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10:36 pm - 03/06/2013

Chelsea Handler Slams Queen Angelina Jolie: "She Seems Like a Demon!"

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During a March 5 appearance on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, the 38-year-old Chelsea Lately host continued to dis the engaged mother of six.

"She seems like a demon," Handler said of Jolie, 36. "It has nothing to do with Jennifer. As a woman, I know when you see somebody walking across the room that's a bad girl. I just don't like Angelina Jolie. I don't think she's a girl's girl. I like girl's girls!"


Handler last spoke of Jolie when she appeared on the May 2012 cover of More magazine. Explaining that the Academy Award winner doesn't seem trustworthy, the comedienne insisted Jolie "doesn't strike me as someone I would have a close friendship with."

During a Glamour interview with Katie Couric in 2010, Handler was asked to explain why she used Jolie as fodder for her stand-up routines. (The After Lately star once called the Girl, Interrupted actress "a homewrecker" and "a f-cking c--t.")


"Yeah, I'm not a fan hers," Handler replied. "She just doesn't come off to me as a sincere woman. She seems like a woman that you'd really want to avoid." Aniston, she countered, "makes me laugh. She's irreverent and hilarious, and she sends me really, really funny e-mails."


Handler first gained attention for mocking Jolie -- and her son eldest son, Maddox Jolie-Pitt -- during a 2007 Comedy Central special. "He's so pissed off because he probably thought he was, like, scoring the biggest deal of his lifetime, getting adopted by this famous movie star, who was gonna rescue him from his third world Cambodia, only to find out she's gonna take him to every other f-cking third world country in the world," she joked in her act. "He's probably like, 'When the f-ck are we getting to Malibu like you promised?'"

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/chelsea-handler-slams-angelina-jolie-she-seems-like-a-demon-201363
so if you don't kiss CHELSEA HANDLER 's culo OR send her funny email , you are a f*cking cunt!
posting a side by side picture of them really shows who looks like a demon.

ONTDs do you have experience with hating /bullying for not being or look like a girl's girls?
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calinewarkwc69 6th-Mar-2013 10:41 pm (UTC)
I like Chelsea Handler, but I feel like she is trying to start feud's for relevancy and it's nagl.
crazed_delusion 6th-Mar-2013 11:29 pm (UTC)
She's been fighting this feud for years all by herself. It's just pathetic and embarrassing. IDK why Jen put up with her.
johnnyabatti 6th-Mar-2013 10:41 pm (UTC)
shut your trap already you fuckin growler
hippie_chick 6th-Mar-2013 10:41 pm (UTC)
STFU, Chelsea Handler. Really. STFU. Unfunny bitch.
holyfrijoles_2 6th-Mar-2013 10:41 pm (UTC)
Lord, get over it.
smnp 6th-Mar-2013 10:42 pm (UTC)
i think her problem is angelina doesnt pay attention or reply to her nonsense
annadraper 6th-Mar-2013 11:56 pm (UTC)
lbr angelina probably doesnt even know who chelsea handler is.
freeze_i_say 8th-Mar-2013 08:56 am (UTC)
this
milly 6th-Mar-2013 11:05 pm (UTC)
Seriously, it was already sad, now it's just pathetic.
mynamehere07 6th-Mar-2013 10:42 pm (UTC)
Why is it whenever there is a Chelsea Handler story, it usually involves her talking shit about other women, especially Angelina.
milly 6th-Mar-2013 11:07 pm (UTC)
You're clearly mistaken, because Chelsea is a girl's girl and would never ever criticize any other woman for disrespecting the holy sisterhood of women.

Seriously though, her obsession with shit-talking other women for not having girlfriends or being a certain way is really sad and hypocritical.
odetobilliejoe 6th-Mar-2013 11:08 pm (UTC)
Ding ding ding
tebtosca 6th-Mar-2013 10:42 pm (UTC)
Oh Angelina, you terrible worldwide humanitarian! You don't get stoned and forward funny emails so you totes suck. Ha-ha-ha!
untxi 6th-Mar-2013 11:04 pm (UTC)
that comment + your icon made me lol irl
johnnyabatti 6th-Mar-2013 10:43 pm (UTC)
this is seriously some second grade shit
i went through girls hating me and bullying me because i was friends with boys......because girls hated me and bullied me
pin_stripe 6th-Mar-2013 10:46 pm (UTC)
seriously, this is just pathetic on chelsea's part
lillylilacs 6th-Mar-2013 10:43 pm (UTC)
well she is a friend of Jennifer Aniston so I'm not surprised that she doesn't like her.

