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10:22 am - 03/11/2013

Maury Povich Preview! "The DNA Tests Will Prove... I Don't Have 29 Kids!"



It's more denying dads and steaming mad moms on today's MAURY! Kevin says there's no way he's the father of Lauren's son. He says that his own brother is the real daddy. It's a brother vs. brother paternity throw down! Then, could Lawaza's 17-year old son be the father of 2 babies with 2 different women? Does he have even more babies with even more women? Plus, Derrick admits to having 27 children with different mothers. But now he denies that he's the father of Kathy and Tammy's babies. Will the DNA results prove that he's fathered 29 kids? We'll find out on today's MAURY!

I don't know if there's ever been a Maury post but who doesn't love this mess?

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we_eat_coldcuts 11th-Mar-2013 04:33 pm (UTC)
Back in college, I would never have a Friday class and me and my roommates would wake up early after our usual Thursday night drunken stooper and take bong rips and watch the two hours of Maury that came on and then go to the Chinese buffet for the cheap lunch special. Seriously nothing in my life since has been better than that routine.

The gamut of emotions that I go through watching the paternity test shows is wild. From laughter to anger to sadness in like 30 seconds, there's seriously nothing like it.
stormer1_1 11th-Mar-2013 04:55 pm (UTC)
I want your life.
shining_starsxx 11th-Mar-2013 05:02 pm (UTC)
That's beautiful.
4illornil 11th-Mar-2013 06:10 pm (UTC)
Love this.
miss_almost 11th-Mar-2013 06:27 pm (UTC)
this was basically my routine in undergrad too. except wed go to taco bell when they still had bean burrito especials.

then when i was in grad school i worked as an art model, so id get up, smoke up, go to work, and then when i got home maury was just starting so id smoke more and watch that. it was glorious.

nothing in my life since graduating grad school has been half as fun as working for the art dept. and watching maury every afternoon.
michelleantonia 12th-Mar-2013 11:21 am (UTC)
LMFAOOO that sounds like my idea of hell, but the fact that you genuinely enjoyed life so much is AWESOME :)
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