ONTD

Way too tired for the gym. Way. Too. Tired.

This is TL;DR but idc cause it's fucking hilarious... Lol so I was nostalgic and was reading chat/forum transcripts from back in the day when Bowie used to just casually log in and talk to fans (he used a handle “sailor” on the forum. It’s still there on the official site but it’s inactive boooo) he fucking cracks me up. I think he was the first celebrity to engage with fans online. This was before twitter etc. Examples from mostly chats:

Locaporbowie: wHY DO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH?
David_Bowie_Live: Probably because you are not typing in lower case.

Bonster: we already know everything about you ;)
David Bowie: fine, can I go home now

Ila: David, I've met your eyes at a concert 2 years ago and on occasion, I've asked myself: do you ever see a person behind the million masks staring at you always????
David Bowie: don't wax poetic with me love
David Bowie: I've met your type before... and as everyone knows, my eyes never go out with out me.

dj: I met you in '76 and you were charming, and I went on to be quite a heterosexual.
David Bowie: lol
HJ: lol
David Bowie: triple lol
Total Blam Blam: sniff my arse!
David Bowie: what?
David Bowie: you're fed up with me kicking it?
Taxi: LOL is so passe, guys
David Bowie: sorry, I meant lil

QueerByChoice: if you die will you come back and visit us like Elvis?
David Bowie: I love the 'IF you die.......' - IF I die I will come to your house first...

A_Girl: David; should I give up my virginity? (Yes, this is a serious question!)
David Bowie: it most seriously IS.

screendoll: David, I am trying to quit smoking. Any tips on what works best?
David Bowie: Filling your mouth with cement helps immeasurably.
Tybalt: I wouldn't ask david THAT question... mr two packs a day.
David Bowie: Oooh, get you Tybalt!!

AUDIOMAGS: David, to go back to creativity for a second. Can sexuality be separated out. It's such a big part of your music, isn't it?
BOWIE LIVE: Are you referring to my big part? Or big parts in general?

huff71 asks: "David, would you eat human flesh?"
David Bowie answers: That's a very personal question. Let's keep the bedroom out of this! Aren't you a catholic? This really is Halloween, isnt' it?

huff71 asks: "david, are you still scared of Satan?"
David Bowie answers: I have loved satin all my life...my wardrobe is simply full of it!

shaunhaines asks: "What's your favorite pet?"
David Bowie answers: Anything in stilettos...

susans0 asks: "do you wake up in the night with new ideas?"
David Bowie answers: Yes - but Iman prefers to wait until morning!

ida_q asks: ".12DAVID GO TO BED".
David Bowie answers: Is that you, Iman?

johnnygleeson asks: "David , Im 45 Years old now , and have all of your records on vinyl. They are in the attic and are replaced with CDs. Does this qualify me as your best fan , or should I be sectioned ?"
David Bowie answers: Do you mean that the CDs are now in the attic and the vinyls have disappeared? It sounds very X-Files. Someone just sent me two - count them - two copies of Lisa Jane on Vocalian. Beat THAT with a stick...

bsctrumpet asks: "How come you dont like country music?"
David Bowie answers: Cause I still have a heartbeat...

girlstardust: Is your daughter Alex talking yet?
Iman and David: Yes, she is talking a lot. Unfortunately it is not in English - or any known human language. But she is walking and running. And communicating with Pluto...
agoino: who is Pluto?
Bowie: 9th planet from the Sun!

argonaut: David, did you already kick smoking?
Iman: No he hasn't. And we're all waiting for the day that he will!

Omikron: What are you getting each other for Christmas???
David: I'm buying her lipstick, and she's getting me an empty pack of Marlboros.

jé: Iman have you heard the new songs?
Iman: Yes, I have. And they're all lovely!
David: Do you want the fifty dollars now?

surfergirlie55 in Onstage1: Will you ever write a book about your life?
David Bowie: Rather following in the line of "Harry Potter" I'll be writing 7 books and each one will be a different version of my life.

LMAO me too. And the virginity one. It most seriously IS.

My birthday is this weekend and I'm going to Disney World. Stoooooooooooooked. My two-year anniversary with my bf is the day before and I hope I get a ring but I don't think so. :[ Wahhh.

How are y'all doin'?

How is it different?

Last night was family dinner night with my family. My mom decided to make breakfast for dinner, pretty much my favorite thing ever. Im not a big eater but I had 3 waffles, 2 sausage muffins, fruit parfait, and pound cake. I cant remember the last time I ate so much and I felt gross for hours, but it was so so worth it.

damn I love waffles.

it was a muffin with sausage, cheese and bread, but not like an egg mcmuffin but actually muffin form. it was so yummy so dont ew.

where r u from? O_O

It took me a second to even notice that was a gif oops. :-X

I had a pretty terrible night last night due to a seizure and woke up with a migraine that was also awful and was out from painkillers until about an hour ago and then I saw the Veronica Mars movie news and now the world is perfect and nothing hurts.



$760k and growing.

4 more hours until I can leave work and then I'm going to Vegas tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think they both did a pretty damn good lip sync - though i think roxxxy lost some steam by the end of it.

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or I'll take any suggestion for black ankle boots that do not go over $60 tbh

omggggg I love you

haha I was just about to post that. soooo many cute ones, too bad I'm broke til friday :(

My neighbor passed away yesterday 6 months after her husband did. I've known her all my life and now 4th of July is going to feel weird because we always watched the fireworks together on her lawn

lets's dance ONTD



i was kind of upset earlier, but i'm whatever. going to workout later which may help me feel better.

thank you!

I started this juice cleanse today: http://lovegracefoods.com/cleanse/

I'm feeling fine, not hungry or anything but my cravings are out of this world. I just want a huge bowl of Special K right now. :(

I'm getting a Fluval edge aquarium this weekend!

also I hate the duggars

ufff they are so gorgeous and have such good reviews. I bought a betta a few months ago but I feel guilty that he's in such a small environment (I didn't do my research before buying him). So he'll go in there and I'm researching what else I can throw in there. It's a 6 gallon tank so I'm hoping some tetras, frogs, shrimp, plants, lol. as much as I can pack in there so that they're comfortable.

GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I have an interview for a better job on Tuesday! At the university I graduated from! The pay is $3.36 more per hour and the commute is less and the benefits are better! PRAYER CIRCLE BECAUSE OMG I NEED TO GO BACK AND WORK AT THAT UNIVERSITY. I have a friend/former coworker who works there (different department) and I'm an alum so I should have a leg up already.

Like I've said before, my current job is okay, but the benefits suck, the pay could be better, and it's a 30-minute drive each way. Whereas my university is maybe 15 minutes away. I REALLY NEED THIS OMG

lol this is actually for a different position in another department! I applied for it before my friend told me about the one guy being in deep shit (he's still in deep shit.)

is it weird that yesterday was my 21st birthday and i did absolutely nothing

ty :)