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Holly Madison Plans to Eat Her Own Placenta, January Jones Calls Such Consumption "Very Civilized"



She may still be with child, but Holly Madison is already having a post-pregnancy craving.

"This might sound gross, but I'm totally plannng on having my placenta turned into pills I can take after giving birth," the former Playboy model and Girls Next Door star wrote Wednesday on her blog. "I heard it helps women recover faster and I want to recover as quickly as I can!"

Hugh Hefner's ex added, "Have any other moms out there done this?"


Well, as a matter of fact, Holly, some have. In particular, January Jones, who revealed back in March 2012 that she had opted to consume her placenta after welcoming son Xander.

And in the latest issue of Britain's Glamour, the Mad Men actress talks about how it simply worked wonders.

"It's a very civilized thing that can help women with depression or fatigue," Jones told the magazine. "I was never depressed or sad or down after the baby was born, so I'd highly suggest it to any pregnant woman."


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rickmansvoice WHY EAT IT WHEN YOU CAN TURN IT INTO A TEDDY BEAR!!!!28th-Feb-2013 05:21 pm (UTC)


Alex Green’s ‘Twin Teddy Kit’ ‘celebrates the unity of the infant, the mother and the placenta,’ and enables preparation of the placenta so it may be transformed into a teddy bear. The placenta must be cut in half and rubbed with sea salt to cure it. After it is dried out, it is treated with an emulsifying mixture of tannin and egg yolk to make it soft and pliable. Then, you craft it into a teddy bear.

omw wonderful tbh
your kid will have a placenta friend to cuddle!!!!!1
trixielollipop Re: WHY EAT IT WHEN YOU CAN TURN IT INTO A TEDDY BEAR!!!!28th-Feb-2013 05:24 pm (UTC)
People are so fucking weird, lmao.
smokesinatra Re: WHY EAT IT WHEN YOU CAN TURN IT INTO A TEDDY BEAR!!!!28th-Feb-2013 05:24 pm (UTC)
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
deltabean Re: WHY EAT IT WHEN YOU CAN TURN IT INTO A TEDDY BEAR!!!!28th-Feb-2013 05:34 pm (UTC)
wtf
meteor_stream Re: WHY EAT IT WHEN YOU CAN TURN IT INTO A TEDDY BEAR!!!!28th-Feb-2013 05:38 pm (UTC)
It looks like it was made by Pyramid Head.
shining_starsxx Re: WHY EAT IT WHEN YOU CAN TURN IT INTO A TEDDY BEAR!!!!28th-Feb-2013 05:40 pm (UTC)
Jesus fucking Christ I wish I could unsee this.
blessedbell Re: WHY EAT IT WHEN YOU CAN TURN IT INTO A TEDDY BEAR!!!!28th-Feb-2013 05:42 pm (UTC)
I... think this is a bit much, yes.
keyspitter Re: WHY EAT IT WHEN YOU CAN TURN IT INTO A TEDDY BEAR!!!!28th-Feb-2013 05:56 pm (UTC)
LMAO.
buncha_cruncha Re: WHY EAT IT WHEN YOU CAN TURN IT INTO A TEDDY BEAR!!!!28th-Feb-2013 06:04 pm (UTC)
That is so fucking creepy
crazyventures Re: WHY EAT IT WHEN YOU CAN TURN IT INTO A TEDDY BEAR!!!!28th-Feb-2013 06:15 pm (UTC)
That looks like something out of a horror movie
burn_a_miracle 28th-Feb-2013 05:24 pm (UTC)
Sorry to go OT, but this is really bugging me...

Today is the 8th anniversary of a girl at my high school committing suicide. She was a junior and I was a freshman. I never really talked to her and she didn't really have any friends. She was bullied a lot because of her weight. Well, today these girls I graduated with are calling her an inspiration and calling her a friend and calling for an end to bullying. This wouldn't bother me, but one of these girls made fun of me a lot in high school and I know for damn sure the other ones didn't say a word to her when she was alive. They didn't stand up for her, they weren't her friend, they probably made fun of her themselves and yet, here they are, putting up facebook statuses like they gave a fuck about her when she was alive. Its just so self serving and gross that people are using the death of a 17 year old girl to show the world that they're good people and get fb likes.
smokesinatra 28th-Feb-2013 05:26 pm (UTC)
this happens a lot and it's completely shitty. people do the same things with celebs -- omfg she was such an inspiration!!! when they were not at all fans at all or w/e. it's like this really sad excuse to stroke your own ego for ~appreciating someone special~

