8:40 pm - 03/08/2013

"The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous."
– Jessica Simpson, confirming she's expecting a baby boy, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

"I didn't call off my wedding. Taking a break from social media. #draining."
– Miley Cyrus, shooting down rumors that she canceled her upcoming nuptials to fiancé Liam Hemsworth, on Twitter

"There's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women."
– Taylor Swift, quoting one of her "favorite people," Katie Couric, when asked about Amy Poehler and Tina Fey's Golden Globes jab, to Vanity Fair

"Aw, I feel bad if she was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff."
– Amy Poehler, in response to Taylor Swift's comment in Vanity Fair, to The Hollywood Reporter

"That's a very big name for a very little baby."
– Hilaria Baldwin, on hubby Alec's desire to name their unborn baby Massimo, on the Rachael Ray Show

"We've been through three child births, we've been in the trenches, there are no secrets. But I really wish she didn't see that. That's too much."
– Matt Damon, on having wife Luciana present while being spray tanned in boxer briefs for the upcoming Liberace flick Behind the Candelabra, to Entertainment Weekly

"Of course, when I'm on red carpets, I'm nervous, sweaty, and weird."
– Selena Gomez, on what it's really like posing at events, to Harper's Bazaar

"What a real snow day looks like."
– President Barack Obama, sharing a wintry 2011 snapshot with daughters Sasha and Malia, on Twitter

"I think that the occasional soccer mom probably thought I was a slut."
– Adam Levine, on his pre-Voice reputation, to The Hollywood Reporter

"Elderly. She's in an intergalactic old folks' home."
– Carrie Fisher, on where her iconic Star Wars character Princess Leia would be today, to Palm Beach Illustrated
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HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! Remember to Spring Forward your clocks this weekend! :-)
People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

"The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous."
– Jessica Simpson, confirming she's expecting a baby boy, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

"I didn't call off my wedding. Taking a break from social media. #draining."
– Miley Cyrus, shooting down rumors that she canceled her upcoming nuptials to fiancé Liam Hemsworth, on Twitter

"There's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women."
– Taylor Swift, quoting one of her "favorite people," Katie Couric, when asked about Amy Poehler and Tina Fey's Golden Globes jab, to Vanity Fair

"Aw, I feel bad if she was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff."
– Amy Poehler, in response to Taylor Swift's comment in Vanity Fair, to The Hollywood Reporter

"That's a very big name for a very little baby."
– Hilaria Baldwin, on hubby Alec's desire to name their unborn baby Massimo, on the Rachael Ray Show

"We've been through three child births, we've been in the trenches, there are no secrets. But I really wish she didn't see that. That's too much."
– Matt Damon, on having wife Luciana present while being spray tanned in boxer briefs for the upcoming Liberace flick Behind the Candelabra, to Entertainment Weekly

"Of course, when I'm on red carpets, I'm nervous, sweaty, and weird."
– Selena Gomez, on what it's really like posing at events, to Harper's Bazaar

"What a real snow day looks like."
– President Barack Obama, sharing a wintry 2011 snapshot with daughters Sasha and Malia, on Twitter

"I think that the occasional soccer mom probably thought I was a slut."
– Adam Levine, on his pre-Voice reputation, to The Hollywood Reporter

"Elderly. She's in an intergalactic old folks' home."
– Carrie Fisher, on where her iconic Star Wars character Princess Leia would be today, to Palm Beach Illustrated
Poll #1901006
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Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?
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| Jessica Deep Dickin' Simpson |
| Mopey Miley |
| oh no you didnt tsquintz |
| All the Poehler party peeps will be at Club Hell |
| M A T T D A M O N |
| I wouldn't want my kid to have a name that rhymes with ASS either |
| Don't sweat it, Selena |
| POTUS freezing his _______'s off |
| Lusty Levine |
| ONTD's wacky Aunt, Carrie Fisher |
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HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! Remember to Spring Forward your clocks this weekend! :-)
cause his son was mr. golden globe this year
lol
what is funny is that michasel j. fox said the same thing afterward bahahaha.
Also, maybe women would "support" her more if she didn't date every man that got within arms length or didn't boy hop relentlessly. Why would anyone take her relationships seriously when it doesn't even seem like she does? rme.
I hadn't heard about Michael J Fox saying the same thing though, haha that's hilarious.
At last Sunday’s Golden Globes, host Tina Fey joked to Taylor Swift, ”stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son,” who attended the awards show with his father.
Now Fox is giving her the warning too. At a book party for Ann Leary’s “The Good House,” the ”Back to the Future” actor told Vulture magazine he doesn’t want Swift dating his 23-year-old son Sam.
“No. No … Just back off,” Fox reportedly said. “I don’t keep up with it all. But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right? What a way to build a career.”
Swift recently split from One Direction’s Harry Styles so she is on the market. If the 23-year-old showed up at his home, Fox said he wouldn’t know who she was. But Fox might know if Swift wrote one of her notorious break-up songs about his son.
“Yeah, exactly,” Fox said. “‘Sam, You Piece of S***.’ ‘Oh … that was the girl you brought home!’”