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8:27 pm - 03/19/2013

Guess Who This Gentlemen Is.........





We are gathered here today to remember one of Hollywood's greatest treasures: Chuck Norris's beard. The well-trimmed facial hair lived a long and butt-kicking life during its decades-long existence on Norris's face. Now -- sadly -- the beard is no more.





Is Norris, 73, going through a first-quarter-life crisis? Can Chuck still intimidate man, woman, and inanimate object without his world-famous facial hair? Well, of course he can. He's Chuck Norris. But one shouldn't discount the beard's contribution to the man’s success.


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ibelieveinlove 20th-Mar-2013 03:34 am (UTC)
i want to roundhouse kick all of the people at my work
ps omg chuck
damn africa what happened

Edited at 2013-03-20 03:34 am (UTC)
fionaapple 20th-Mar-2013 03:34 am (UTC)
I hate this homophobic close-minded bigot and I hate all the people stuck in 2008 who think Chuck Norris jokes are still funny.
xzackb 20th-Mar-2013 03:34 am (UTC)
preeeeeeeach
lucky_latkes 20th-Mar-2013 03:36 am (UTC)
This. Every fucking word of it.
saikaro_x 20th-Mar-2013 03:36 am (UTC)
ia so hard
_xxtom 20th-Mar-2013 03:36 am (UTC)
fucking agreed
muzik_love 20th-Mar-2013 03:38 am (UTC)
yeah, he sucks.
squirrelsarerad 20th-Mar-2013 03:38 am (UTC)
god seriously. those jokes are not funny anymore, if they ever even were.
gabriella 20th-Mar-2013 03:39 am (UTC)
BLESS THIS COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!
celtic_thistle 20th-Mar-2013 03:41 am (UTC)
YEP

More like 2005 lbr
dirkismyhomeboy 20th-Mar-2013 03:43 am (UTC)
Halleloo!
boogalooshaman 20th-Mar-2013 03:48 am (UTC)
Perfect comment.
tankmachine 20th-Mar-2013 03:48 am (UTC)
mhm
chimbleysweep 20th-Mar-2013 03:51 am (UTC)
Amen
twowaymirrrors 20th-Mar-2013 03:53 am (UTC)
THIS
withoutyoursmil 20th-Mar-2013 03:53 am (UTC)
thaannkkkk you.
marmar627 20th-Mar-2013 03:54 am (UTC)
Perfect comment. God, in hindsight, the jokes weren't even that funny in their heyday!
abiding 20th-Mar-2013 03:56 am (UTC)
mte
ilovedogs 20th-Mar-2013 04:04 am (UTC)
BINGO.
iheartfamke 20th-Mar-2013 04:26 am (UTC)
bowing.
littlehayzay 20th-Mar-2013 04:59 am (UTC)
2008? that's generous. REALLY generous. 2002 more like it and ia
violue 20th-Mar-2013 05:09 am (UTC)
I'm all about the Jack Bauer jokes tbh

ok well I was a few years ago when 24 was still on
toilandblood 20th-Mar-2013 05:20 am (UTC)
ugh god they were never funny
teamdowney 20th-Mar-2013 05:32 am (UTC)
LMAO
madonna 20th-Mar-2013 06:08 am (UTC)
mte
freeze_i_say 20th-Mar-2013 07:01 am (UTC)
this
yousaidlog 20th-Mar-2013 11:24 am (UTC)
IA
boku_no_hanabi 20th-Mar-2013 12:00 pm (UTC)
TRUTH.

