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9:55 pm - 03/02/2013

LiLo 'wants to help children' but doesn't want the media to know (her lawyer announces to media)

As a troubled child star Lindsay Lohan has seen the inside of a jail cell more than she has seen the inside of classroom but the actress has decided to head back to school.

However, she is not going to learn from her mistakes instead she hopes to help teach autistic children in a New York school.

Following a disastrous day in court on Friday - lawyer Mark Heller failed in his bid to have the charges steaming from her June car accident dismissed - Heller announced in an impromptu press conference that Lindsay plans to continue to try to turn over a new leaf.

The New York Post reports Heller said the embattled actress was off to a New York City school to help autistic children - but refused to reveal which one.

'She’s certainly not going to alert the media,' he told The Post.


Heller also said Lindsay was turning her life around and having intensive 'one-on-one psychotherapy'.

'Lindsay does not have a problem with alcohol or drugs,' the lawyer said. 'She is totally sober.'

This would not be the first time that Lindsay has helped out a organisation that assists autistic children.

In 2006, the star threw a celebrity studded beach party for a group autistic children - after she ruined one of their outings by blocking their access to a surfing day with her car after he twentieth birthday party.

In a letter to the prosecution leaked by TMZ last week, Lindsay's lawyer also promised to set up a charitable foundation in Lindsay's name and that the actress will be going on motivational speaking tours to schools to encourage children.

'Lindsay will participating in intensive psychotherapy, submitting herself to regular screenings and contributing her time to the production of Public Service messages and periodic visits to schools hospitals and other venues where she may provide inspirational talks, encouraging children to pursue positive goals and avoid bad habits,' he wrote.

In the astonishing letter Heller reached out to the prosecution asking for their help to 'fix' Lindsay.

'I appeal to your good conscious to join me in not rubber stamping this case but rather to be patient and understanding and open to productive alternatives as we, as a team, help fix Lindsay Lohan,' the lawyer wrote.


Lindsay will once again be back in court on March 18 to face charges of reckless driving, lying to police and obstructing a police case for her June 2012 car crash in Santa Monica, California.

The 26-year-old was on probation at the time of the accident and she faces jail time if a judge determines she violated her sentence in a 2011 theft case.

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This lawyer is such a mess.
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littlehayzay 3rd-Mar-2013 03:58 am (UTC)
This article is missing those gems where he quoted Ben Affleck, said that not wanting to go to rehab was a personal choose like not going to Lamaze class and that 'Lindsay is in complete control of her life'
vehiclesshockme 3rd-Mar-2013 04:01 am (UTC)
Lord. How did he quote Affleck?
littlehayzay 3rd-Mar-2013 04:04 am (UTC)
Paraphrasing but "Ben Affleck said it best... when you get knocked down, you have to keep getting back up and that is what this young lady intends to do" or some bullshit. He literally opened with that. He also went on about how he'd been a lawyer for 44 years and then the Irish dude from TMZ was like 'Her dad called you a fuck up and the judge said you were incompetent, how do you feel about that?' 'I respect the judge has certain procedures. And particularities' lol it was SUUUCH a shit show

OH and he said that it wasn't inappropriate for 'someone of her status' to be outside and in nightclubs and bars where they sold alcohol and if it was, they'd all (idk if he meant lawyers? the people at the press conference? adults?) be in trouble because everyone does those things or something, I have no idea

Edited at 2013-03-03 04:06 am (UTC)
itscomicrelief 3rd-Mar-2013 03:58 am (UTC)
I'm sure my frequent viewings of Law & Order has made me a better lawyer than Lindsay's actual lawyers
guadalcanal 3rd-Mar-2013 03:59 am (UTC)
mte
vehiclesshockme 3rd-Mar-2013 04:00 am (UTC)
Right? Like I watched A Time To Kill two weeks ago so lawyer skills are fresh in my mind. I GOT THIS LINDS.
mikeblitzz 3rd-Mar-2013 04:03 am (UTC)
I'm not even finished with my 1L year yet and I already know that I'd NEVER take on Lindsay or anyone like her as a client, no matter how much fame I'd get from the miniscule chance that I'd win.
wonderwomanhero 3rd-Mar-2013 04:09 am (UTC)
I played the Phoenix Wright games for years, I guess this means I know all there is to know about law.
crash31 3rd-Mar-2013 04:30 am (UTC)
I played a lawyer in a school play when I was 8, I think I can handle this case too, and if the Judge fucks up again I have a gavel from my time as Student Council president so I can lay down the law.
somefantastic 3rd-Mar-2013 06:23 am (UTC)
Are you Michael Bluth?

stormer1_1 3rd-Mar-2013 04:52 pm (UTC)
"lawyers"
mario_06 Muhaha3rd-Mar-2013 03:58 am (UTC)
soon.

