Andrew WK Is The Face Of Playtex Wipes

Way before Andrew W.K. was the dude who clogged your Facebook timeline with inane PARTY TIPS, he was making some of the best music of the aughts, namely his 2001 debut I Get Wet and its follow-up, 2003′s The Wolf, which were loaded with music ostensibly purposed to soundtrack — yes — parties, but which layered some incredibly violent, seriously disturbing thoughts and images beneath the surface of its massive video-game riffs. It was subversive stuff! I dunno, maybe I’m paranoid, but all his tics and routines have seemed to me small pieces of some massive performance-art project that will be revealed in like 2112, coinciding with some AWK-led hippie-cult occupation of Scientology Ideal Orgs around the world. This is just conjecture! Just a vibe I get from the man! Today, though, another piece of his mysterious puzzle has been carefully fit into place: Andrew W.K. (aka Andrew Wilkes Krier, aka Andrew White Killer, aka Andrew Women Kum) has been named the face of Playtex Fresh + Sexy Wipes. Quoth W.K., per the press release:

“Whether you just finished rocking a packed club or have an intimate encounter after a busy day, this product will make couples feel brand new. Fresh + Sexy Wipes were specially designed to help couples feel confidently clean, before and after they engage in sexual activity!”

(More about Andrew WK's history on the internet at the source.)