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10:47 pm - 02/27/2013

Law and Order: SVU not giving a damn (SPOILERS)

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Chris Brown & Rihanna will never be able to escape the night he viciously beat her on the night of the 2009 Grammys. Four years later, that incident was the basis for this week’s ‘Law & Order: SVU’ — but did NBC do the story justice?

Chris Brown must always live with his violent past against Rihanna, which is now forever documented on the Feb. 27 episode of Law & Order: SVU. But rather than a straight re-telling of Chris and Rihanna’s story, the writers took things a little further, predicting what could happen if a “promising singer” were to stay with her “popular hip-hop star” boyfriend and remain silent when he acted out.

The Episode Begins With The Beating

The episode awkwardly began with a caption on the screen telling us it was notbased on anyone in real life. We see a young singer named Misha performing a duet with Caleb Bryant — interesting initials “CB” — showing that they are really in love with each other. Dave Navarro plays the sound engineer, and one of the few people excited that Misha will become a singing sensation. Then, two seconds after kissing on Misha, Caleb moves onto a background singer that looks exactly like Karrueche Tran. Misha obviously sees what is going on, but instead of handling it like a man, Caleb beats her up in front of a handful of people.

Caleb is a big jerk, getting a hold of his lawyer by saying, “Somebody call my jew!” when he gets arrested for the beating that has now been blasted all over Perez Hilton‘s website. What’s alsointeresting is that when this happens, they actually have the words “Chris Brown & Rihanna” on screen. Comparing this beating to the one of Chris and RiRi were involved in is art imitating life.

The Chris Brown Character (Caleb Bryant) Gets Away With The Assault

Though he is arrested, Caleb goes onto The Wendy Williams Show to apologize, offering Misha a friendship ring. Then he actually violates a restraining order when the police find him in bed with her, so he gets sent to court and receives another slap on the wrist. The cops continue to be frustrated that he gets away with things, over and over. Caleb even gets arrested again when he is found with pot, but Misha continues to fall in love with him. Going back to the man who abused her; it certanly sounds like Rihanna and Chris, doesn’t it?

Truth & Fiction Begin To Blur

During a record release party, Caleb breaks his restraining order again, shooting and killing his former band manager, and harming Misha again. Caleb may be a huge thug, but he has tons of talent, so his fans and the law are at an odds. Misha continues to lie for her love, even covering for him while the police visit her in the hospital.

But its the death of his former band manager, who is now Misha’s band manager, that really gets the case moving forward — because she actually cares for the man she calls “Brass.” The cops bring Brass’s family to make Misha start talking, and it works.

Misha (Rihanna) Finally Tells The Cops The Truth

Misha claims it all started when she found a text on Caleb’s phone in a club from another girl. That was the first beating, which was actually very similar to Chris and Rihanna’s infamous moment in 2009 when he beat her after arguing over a text! Back to the show, Misha admits that Caleb shot Brass and the case moves forward to get Caleb the punishment he deserves.

Misha & Caleb’s Shocking Twist Ending

Caleb goes back to court as Misha doesn’t tell the truth on all the incidents which gets the case thrown out, and the cops very upset. The police suggest the next thing that will happen is that Caleb will kill her — and they’re right! Caleb and Misha go to Bermuda on a private yacht, and when she gets him mad again after another text, he kills her.

Overall, the show took some liberties in re-telling — and adding onto — the couple’s story, but pretty much wrapped things up exactly as they are: Chris is a violent man and Rihanna accepts a bad man in her life. How sad!



BONUS: What I Noticed

1.Caleb Bryant = Chris Brown

The woman beater's name in tonight's episode had the same initials as Chris Brown. Coincidence? Not.

2.Caleb wore a similar outfit while apologizing to the public on Wendy Williams' show as Chris did on Larry King's show.

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I cried at the end of this episode :( At least Mariska was flawless, as usual. She wasn't playing any games in this episode.

And OMG at them killing the Jay Z type character. Poor fake Beyonce :(
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redaodai 28th-Feb-2013 03:53 am (UTC)
I haven't seen this episode yet (downloading as I type), but I hope it's good.
mondler_4ever 28th-Feb-2013 03:54 am (UTC)
Infuriating mostly. But it kept me watching.
smashmortion 28th-Feb-2013 04:03 am (UTC)
do you happen to have a download link?
stellar_ball 28th-Feb-2013 04:24 am (UTC)
It was so lame. And the acting was the woooorst.
professor_chaos 28th-Feb-2013 03:55 am (UTC)
i thought her name was Michah? i thought it was just more ridic than usual that he killed her right at the end by throwing her over a boat.
mondler_4ever 28th-Feb-2013 03:56 am (UTC)
Misha/Micha/Michah. It's one of those names that no one will spell right.

