celebrity.
gee 20th-Mar-2013 06:44 pm (UTC)
That pic looks like a skin you'd get for a sim.
judgmental 20th-Mar-2013 06:46 pm (UTC)
lmao goyte skin mod
dynamite_state 20th-Mar-2013 07:02 pm (UTC)
lol
ani_di_franco 20th-Mar-2013 06:48 pm (UTC)
adrock 20th-Mar-2013 06:51 pm (UTC)
i just wish my bf would put on some lip chap
crystalzelda 20th-Mar-2013 06:52 pm (UTC)
can we try to turn this into a makeup post instead

2 buy or not 2 buy: Chanel Taboo

It's gorgeous but I have a feeling I've seen colors like that before...
judgmental 20th-Mar-2013 06:54 pm (UTC)
Yeah pretty sure you can find a $2 dupe
crystalzelda 20th-Mar-2013 07:01 pm (UTC)
pero donde?!?!?!?!

It's really pretty, I'm mooning over it. Might have to go into the galleries this weekend and see it irl to judge for myself. But yeah, 23 euros would hurt.
verdhandi 20th-Mar-2013 07:02 pm (UTC)
Out of all those hyped Chanel nail polishes, Taboo looks the most normal (I mean, compared to Paradoxal or Peridot), it's bound to be duped within the next 6 months or so at least.

But it's really pretty. I own a zillion purple polishes and it's always fun to put them on.
finchburg 20th-Mar-2013 07:02 pm (UTC)
Here is the thing ... yes Taboo looks like a purple OPI Ink but no one does shimmer like Chanel. This polish is going to glow and have great depth, if you can I would go for it.
stephaniebrown 20th-Mar-2013 07:10 pm (UTC)
it's pretty! i don't think you'd be able to get an exact dupe yet, but nars purple rain and zoya yasmeen look kinda similar imo?
vivifromff9 20th-Mar-2013 07:00 pm (UTC)
best part:

dynamite_state 20th-Mar-2013 07:03 pm (UTC)
mte
alienclit 20th-Mar-2013 07:20 pm (UTC)
yes
caketime 20th-Mar-2013 08:16 pm (UTC)
i legit like her art, idgaf.
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