I don't really like Angie either though, she isn't a particularly talented actress imo and I am over everyone forgetting her crazy/wild behavior in the 90s and acting like she is a saint now.
evett 6th-Mar-2013 10:47 pm (UTC)
You act like she killed someone. So what if she acted wild when she was younger. That was then and this is now.
liliana_ 6th-Mar-2013 10:56 pm (UTC)
Right? People act like she's been putting on a facade for the past 12 years and they're the only ones who see the "real" Angelina who's been stuck in the same spot since 1994.
smolderhotter 6th-Mar-2013 11:02 pm (UTC)
seriously. People grow! Why is that so hard to understand?
milly 6th-Mar-2013 11:09 pm (UTC)
Seriously. People act like a Hollywood kid acting out in their teens and 20s, then growing up is a foreign concept.
bienenkiste 6th-Mar-2013 11:14 pm (UTC)
ia
pixiedivision 8th-Mar-2013 03:58 am (UTC)
lol right? she wasn't even that bad, it was just vials of blood and shit.
watch_mex0x0 6th-Mar-2013 10:58 pm (UTC)
yeah all of her charity work! SHE FUCKING INSANE/WILD!!
untxi 6th-Mar-2013 11:08 pm (UTC)
I don't think anyone forgot and that's part of her appeal imo. Everyone knows how fucking crazy she was, but then she grew up to be a mature, responsible & generous woman who probably has a bit of a kinky side. What's not to like?
milly 6th-Mar-2013 11:10 pm (UTC)
She's not acting or claiming to be a saint though? She's doing humanitarian work because she thinks she can do good, and it helped her get her life on track. She's not responsible for other people talking about her like she's a saint.
honey_fuggle 6th-Mar-2013 11:28 pm (UTC)
What does her being friends with Jennifer have to do with talking shit about Angelina? That's so immature. Jen is not the bitter scorned woman people make her out to be lol. She's planning a wedding and she looks better than ever.
ponpiri 7th-Mar-2013 12:05 am (UTC)
Chelsea has hated Angie before she became public bffs with Jen. Either way, I agree with you. Angie's got some good PR people on her side. Plus, I'm sure Chelsea knows plenty of dirt on Ange (and probably Jen) that her fans wouldn't dream of.
waffle_party 7th-Mar-2013 01:30 am (UTC)
ugh THANK YOU! ita
pantless_deacon 7th-Mar-2013 12:55 pm (UTC)
How does her...say, being a brooding youth, wearing a vile of her husbands blood, and being "WILD" in your words, negate that she's a Humanitarian, who dates nearly millions of dollar to worthwhile causes?

You act as if she was a Homophobic, Pedophile, Axe Murderer who enjoyed Orphan Stew, who now masquerades as a Sunday School Teacher with a heart of gold.

