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2:59 pm - 03/11/2013

Corgi Diva Fired for Disobeying Dame Helen Mirren



Lazy Lizzy has been sacked from the hit play The Audience
for refusing to obey the command of Dame Helen Mirren,
playing the Queen.


It has not all been running as smoothly as it appears on stage, with producers forced to sack the star Corgi just days before opening night.

Des Jordan, 42, of Animal Actors, the agency which provided the dogs, suggested the production had been hit by a notorious problem in theatre – an ageing diva who grew jealous of the younger Corgi co-star Rocky.

The seven-year-old animal had been happy to enter stage right on a lead at the start of its scene and then to be escorted off stage left. However, at the end of the scene, Lizzy was supposed to run back across the stage – this time without a lead – when called by Dame Helen.

Instead it stayed in the wings and refused to go on, leaving its corgi co-star Rocky, five, to end the scene on its own.

So, faced with the looming prospect of press night, the decision was taken to sack Lizzy.

Lizzy's place was taken by Coco, who made a faultless West End debut in the Saturday matinee after just 20 minutes of rehearsal.


Stephen Daldry, the play’s director, said Lizzy’s first three performances had gone smoothly, before the run of refusals.

“Lizzy was excited the first three times, and then I think she decided she didn’t want to be an actress any more. She decided to retire from the British stage.

“Now she’s back home, a resting actress, resting by the fire.”


He explained that as the dogs ran offstage, he would be waiting in the wings with a handful of treats for them to eat.

“Because Lizzy was older, she was not as fast as Rocky, so he was first to the treats,” he said. “There may have been a bit of jealousy involved.”

Mr Jordan said that Coco had exhibited no diva tendencies thus far, possibly because the five-year-old was the same age as Rocky.

The corgis, he added, stayed at his home off-duty, enjoying regular walks in the park.

At the Gielgud Theatre, London, they have their own air-conditioned dressing room, with dog beds and an ever-changing rider of doggy toys so they never get bored.

Mr Jordan adds: “I look after them better than my own children. I have to.

“They are doing an important job and no one would be happy if anything happened to them.”

Lizzy is in Gloucestershire with Mary Davey, who owns all three of the dogs. She said: “Lizzy is a lovely, friendly dog who is now enjoying her treats.”

Daldry, who has also directed the Oscar- nominated films Billy Elliot and The Hours, added: “People seem to think corgis nip and yap, but all the ones we have worked with — including dear old Lizzy – have been gorgeous.”

The audience and critics, too, have warmed to the canine stars. Their arrival on stage is being greeted by a chorus of “aahs” from the stalls, while many of the reviews have also remarked on the “lovely” corgis.

Indeed, despite the problems created by Lizzy, the producers are planning to expand the play’s animal cast, with the addition of a dapple grey pony named Emily.

It will feature in a new scene, being created by the play’s writer, Peter Morgan — who also wrote for Dame Helen in the film, The Queen.

The play is a fictionalised account of the Queen’s relationships with her prime ministers over her 61-year reign and Lizzy featured in a scene, set at Balmoral, in which Harold Wilson visits.








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dubiously 11th-Mar-2013 04:23 am (UTC)
I'll take the pooch!
superdogbiter 11th-Mar-2013 04:23 am (UTC)
this better not be as wanky as the last dog post or so help me god
bienenkiste 11th-Mar-2013 04:24 am (UTC)
ugh what happened? :/
superdogbiter 11th-Mar-2013 04:25 am (UTC)
a lot of animal lovers being overzealous and a ton of members having no fucking clue about mental illness
dumpweeds 11th-Mar-2013 04:26 am (UTC)
nobody died so I think we're okay
licorrice 11th-Mar-2013 04:33 am (UTC)
she didn't shoot and kill her dog so i think were good.
openmyminibar 11th-Mar-2013 04:50 am (UTC)
why are you so overdramatic about everything
forevertiffanys 11th-Mar-2013 11:43 am (UTC)
For fucks sake, they are two completely different type of posts.
eden 11th-Mar-2013 05:23 pm (UTC)
What.
dumpweeds 11th-Mar-2013 04:26 am (UTC)
corgi post?

