6:57 pm - 03/02/2013
Ke$ha turned 26 yesterday, Crushable presents her with a life achievement list
Everything Ke$ha’s Ever Done: Ranked From Least To Most Offensive
Making a list of the most offensive things someone’s done is hard when a quick Google search brings up headlines like, “Pens song about vagina with mum.” I am, of course, talking about Ke$ha, who woke up this morning feeling both like P.Diddy and a year older. The glitter-obsessed, Teen Mom-idol turns 26 today. I thought I knew about the crazy stuff Ke$ha’s done, but I had no idea. Reading about this girl on the internet leads you on an insane path of insanity. Beards in her mouth. Tattoos in her mouth. Pee in her mouth. Hmm… I’m sensing a pattern here. Basically, Kedollarsignha has done some weird shit. Love her or hate her– and, just sayin’, I honestly love how fun and free spirited she seems– here’s eight things Ke$ha’s done ranked from least to most offensive.
Number 8 to 6 at the source!
5. This Outfit
4. Lip Tattoo
Ke$ha got a tattoo on the inside of her lip last year that reads, “suck it!” Because if you want to tell someone to suck it, there is no more convenient way than pulling down your lip and baring your tiny tattoo. Unless you just, say, give them the finger or actually say “suck it” out loud.
3. Put Your Beard in My Mouth Blog
Holy crap. I had not heard of this before and IT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE. Ke$ha started a Tumblr of pictures of her with dudes’ beards in her mouth. What?!? And I quote Ms. Dollar-Sign-Ha, “This is like a dating website. But. Just for me. Goodnight beards. I’ll dream of you all. In my mouth.” I love-slash-hate that quote so much.
2. Tweeting Picture of Herself Peeing in the Street
As of my writing this post, Ke$ha’s most recent Tweet reads: “a boa constrictor just renewed my faith in the magic of life. u never know…” I have no idea what that means, but it sounds positive so that’s good. In general Ke$ha seems pretty positive and life loving. You could maybe say she loves life, and sharing her life via Twitter, a little too much. Like when she posted a picture of herself peeing in the street with the caption, “Pee pee on the street. Po Po come n get me if u can find meeee.” In response to the haters, Ke$ha said, much more elegantly than her “pee pee” caption, “It’s an animal instinct as humans and as an animal. I had to pee and outside there’s paparazzi everywhere– what am I supposed to do? I accept it’s uncouth, but it’s just being an animal.”
1. Drinking Her Own Urine
Speaking of urine. For like the fifth time. Ke$ha will soon have a documentary about her life on MTV titled, “Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life.” In an interview about the show, which debuts in April, Ke$ha stated that the show contains “all the things you would want to see and all the things you wouldn’t” for example, drinking her own pee because she was told it was healthy. In the immortal words of Summer Roberts, “Ew!”
Happy 26th, Ke$ha! Keep on keeping it cla$$y!
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Late happy birthday, luv
Making a list of the most offensive things someone’s done is hard when a quick Google search brings up headlines like, “Pens song about vagina with mum.” I am, of course, talking about Ke$ha, who woke up this morning feeling both like P.Diddy and a year older. The glitter-obsessed, Teen Mom-idol turns 26 today. I thought I knew about the crazy stuff Ke$ha’s done, but I had no idea. Reading about this girl on the internet leads you on an insane path of insanity. Beards in her mouth. Tattoos in her mouth. Pee in her mouth. Hmm… I’m sensing a pattern here. Basically, Kedollarsignha has done some weird shit. Love her or hate her– and, just sayin’, I honestly love how fun and free spirited she seems– here’s eight things Ke$ha’s done ranked from least to most offensive.
Number 8 to 6 at the source!
5. This Outfit
4. Lip Tattoo
Ke$ha got a tattoo on the inside of her lip last year that reads, “suck it!” Because if you want to tell someone to suck it, there is no more convenient way than pulling down your lip and baring your tiny tattoo. Unless you just, say, give them the finger or actually say “suck it” out loud.
3. Put Your Beard in My Mouth Blog
Holy crap. I had not heard of this before and IT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE. Ke$ha started a Tumblr of pictures of her with dudes’ beards in her mouth. What?!? And I quote Ms. Dollar-Sign-Ha, “This is like a dating website. But. Just for me. Goodnight beards. I’ll dream of you all. In my mouth.” I love-slash-hate that quote so much.
2. Tweeting Picture of Herself Peeing in the Street
As of my writing this post, Ke$ha’s most recent Tweet reads: “a boa constrictor just renewed my faith in the magic of life. u never know…” I have no idea what that means, but it sounds positive so that’s good. In general Ke$ha seems pretty positive and life loving. You could maybe say she loves life, and sharing her life via Twitter, a little too much. Like when she posted a picture of herself peeing in the street with the caption, “Pee pee on the street. Po Po come n get me if u can find meeee.” In response to the haters, Ke$ha said, much more elegantly than her “pee pee” caption, “It’s an animal instinct as humans and as an animal. I had to pee and outside there’s paparazzi everywhere– what am I supposed to do? I accept it’s uncouth, but it’s just being an animal.”
1. Drinking Her Own Urine
Speaking of urine. For like the fifth time. Ke$ha will soon have a documentary about her life on MTV titled, “Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life.” In an interview about the show, which debuts in April, Ke$ha stated that the show contains “all the things you would want to see and all the things you wouldn’t” for example, drinking her own pee because she was told it was healthy. In the immortal words of Summer Roberts, “Ew!”
Happy 26th, Ke$ha! Keep on keeping it cla$$y!
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Late happy birthday, luv
She could looked for a bathroom.
She could have not taken the picture.
She could have not posted it.
She could have behaved like someone older than 8.
So many options.
Edited at 2013-03-02 06:16 pm (UTC)
feeling wiser now..NOT lmao
i have 5 years to get it togetha
fuuuuck nevermind. D:
then again where I'm from, we only do ACTs sooooo.
I'm kind of glad I get mistaken for 17 instead of 37.
A big part of me says that she's not crazy. I think she knows exactly what she's doing and is laughing all the way to the bank.