newsflash, appreciating them while they were ALIVE would mean so much more, dickweeds
burn_a_miracle 28th-Feb-2013 05:35 pm (UTC)
Omg, Ikr? I feel for the girl because I've been at that dark place before because of bullying and my weight. I understand how she might have felt, but I didn't know her. I didn't go to her funeral or her wake because I didn't know her and it would have been disrespectful to intrude while her family was grieving and saying goodbye.
rickmansvoice 28th-Feb-2013 05:32 pm (UTC)
Well, it's been 8 years so there's a chance they've realised bullying is wrong, but based on what you're saying, they just want fb likes and are gross human beings. But I wouldn't call them out publicly if I were you, bb, in case the thought crosses your mind. That would only make you look bad even if you're right, people are just stupid. I'd definitely say something to them if I had the chance though.
deltabean 28th-Feb-2013 05:38 pm (UTC)
That is so digusting. It really does sound like they are trying to get Facebook likes and nothing but that.
blessedbell 28th-Feb-2013 05:44 pm (UTC)
they haven't changed. this is very telling.
shining_starsxx 28th-Feb-2013 05:45 pm (UTC)
People are terrible. I had a friend in high school that had a brain aneurysm in her freshman year of college. All the people in the school that talked shit about her from school started posting statuses about how much they "loved" her "miss her soooo much". They posted on her wall and everything. It pissed me off. I mean I understand wishing her well,but don't act like you were bffs.

Sorry for writing you a novel.
xdecadentx 28th-Feb-2013 07:29 pm (UTC)
URGH people suck.
cruel_idol 28th-Feb-2013 05:24 pm (UTC)
Afternoon wank is delicious.
pilotparties21 28th-Feb-2013 05:26 pm (UTC)
omg placenta burgers

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so_chic_doll 28th-Feb-2013 05:26 pm (UTC)
ew

i'm eating my mac & cheese

now i don't know if i want to continue to eat it...
x_noisekisses 28th-Feb-2013 06:03 pm (UTC)
mac and cheese with placenta bits!
diggingtrouble 28th-Feb-2013 05:32 pm (UTC)
ahhh whenever i had my son i couldn't even look at the placenta, let alone think about eating it. even in pill form i don't think i'd be able to do it. but then again i'm one of those ~terrible~ moms who had a hospital birth with an epidural and formula fed instead of breastfeeding, so.
mhfromnh 28th-Feb-2013 05:42 pm (UTC)
you sound like my kind of mom. I'm going a similar route when I have kids.
anchors_oceans 28th-Feb-2013 05:43 pm (UTC)
you pretty much hit my exact future birthing plan on the head so i guess i'm going to be a sucky mother lol.
thishollywood 28th-Feb-2013 05:46 pm (UTC)
terribule!!!! ur settin ur kid up 4 a lifetime of failure!
smokesinatra 28th-Feb-2013 05:47 pm (UTC)
do people give you shit for formula?? my friends are all popping out kids now and they recoil in horror at the suggestion of formula rather than breastfeeding and I will never stop rolling my eyes
diggingtrouble 28th-Feb-2013 05:52 pm (UTC)
alllll the time. not usually as much from people who i actually know irl but if you post that you're a formula feeding mom on tumblr people actually think it's the worst thing ever. i don't have any problem with other people breastfeeding, but i'm personally not comfortable pulling out my boobs in front of people. formula was just so much easier and my son's always been really healthy so idg what the big deal is.
shining_starsxx 28th-Feb-2013 05:49 pm (UTC)
This is probably what I would do. It's cool if anyone else wants to take it in pill form.To each their own I guess.
burn_a_miracle 28th-Feb-2013 06:03 pm (UTC)
I'm one of those terrible moms, too.
lack_ofcolour 28th-Feb-2013 06:49 pm (UTC)
I, too, am a terrible hospital birthing, epidural having, formula feeding mom. So you're not alone. Though they did convince me to use the full-length mirror during the birth for inspiration. Admittedly, it helped, but it was just... not something I'd ever want to watch ever again. And the nurse gleefully showed me the placenta, and... yeah. Things that are burned into my brain that I sorta wish weren't there, lol.
pink_dog 28th-Feb-2013 07:42 pm (UTC)
Same. Psychologically, I "needed my body to myself" after pregnancy. Formula let me get my sense of self back. It would have been worse, imo, to breastfeed and have baby sense that I did not enjoy it. Instead I had billions of warm snuggly moments with her and a bottle, and no weird undercurrents of negative feelings.
orion_black 28th-Feb-2013 05:36 pm (UTC)
I could not do that. I would look at the pills and throw up tbh.
mhfromnh 28th-Feb-2013 05:40 pm (UTC)
if you're a wild animal.
pastelstar 28th-Feb-2013 05:43 pm (UTC)
Ew
violue 28th-Feb-2013 05:43 pm (UTC)
D:
vonlisbon 28th-Feb-2013 05:44 pm (UTC)
Meh, if you have the cash to have it done safely, why the hell not? It ain't like it's gonna hurt you, even if it doesn't help you.
ohbubbajoan 28th-Feb-2013 05:46 pm (UTC)
it's the first time i hear about this and i'm kinda of shocked.
superdogbiter 28th-Feb-2013 05:55 pm (UTC)
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_underwhelmed 28th-Feb-2013 06:20 pm (UTC)
i fucking love this commercial
kaiserschmarrn 28th-Feb-2013 05:56 pm (UTC)
Suddenly it all makes sense. I used to wonder why the placenta is called "Mutterkuchen" (mother cake) in German.
this_repetition 28th-Feb-2013 05:56 pm (UTC)
She looks great.
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