Him funding all this crazy right wing shit drives me up a wall.
norway 20th-Mar-2013 12:49 pm (UTC)
yeeep
minalskare 20th-Mar-2013 02:52 pm (UTC)
amen
fiouri 20th-Mar-2013 05:05 pm (UTC)
yaaaaaas
sky3205 20th-Mar-2013 05:27 pm (UTC)
\end of thread
deseti_prsten 20th-Mar-2013 03:35 am (UTC)
omg i thought something horrible happened to tim allen.


but, it's just this POS.
d00ditsemily 20th-Mar-2013 03:38 am (UTC)
hahahah mte
actxappalledx 20th-Mar-2013 03:40 am (UTC)
lmao yea i did a double take bc i thought it was tim allen, who i love and adore. thank goodness it isn ot
stillglows 20th-Mar-2013 03:41 am (UTC)
omg i had the same thought at first!
mirlos 20th-Mar-2013 03:48 am (UTC)
tim allen is a pos too
deseti_prsten 20th-Mar-2013 04:04 am (UTC)
lol can't argue with that. but, norris is a whole different kind of POS. unless there's something about allen that idk.
goldengal1193 20th-Mar-2013 03:49 am (UTC)
looooooool
verystefunny 20th-Mar-2013 04:00 am (UTC)
that's what i thought too! glad we were wrong.
nullteiler 20th-Mar-2013 04:04 am (UTC)
lol I thought that meant person of scum.. until I figured out it's piece of shit
ooops
ride_the_jitney 20th-Mar-2013 04:06 am (UTC)
lol I'm so glad other people saw Tim as well
eaglefan2011 20th-Mar-2013 04:07 am (UTC)
lmao same
fauxparadiso 20th-Mar-2013 04:16 am (UTC)
lmao yes
enamored 20th-Mar-2013 04:23 am (UTC)
ME TOO glad i'm not alone.
nikuru 20th-Mar-2013 04:35 am (UTC)
Me too .-.
s7ilver 20th-Mar-2013 04:40 am (UTC)
Same exact thought
mandramoddle 20th-Mar-2013 04:49 am (UTC)
Same. I was rme as I clicked because I thought I was certain it was Tim, lol.
etoile_amore 20th-Mar-2013 11:46 am (UTC)
LOL me too!
aujourlejour 20th-Mar-2013 03:11 pm (UTC)
lol irl
cukoo4cocopuffs 20th-Mar-2013 03:14 pm (UTC)
Same!
abcdlovelife 20th-Mar-2013 03:35 am (UTC)
he is such a shitty human
warriorholmes 20th-Mar-2013 03:35 am (UTC)
Got it right

but yeah

gross

brokecouture 20th-Mar-2013 04:10 am (UTC)
your icon <3
rhapsodeeinblue 20th-Mar-2013 03:36 am (UTC)
He's a piece of shit.

Give us back Bruce Lee. Death can take Chuck Norris lbr.

Edited at 2013-03-20 03:38 am (UTC)
saikaro_x 20th-Mar-2013 03:36 am (UTC)
lmao at the "death" tag
wonderwomanhero 20th-Mar-2013 03:43 am (UTC)
omg
abiding 20th-Mar-2013 03:57 am (UTC)
IKR
violue 20th-Mar-2013 05:10 am (UTC)
love it
minalskare 20th-Mar-2013 03:20 pm (UTC)
holy crap this is my first time seeing your icon
toilandblood 20th-Mar-2013 05:22 am (UTC)
haha
roxas39 20th-Mar-2013 07:17 am (UTC)
only reason i came in
crucified 20th-Mar-2013 03:36 am (UTC)
Ew.
superdogbiter 20th-Mar-2013 03:36 am (UTC)
BRUCE LEE IS SUPERIOR
hedgerowbustle 20th-Mar-2013 03:36 am (UTC)
Whoa, did not recognize him at all!
superdogbiter 20th-Mar-2013 03:37 am (UTC)
I don't see the walking dead tag
brandon198403 20th-Mar-2013 03:37 am (UTC)
ew. Disgusting homophobe
ritaamber 20th-Mar-2013 03:38 am (UTC)
i guessed marilyn manson.
runandtelldat 20th-Mar-2013 03:40 am (UTC)
In the eyes of a Ranger, the unsuspected stranger had better know the truth of wrong from right.
loonyluna26 20th-Mar-2013 03:51 am (UTC)
lmao
sky3205 20th-Mar-2013 05:28 pm (UTC)
I love your icon
josiefier 20th-Mar-2013 03:40 am (UTC)
Knew it lol.
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