I think SVU was just trying to push an agenda that domestic violence cases usually end like this. Like they said, they had to just wait for the inevitable.
professor_chaos 28th-Feb-2013 04:00 am (UTC)
SVU with an agenda? say it isn't so

it was just too contrived. it would've been way more accurate to show that, like the real people they were portraying she just went back to him and ended it there. but then i should not expect accuracy from this show

ohmiya_sg 28th-Feb-2013 05:37 am (UTC)
I'm just annoyed there's a girl named Misha because it adds to the confusion when anyone talks about Misha Collins.
stussytribe 28th-Feb-2013 03:55 am (UTC)
i couldnt watch this like the preview last week was so sad to me tbh
professor_chaos 28th-Feb-2013 03:56 am (UTC)
interesting to see Dave Navarro on the show. Perez and Wendy Williams also made cameos.
williammiller 28th-Feb-2013 04:16 am (UTC)
I wonder how long it took for Dave Navarro to flat iron his hair.
somefantastic 28th-Feb-2013 04:16 am (UTC)
Dave Navarro was so rando though
stellawuzadiver 28th-Feb-2013 05:33 am (UTC)
I'm surprised he's held up so well.
bluepassiflora 28th-Feb-2013 03:57 am (UTC)
And OMG at them killing the Jay Z type character. Poor fake Beyonce :(

I shouldn't have, given the context, but I LMAO-ed at this.
rolt_me 28th-Feb-2013 05:22 am (UTC)
lol m2
winonaforever 28th-Feb-2013 07:55 am (UTC)
me too lmao
fauxparadiso 28th-Feb-2013 03:41 pm (UTC)
lol same
_______awshucks 28th-Feb-2013 03:57 am (UTC)
Idk why I still watch..it's not as good as it used to be. I'll definitely be watching this later though..OP, you may want to put the spoilers behind a cut for others who haven't watched yet.
deseti_prsten 28th-Feb-2013 03:58 am (UTC)
This recap sounds like it was written by a 12 year old who just watched SVU for the first time. So, it's hilarious in a bad, bad way.

I forgot all about this episode. Idk if I wanna see it now... does he finally get caught in the end?
williammiller 28th-Feb-2013 04:51 am (UTC)
It just ends with her death and the clip of her singing as a little girl and that's it.

Edited at 2013-02-28 04:51 am (UTC)
crazyfirecrotch that's so sad28th-Feb-2013 06:19 am (UTC)
imagine a year from now.

rih rih better know what she's doing. he has issues fuureal.
guccipostagurl 28th-Feb-2013 03:58 am (UTC)
Holy shit! Lol wow. I don't even know what to say.
poetic_daze 28th-Feb-2013 03:58 am (UTC)
fuck how did i miss this?!!
noneformethanx 28th-Feb-2013 03:59 am (UTC)
I know! I just checked TV guide and was all NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
rubberkeyhole 28th-Feb-2013 07:00 am (UTC)
it'll be on hulu tomorrow.
eaglefan2011 28th-Feb-2013 03:59 am (UTC)
i forgot about this
rileycakes 28th-Feb-2013 03:59 am (UTC)
this shitfest rn
saybonjour 28th-Feb-2013 04:00 am (UTC)
SVU is like the nicki minaj of crime shows, a hot mess but DGAF
procedurals 28th-Feb-2013 05:35 pm (UTC)
lmao this accuracy
whosoliver 28th-Feb-2013 04:00 am (UTC)
they really need to cancel this show. it's finished.
professor_chaos 28th-Feb-2013 04:02 am (UTC)
it's actually the only show on NBC that they consider their top contender (which isn't saying much) and it's likely to stick around a year or two more as long as Mariska agrees.

Edited at 2013-02-28 04:03 am (UTC)
mondler_4ever 28th-Feb-2013 04:04 am (UTC)
This. The show isn't going anywhere as long as Mariska is there.
marywebgirl 28th-Feb-2013 05:41 am (UTC)
Yet they canceled the original.
williammiller 28th-Feb-2013 04:52 am (UTC)
The only two episodes I really loved this season was the Patricia Arquette episode and the one with the detective's sister.
itspokerface 28th-Feb-2013 04:00 am (UTC)
I cried at the end too. It's a sad situation tbh but I hope the way this episode ended, doesn't happen in real life.

I'm still not over that girl from my school tweeting: 'Rihanna, Beautiful Chris beat you because you are a whore'
nope.
browneyedguuurl 28th-Feb-2013 02:03 pm (UTC)
Omg
rileycakes 28th-Feb-2013 04:01 am (UTC)
caleb's a hottie tho i'm glad to see him in things other than towelhead
williammiller 28th-Feb-2013 04:55 am (UTC)
So that's where I recognized him from.
ohsnapitsdiddy 28th-Feb-2013 06:24 am (UTC)
eww he looks creepy in the OP's post.
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