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10:22 am - 03/11/2013

Maury Povich Preview! "The DNA Tests Will Prove... I Don't Have 29 Kids!"



It's more denying dads and steaming mad moms on today's MAURY! Kevin says there's no way he's the father of Lauren's son. He says that his own brother is the real daddy. It's a brother vs. brother paternity throw down! Then, could Lawaza's 17-year old son be the father of 2 babies with 2 different women? Does he have even more babies with even more women? Plus, Derrick admits to having 27 children with different mothers. But now he denies that he's the father of Kathy and Tammy's babies. Will the DNA results prove that he's fathered 29 kids? We'll find out on today's MAURY!

I don't know if there's ever been a Maury post but who doesn't love this mess?

Sauce
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anchellada 11th-Mar-2013 04:35 pm (UTC)
this show makes me so angry. i always try, but can never watch for more than 10 minutes. its like i can feel the trashiness... infecting me.
poop_of_death 11th-Mar-2013 04:51 pm (UTC)
you know you wanna give in to the Walmart of daytime TV ( Springer and Wilkos don't count, they're gas stations )
stylista_11 11th-Mar-2013 04:36 pm (UTC)
I use rushhome to watch maury at 2pm back in the day.

Other than the paternity tests, The out-of-control teens and from GEEK to CHIC episodes were the best lol.
punishermax 11th-Mar-2013 04:39 pm (UTC)
I'd love if one of the bullies on the geek to chic episode never gave her the pleasure of acting shocked. Like "Yeah, okay, but your personality sucks now so you're still a loser"
fwee_prower 11th-Mar-2013 04:44 pm (UTC)
one came out and was like. Yeah I'm hot now. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.
a_is4addiction 11th-Mar-2013 05:13 pm (UTC)
My sister and I used to watch the out of control teens every time they were on. Good shit!
sailorneptune 11th-Mar-2013 04:38 pm (UTC)
LOOK AT THIS BABY MAURY AND LOOK AT THIS MAN
MY BABY HAS A NOSE, HE HAS A NOSE
MY BABY HAS EYES
LOOK MAURY, EYES
poop_of_death 11th-Mar-2013 04:49 pm (UTC)
LOOK AT HIS TEEF MAURY LOOK AT HIS SKIN CELLS LOOK AT HIS LEFT NIPPLE LOOK AT YOUR MAN NOW AT YOUR MAN NOW BACK TO ME I'M THE MAN YOUR BABY COULD NOT HAVE DNA LIKE
merenwen17 11th-Mar-2013 04:39 pm (UTC)
spoiled_water 11th-Mar-2013 04:43 pm (UTC)
This is...depressing.
another_grl 11th-Mar-2013 04:44 pm (UTC)
At first I thought 7 guys had tested for that 1 girl.
poop_of_death 11th-Mar-2013 04:48 pm (UTC)
SCREAMING AT THE CONTEXT AND READING THIS IN BACON BOY'S VOICE
francesbcobain 11th-Mar-2013 04:50 pm (UTC)
lol me too
la_guillotine 11th-Mar-2013 04:39 pm (UTC)
I always wonder what Connie thinks about her husband's career path and what they talk about when he comes home from work every day.
jellyfishhh 11th-Mar-2013 04:40 pm (UTC)
this show is so tired. it was so much better when they played the episodes about ~wild teens~ and girls who were 13 AND GONNA GET PREGNANT NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY MOM!!!! and their "bootcamp" lmfao
another_grl 11th-Mar-2013 04:46 pm (UTC)
The best ones were the bootcamp ones where the sergeant made the kids stand outside on the streets of NYC with sandwich boards explaining why they were on Maury in the first place.
charlsye 11th-Mar-2013 05:04 pm (UTC)
omg, the bootcamp, yes!!
cruel_idol 11th-Mar-2013 04:41 pm (UTC)
merenwen17 11th-Mar-2013 04:43 pm (UTC)
poop_of_death 11th-Mar-2013 04:47 pm (UTC)
Always obligatory!
r0ckthec4sbah 11th-Mar-2013 10:08 pm (UTC)
i can't stop laughing
rimbaudacious 11th-Mar-2013 04:44 pm (UTC)
Everytime I go to the US each morning is a Maury morning. Memento Maury tbh.
bienenkiste 11th-Mar-2013 04:51 pm (UTC)
omg LMAO
a_is4addiction 11th-Mar-2013 05:15 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha 'Memento Maury'
burn_a_miracle 11th-Mar-2013 04:44 pm (UTC)
My favorite thing about Maury:

"That can't be my son's baby! We only have boys in our family!"
poop_of_death 11th-Mar-2013 04:52 pm (UTC)
scaredsquee 11th-Mar-2013 06:19 pm (UTC)
gross omg
nevarsuomaf 11th-Mar-2013 04:45 pm (UTC)
Before Christmas I was on youtube looking for Christmas songs and somehow came across Jerry Springers A Very Klan Christmas. I'll be damned if I didn't watch the whole thing.
superdogbiter 11th-Mar-2013 04:46 pm (UTC)
photo B63fBex_zpsb8d07922.gif
or in this case PUT A GODDAMN CONDOM ON YOU STUPID FUCK
poop_of_death 11th-Mar-2013 04:52 pm (UTC)
but... yolo
fabouluz 11th-Mar-2013 04:46 pm (UTC)
Maury is the best, it's so crazy it can't be real....can it?
poop_of_death 11th-Mar-2013 04:47 pm (UTC)
YAAAAY I CAME BACK IN TIME FOR MY POST but about to go walk the dog :(
truexillusions 11th-Mar-2013 04:49 pm (UTC)
This is on right now and I'm watching. I don't know why.

These stupid motherfuckers, I s2g.
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