People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!
"I just hope it doesn't pop out with a weird accent."
– Channing Tatum, on his and wife Jenna's plan to give birth in London, on Jimmy Kimmel Live
"You look like an old girlfriend of mine."
– Jack Nicholson, while crashing an interview to congratulate Jennifer Lawrence on her Oscar win
"Oh, really? Do I look like a new girlfriend?"
– Jennifer Lawrence, turning on the charm
"I'm trying to get back to my original weight of 8 pounds and 15 ounces."
– Wynonna Judd, on the reason she's joining this season's cast of Dancing with the Stars
"Does anyone know how to turn these things off?"
– Josh Duhamel, channeling Katy Perry in a promo for his Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards hosting gig
"I'm trying to re-enter society. I've been in this building for 18 hours a day and I feel like I just got out of prison and I don't know how to act right."
– Tina Fey, on life after 30 Rock, on The Late Show with David Letterman
"We write songs about boys and sex together. That may not be normal to the average psychiatrist out there but I think it's pretty cool."
– Ke$ha, on collaborating with her mother
"We look so much alike that I could be his twin! I asked him out to dinner so that I could teach him some new dancing moves."
– Richard Simmons, on meeting former Dancing with the Stars pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy
"I'm worried about it because my boobs could fall into my dinner, so I'm being very careful."
– Heidi Klum, on the risks of her cleavage-baring Oscars dress
"I say give it a good six months before you commit. Feelings change, even if it seems so lustful."
– Kim Kardashian's marriage advice, to Cosmo
"I am smiling – you just can't tell because I have a beard!"
– George Clooney, while getting his Oscar engraved at the Governors Ball, to PEOPLE
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Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?
| Channing can count to Potatum |
   47 (10.9%) |
| J&J: New Couple Alert! |
| 193 (44.8%) |
| Wynonna: 1st voted out |
| 68 (15.8%) |
| Josh and his sweet tits |
| 2 (0.5%) |
| Tina "surrounded by poop" Fey |
| 35 (8.1%) |
| $o your mom is just a$ lame? |
| 5 (1.2%) |
| Sweating to the dancing stars |
| 7 (1.6%) |
| Tits McGee or Hootie McBoobies? |
| 10 (2.3%) |
| LOL SIX MONTHS ARE YOU KIDDING ME |
| 30 (7.0%) |
| Grumpy Clooney |
| 34 (7.9%) |
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,2
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You're dumb as a box of hair.
Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer, in a memo ending telecommuting for company employees
but, as a parent, the quote rubbed me the wrong way. especially since she JUST had a kid herself.
He'd hate it if they stopped allowing telecommuting. Honestly, his coworkers are more distracting and needy than the baby and I could ever be.
when i'm home? even if i work for four hours instead of eight, i get more done
also, does anyone know what kind of jobs let ppl tele-commute? i'm in college and the thought of having to spend 8 hrs a day at a desk is my own personal nightmare. i know the work will still need to be done and i'm good with self-discipline but the whole aspect of having to deal with co-workers and all that social bs sucks
So as she is doing the exam I was super tense and she was having trouble. And then she actually was like, ARE YOU EVEN SEXUALLY ACTIVE. I have never been so humiliated in my life.
I have the same anxiety about doctor's offices, and they're often rude to me as well, which always sucks since I can't help it
(btw last time i was at the gynecologist she was telling me about grown women who have had children who are too scared to come in for the test and otherwise get super anxious during it. so don't feel embarrassed)
ETA the best gyno I've ever been to was this super like hippy-dippy clinic next to a yoga studio with a whole water birthing room n ish. Maybe find one of those near you? Their whole philosophy is the like "accept all sorts of people" yadda yadda thing so I feel they're way less likely to be judgey shits.
Edited at 2013-03-03 02:55 am (UTC)
I thought it was hilarious, but I can see how others would be offended by stuff like that.
if it really really starts to bother you, call the office and talk to the office manager. it might not do much in the bigger picture beyond make you feel better for being heard.
kitty is sticking his tongue out at them for you.
She tried prescribing a Valium a couple of times but the painkiller route works better for me.
Honestly Pap smears, etc have never gotten easier for me over the years - and I've had a baby! You'd think if anything would desensitize you it would be that. But no.
Also your doctor sounds like a sadistic asshole - you should really find a different one. Maybe try someone in a women's health practice specifically?
No doctor should ever make you feel like that.
I had that happen to me and I had been married awhile, so go figure.
I had an AWESOME Nurse Practitioner who would help me and taught me to breathe and stuff.
Then another time I had a terrible ob-gyn and she was giving me the exam and put that speculum thing in and she hurt me and I tensed and it shot out at her. Heh. BEYOTCHIE.
I hope you never have to be humiliated like that again.
I switched doctors immediately and found a wonderful woman who always took the time to make me feel comfortable, always stopped if it was too much for me, and made jokes to lighten the mood and distract me from how uncomfortable it was.
The right doctor is out there! You just have to keep looking! Good luck bb!
Edited at 2013-03-03 02:29 am (UTC)
Wait, is he officially off the show 5ever now? Am I really that blessed?
In retrospect, I can't believe we were that crazy, but I would't take it back for the world.
I just can't get over that story. Also, they just bought a new car. There goes the upholstery. whoops.
Also, I feel like she should get some sort of super awesome care package. I'm considering making her some sort of medal and getting her a gift certificate to a spa.
i know someone who was getting into the car to go to the hospital, decided she wouldn't make it in time, called the paramedics... when they got there they threw her on her bed just in time for the baby to like, fly out of her. when she tells it now she's just like "lol that was crazy."
ugh he is gross tho I would yank the baby out if he tried to stick his face near my vag.
the care package sounds like a great idea. i'm sure she'd really appreciate a little time to relax after dealing with a newborn for a few weeks.
Edited at 2013-03-03 03:03 am (UTC)
yeah a care package would be great. lots of ways you could do it too. from little things that are her favs and relaxing to a lunch to well lots of things.