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duckyduck92 Re: Muhaha3rd-Mar-2013 04:00 am (UTC)
lol omg is that real?
mario_06 Re: Muhaha3rd-Mar-2013 04:21 am (UTC)
Lol I'm pretty sure it's real.
pretend_to_care Re: Muhaha3rd-Mar-2013 05:55 am (UTC)
It wouldn't surprise me at all if this is real. My hamster used to do this creepy shit all the time. He was lucky that he was adorable!
stormer1_1 Re: Muhaha3rd-Mar-2013 04:52 pm (UTC)
the green thing looks like a marital aid.
guadalcanal 3rd-Mar-2013 03:59 am (UTC)
pretty sure at this point a fictional lawyer would be better than her real lawyer
duckyduck92 3rd-Mar-2013 03:59 am (UTC)
'Lindsay does not have a problem with alcohol or drugs,' the lawyer said. 'She is totally sober.'

surrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee
lachica2000 3rd-Mar-2013 04:00 am (UTC)
Yeah, I'm sure educators and parents of children with special needs are just dying to have her show up and steal all the classroom supplies then pitch a bitchfit.
fasdsr2 3rd-Mar-2013 04:00 am (UTC)
rofl @ that title
mikeblitzz 3rd-Mar-2013 04:01 am (UTC)
She can't even help herself though...
jesustolemybike 3rd-Mar-2013 04:01 am (UTC)
this is ot but do people ever make posts w/ candids/photos that are 2/3 weeks old? i feel like i've seen them but my post was rejected b/c my pics were 'weeks old' (& unposted) idgi

vehiclesshockme 3rd-Mar-2013 04:02 am (UTC)
You also left out the part that you needed a different source.
bestsama 3rd-Mar-2013 04:05 am (UTC)
damn
jesustolemybike 3rd-Mar-2013 04:07 am (UTC)
i could have fixed that part though. ? the part about them being old i never knew about. is there a rule? i just wasn't aware.
mario_06 3rd-Mar-2013 04:11 am (UTC)
No need to be mean IMO-I think they wee just genuinely curious. :(
burn_a_miracle 3rd-Mar-2013 04:02 am (UTC)
She doesn't need to be around children. And she certainly doesn't need to use them to get outta jail.
killetheth 3rd-Mar-2013 04:04 am (UTC)
LOLWUT
fukd_by_sugar 3rd-Mar-2013 04:22 pm (UTC)
she's been trying to help children for years...

"I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages---a chain of them." - Lindsay Lohan
stormer1_1 3rd-Mar-2013 04:54 pm (UTC)
TGIHomeless?
twowaymirrrors 3rd-Mar-2013 08:08 pm (UTC)
lmao a chain of orphanages oh boy
viicckky 3rd-Mar-2013 04:06 am (UTC)
So parents had a problem with Sasha Grey reading to kindergarten children but Lilo is a-okay ..I doubt that
wonderwomanhero 3rd-Mar-2013 04:08 am (UTC)
that still infuriates me to this day
bellarouze 3rd-Mar-2013 04:09 am (UTC)
wtf can you say about sasha thats G rated & not a lie, at least with lilo you can pop in parent trap then have her read a book
vehiclesshockme 3rd-Mar-2013 04:11 am (UTC)
So she should never be allowed to be around children ever right? It's not like she was showing them porn.
wonderwomanhero 3rd-Mar-2013 04:14 am (UTC)
She was reading a Dr Seuss book to them, she wasn't dressed inappropriately or doing anything inappropriately or simulating sex to the kids. The parents were being dumbasses.
dubiously 3rd-Mar-2013 04:32 am (UTC)
That she's a human being who cares about children and their education. Simple.
makenoapology 3rd-Mar-2013 04:07 am (UTC)
they're seriously trying everything

it's a matter of time before he says they're shipping her off to a nunnery
wonderwomanhero 3rd-Mar-2013 04:08 am (UTC)
Shit lawyer get it together
evett 3rd-Mar-2013 04:09 am (UTC)
I'm just here for the Jinxk gif.

I just noticed that LOGO will be free until 3/36 (on dish network) so now I don't have to wait for a drag race stream link for a month :D
elvenqueen86 3rd-Mar-2013 04:12 am (UTC)
Is LOGO something you usually have to pay for? It's included in like basic digital cable packages with Comcast.
evett 3rd-Mar-2013 04:23 am (UTC)
You have to pay for blockbuster @home to get the package which includes LOGO. It is so dumb.
schexyschteve 3rd-Mar-2013 04:24 am (UTC)
Nope, not with the most basic of cable plans (the $70/month one). The 2nd most basic cable plan includes LOGO though.
deathbytamarind 3rd-Mar-2013 04:42 am (UTC)
Also here for queen Jinkx
turi 3rd-Mar-2013 05:26 am (UTC)
R U SRS
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