8:40 pm - 03/08/2013
"The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous."
– Jessica Simpson, confirming she's expecting a baby boy, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
"I didn't call off my wedding. Taking a break from social media. #draining."
– Miley Cyrus, shooting down rumors that she canceled her upcoming nuptials to fiancé Liam Hemsworth, on Twitter
"There's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women."
– Taylor Swift, quoting one of her "favorite people," Katie Couric, when asked about Amy Poehler and Tina Fey's Golden Globes jab, to Vanity Fair
"Aw, I feel bad if she was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff."
– Amy Poehler, in response to Taylor Swift's comment in Vanity Fair, to The Hollywood Reporter
"That's a very big name for a very little baby."
– Hilaria Baldwin, on hubby Alec's desire to name their unborn baby Massimo, on the Rachael Ray Show
"We've been through three child births, we've been in the trenches, there are no secrets. But I really wish she didn't see that. That's too much."
– Matt Damon, on having wife Luciana present while being spray tanned in boxer briefs for the upcoming Liberace flick Behind the Candelabra, to Entertainment Weekly
"Of course, when I'm on red carpets, I'm nervous, sweaty, and weird."
– Selena Gomez, on what it's really like posing at events, to Harper's Bazaar
"What a real snow day looks like."
– President Barack Obama, sharing a wintry 2011 snapshot with daughters Sasha and Malia, on Twitter
"I think that the occasional soccer mom probably thought I was a slut."
– Adam Levine, on his pre-Voice reputation, to The Hollywood Reporter
"Elderly. She's in an intergalactic old folks' home."
– Carrie Fisher, on where her iconic Star Wars character Princess Leia would be today, to Palm Beach Illustrated
Poll #1901006
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 548
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http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,2
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! Remember to Spring Forward your clocks this weekend! :-)
People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!
"The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous."
– Jessica Simpson, confirming she's expecting a baby boy, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
"I didn't call off my wedding. Taking a break from social media. #draining."
– Miley Cyrus, shooting down rumors that she canceled her upcoming nuptials to fiancé Liam Hemsworth, on Twitter
"There's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women."
– Taylor Swift, quoting one of her "favorite people," Katie Couric, when asked about Amy Poehler and Tina Fey's Golden Globes jab, to Vanity Fair
"Aw, I feel bad if she was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff."
– Amy Poehler, in response to Taylor Swift's comment in Vanity Fair, to The Hollywood Reporter
"That's a very big name for a very little baby."
– Hilaria Baldwin, on hubby Alec's desire to name their unborn baby Massimo, on the Rachael Ray Show
"We've been through three child births, we've been in the trenches, there are no secrets. But I really wish she didn't see that. That's too much."
– Matt Damon, on having wife Luciana present while being spray tanned in boxer briefs for the upcoming Liberace flick Behind the Candelabra, to Entertainment Weekly
"Of course, when I'm on red carpets, I'm nervous, sweaty, and weird."
– Selena Gomez, on what it's really like posing at events, to Harper's Bazaar
"What a real snow day looks like."
– President Barack Obama, sharing a wintry 2011 snapshot with daughters Sasha and Malia, on Twitter
"I think that the occasional soccer mom probably thought I was a slut."
– Adam Levine, on his pre-Voice reputation, to The Hollywood Reporter
"Elderly. She's in an intergalactic old folks' home."
– Carrie Fisher, on where her iconic Star Wars character Princess Leia would be today, to Palm Beach Illustrated
Poll #1901006
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 548
Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?
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| Jessica Deep Dickin' Simpson |
   32 (5.9%) |
| Mopey Miley |
| 1 (0.2%) |
| oh no you didnt tsquintz |
| 6 (1.1%) |
| All the Poehler party peeps will be at Club Hell |
| 346 (63.8%) |
| M A T T D A M O N |
| 34 (6.3%) |
| I wouldn't want my kid to have a name that rhymes with ASS either |
| 1 (0.2%) |
| Don't sweat it, Selena |
| 6 (1.1%) |
| POTUS freezing his _______'s off |
| 52 (9.6%) |
| Lusty Levine |
| 12 (2.2%) |
| ONTD's wacky Aunt, Carrie Fisher |
| 52 (9.6%) |
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,2
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! Remember to Spring Forward your clocks this weekend! :-)
Happy Weekend OP
Thank you for closing us out once again <3 <3 and Happy Woman's Day to ya hotness
what does she do?
I hate those goddamn time changes >:[
but i am really excited for behind the candelabra, ns2s
I chose Amy though. Sorry, Barry.
also, i still can't believe taylor said that. like ... what?
aww cute
i guess this is amy poehler's "apology", but i don't think tina fey wanted to talk about it? eh, i'm happy for amy being the bigger person.
"If anyone was going to get mad I thought it would be James Cameron," said Fey, in reference to the jab that it must have been "torture" for "Zero Dark Thirty" director Kathryn Bigelow to have been married to Cameron for three years. As for Swift's response, "I did not see that one coming," Fey added. "It was a joke, it was meant to be lighthearted."
Matts quote is cute but ngl im kina side eyeing that cover