People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

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"I just hope it doesn't pop out with a weird accent."

– Channing Tatum, on his and wife Jenna's plan to give birth in London, on Jimmy Kimmel Live











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"You look like an old girlfriend of mine."

– Jack Nicholson, while crashing an interview to congratulate Jennifer Lawrence on her Oscar win

"Oh, really? Do I look like a new girlfriend?"

– Jennifer Lawrence, turning on the charm















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"I'm trying to get back to my original weight of 8 pounds and 15 ounces."

– Wynonna Judd, on the reason she's joining this season's cast of Dancing with the Stars
















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"Does anyone know how to turn these things off?"

– Josh Duhamel, channeling Katy Perry in a promo for his Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards hosting gig
















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"I'm trying to re-enter society. I've been in this building for 18 hours a day and I feel like I just got out of prison and I don't know how to act right."

– Tina Fey, on life after 30 Rock, on The Late Show with David Letterman
















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"We write songs about boys and sex together. That may not be normal to the average psychiatrist out there but I think it's pretty cool."

– Ke$ha, on collaborating with her mother















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"We look so much alike that I could be his twin! I asked him out to dinner so that I could teach him some new dancing moves."

– Richard Simmons, on meeting former Dancing with the Stars pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy
















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"I'm worried about it because my boobs could fall into my dinner, so I'm being very careful."

– Heidi Klum, on the risks of her cleavage-baring Oscars dress

















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"I say give it a good six months before you commit. Feelings change, even if it seems so lustful."

– Kim Kardashian's marriage advice, to Cosmo

















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"I am smiling – you just can't tell because I have a beard!"

– George Clooney, while getting his Oscar engraved at the Governors Ball, to PEOPLE




Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?

Channing can count to Potatum
47(10.9%)
J&J: New Couple Alert!
193(44.8%)
Wynonna: 1st voted out
68(15.8%)
Josh and his sweet tits
2(0.5%)
Tina "surrounded by poop" Fey
35(8.1%)
$o your mom is just a$ lame?
5(1.2%)
Sweating to the dancing stars
7(1.6%)
Tits McGee or Hootie McBoobies?
10(2.3%)
LOL SIX MONTHS ARE YOU KIDDING ME
30(7.0%)
Grumpy Clooney
34(7.9%)



Source:

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20678199,00.html



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