genbu_no_miko24 11th-Mar-2013 04:26 am (UTC)
OMG :333
dubiously 11th-Mar-2013 04:28 am (UTC)
Aww wee babies!
deseti_prsten 11th-Mar-2013 04:30 am (UTC)
omfg i want them all.
deadtree 11th-Mar-2013 04:41 am (UTC)
oh my gooooood
duckyduck92 11th-Mar-2013 04:50 am (UTC)
awww they look like guinea pigs
pastelstar 11th-Mar-2013 06:03 am (UTC)
omg stumpy little fat bbs
saltireflower 11th-Mar-2013 06:12 am (UTC)
Omg so tiny and cute. I want to hold one.
opusdeihohoho 11th-Mar-2013 08:14 am (UTC)
*dead*
batsublue 11th-Mar-2013 10:06 am (UTC)
I just mentally screamed in joy at this.
rosewood39 11th-Mar-2013 12:43 pm (UTC)
cute!!!!
hawaii_bombay 11th-Mar-2013 04:26 am (UTC)
I want a Corgi.
morgan90 11th-Mar-2013 04:27 am (UTC)
Pink wig thick ass, give em whiplash
lockupmytears 11th-Mar-2013 04:27 am (UTC)
the internet has made me in love with corgis

two_haiku 11th-Mar-2013 05:35 am (UTC)
I had an English teacher bring his older girl corgi to class everyday... she was so chill and would just wait for him quietly for the class to finish. Such speshal doggies.
bienenkiste 11th-Mar-2013 04:27 am (UTC)
omg pet post? HFT

dumpweeds 11th-Mar-2013 04:30 am (UTC)
lmao I love corgis because they're like normal sized dogs with little legs and it cracks me up
imyoona 11th-Mar-2013 01:39 pm (UTC)
this is exactly why I'm obsessed with them, I can't get over it!
leviicorpus 11th-Mar-2013 04:31 am (UTC)


so fucking cute!
georgie_georgie 11th-Mar-2013 04:33 am (UTC)
aw, one of the cutest things ever.
kydeon 11th-Mar-2013 04:40 am (UTC)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mikeblitzz 11th-Mar-2013 04:40 am (UTC)
AHHHHHHHHH!!!
firefox1490 11th-Mar-2013 04:58 am (UTC)
Sometimes I feel like corgi's are the trex of dogs. Really big head and tiny arms.

andi88 11th-Mar-2013 05:17 am (UTC)
I am screaming at the cute
opusdeihohoho 11th-Mar-2013 08:14 am (UTC)
i'd go on a date with him <3
melissa_ivory 11th-Mar-2013 09:12 am (UTC)
THIS IS PET NEWS, BUT OF THE SAD KIND, SO IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO AVOID, PLEASE DO.



This was my cousin's family dog, Carly, who was murdered Saturday, March 10, by a black lab. There is a lot of legal and animal control wank my cousin will be dealing with tomorrow because it happened on a private/religious based schoolground near their home, and the lab wasn't on a leash.

Not only was this puppy a gift, used as a therapy dog for the middle child who is a transplant patient, but it was a member of their family. Of the three children, the youngest witnessed the attack and will need therapy now, but an animal won't be joining the family for some time. It was a senseless and avoidable tragedy, which only made it hurt the family more.
killetheth 11th-Mar-2013 03:32 pm (UTC)
omg this pic <333333
deseti_prsten 11th-Mar-2013 04:29 am (UTC)
– an ageing diva who grew jealous of the younger Corgi co-star Rocky.

... what.
milly 11th-Mar-2013 04:17 pm (UTC)
It's a joke because the dog that got 'fired' was an older 7-year-old dog.
nekokonneko 11th-Mar-2013 04:29 am (UTC)
You don't want her to sue. I've heard this breed is very litigious.
josiefier 11th-Mar-2013 04:30 am (UTC)
I WANT IT! ALL THE CORGIS!!
leviicorpus 11th-Mar-2013 04:30 am (UTC)
corgi/dog post?



Edited at 2013-03-11 04:34 am (UTC)
_xxtom 11th-Mar-2013 04:30 am (UTC)
I'd be pissed if i was that dogs owner. Id be like 'bitch, that was our RENT'
firefox1490 11th-Mar-2013 04:57 am (UTC)
But come on the dog had one job and one job only. Follow commands given. If it can't do it firing it seems to be the logical plan of action. And even worst because of this dog they'll have to find another, teach it all the old dogs tricks (hahaha) and hope this corgi can do better. If anything the production should be mad. I mean they did try through 16 shows.
_xxtom 11th-Mar-2013 05:07 am (UTC)
No I mean as the owner i'd be pissed AT THE DOG. The dog is an idiot who deserved to be fired lmao.
hyeena 11th-Mar-2013 09:20 am (UTC)
loool
saintvlas22 11th-Mar-2013 03:55 pm (UTC)
Well, what can you do when the older bitches start acting all diva?
mastahofunnines 11th-Mar-2013 04:32 am (UTC)
lord if i ever tried putting my dog he'd either be too scared to go on or run off and start playing with the audience

cuz he's fucking awesome
sookehhh 11th-Mar-2013 04:33 am (UTC)
Welp, there goes the corgi unemployment rate
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