With the exception of her affair, She's done absolutely nothing WRONG. At least nothing that takes away from the good that she's done.
abcdlovelife 6th-Mar-2013 10:43 pm (UTC)
"I don't think she's a girl's girl."
well how fucking ironic
_quietriot_ 6th-Mar-2013 10:46 pm (UTC)
MTE.
pdebevoise 6th-Mar-2013 10:47 pm (UTC)
Why?
milly 6th-Mar-2013 11:11 pm (UTC)
Shit talking a woman for not being friendly to other women?
mmbien 6th-Mar-2013 11:00 pm (UTC)
mte. i've never watched her show because from gifs she seems like a bitter, unfunny cunt, but all she seems to do is put down women who aren't jennifer aniston.
pastelward 6th-Mar-2013 11:01 pm (UTC)
!!!
ametalheart 6th-Mar-2013 11:20 pm (UTC)
No kidding!
hawaii_bombay 6th-Mar-2013 10:44 pm (UTC)
I guess she hasn't seen her own face in the mirror.
mmbien 6th-Mar-2013 10:44 pm (UTC)
angelina doesn't seem like she's anybody's girl tbh. i've always thought she was a bit of loner, close to her family and partners.
vanhrh 6th-Mar-2013 10:45 pm (UTC)
ia
genbu_no_miko24 6th-Mar-2013 10:59 pm (UTC)
Same.
kansassatin 6th-Mar-2013 11:03 pm (UTC)
Im pretty sure shes even said shes more of a loner.
this_wolf_bites 6th-Mar-2013 11:09 pm (UTC)
Same, that's the impression I've always had. I think Megan Fox is similar in that way.
smnp 6th-Mar-2013 11:12 pm (UTC)
i never thought about this but megan fox is the same.
milly 6th-Mar-2013 11:11 pm (UTC)
Same.
x_butterfly19_x 6th-Mar-2013 11:43 pm (UTC)
mte
kawaiiairbender 6th-Mar-2013 11:48 pm (UTC)
I'm pretty sure I've read an interview where she's said as much
toilandblood 7th-Mar-2013 12:15 am (UTC)
ia, nothing wrong with that.
dasvedanyaanya 7th-Mar-2013 12:27 am (UTC)
This is how I am, tbh. I have trust issues with men and women. I'm fine with the few close relationships I have and my family. There's nothing wrong with that.
goofusgallant 7th-Mar-2013 12:40 am (UTC)
mte
whutness 7th-Mar-2013 01:08 am (UTC)
same
rimbaudacious 6th-Mar-2013 10:44 pm (UTC)
It's so weird to me when someone goes the "idt we could be friends" route to explain their dislike for a celebrity, it's not like it'll ever happen anyway.

Especially not in Handler's case.
imnotasquirrel 6th-Mar-2013 10:57 pm (UTC)
There are so many celebs I like even though I think I might want to kill them if I ever got to actually hang out with them. It's because certain quirks are cute/funny from a distance, but not so much fun when you have to personally deal with it.

rimbaudacious 6th-Mar-2013 11:04 pm (UTC)
Exactly! Probably about half the people I like I do in the way that reading their interviews is a trip, but actually knowing them would be fucking exhausting (for example Ezra Miller).
bienenkiste 6th-Mar-2013 11:14 pm (UTC)
ita
vanhrh 6th-Mar-2013 10:44 pm (UTC)
She's said this like a million times.

I keep thinking she's secretly annoyed that Angelina wont comment back, or somethng.
liliana_ 6th-Mar-2013 10:48 pm (UTC)
Same. I think she desperately wants a response so she can go off even more. But Angelina will never reply. She's ignored shit like this from Seacrest, Roseanne, and Donald Trump too.
mmbien 6th-Mar-2013 10:48 pm (UTC)
it's like it's her job to convince the world that jennifer is hilarious and angelina is the worst woman in existence. get over it you sour-faced hag, i'm sure jennifer has.
jonesingjay 6th-Mar-2013 10:48 pm (UTC)
probably.
chibi 6th-Mar-2013 10:51 pm (UTC)
yep. its hilarious that she always prefaces it with some nonsense about "this has nothing to do with jen, but that angie is a homewrecking gutterslut."
genbu_no_miko24 6th-Mar-2013 10:59 pm (UTC)
Pretty much.
sugarcrawler 6th-Mar-2013 11:07 pm (UTC)
lol she sounds like she needs something better to occupy her time
toilandblood 7th-Mar-2013 12:16 am (UTC)
haha probably
williammiller 7th-Mar-2013 02:11 am (UTC)
IA
xdecadentx 7th-Mar-2013 02:55 pm (UTC)
This is probably why she keeps going.
pin_stripe 6th-Mar-2013 10:44 pm (UTC)
no. stop. why we gotta keep hating each other for literally no reason. STOP IT

CAN WE JUST ALL BE SISTERS HERE
starchain 6th-Mar-2013 10:44 pm (UTC)
smnp 6th-Mar-2013 10:46 pm (UTC)
perfect gif
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