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1:59 pm - 02/27/2013

The Opie & Anthony Show's First Annual "Gay-Off" Went Disturbingly Wrong.



Premise: Four married heterosexual couples come in the studio. The men have to perform progressively erotic acts with each other and a hired gigolo while the wives watch. Both the men and women can choose to tap out leaving the last couple standing as the winner. The winner gets 1,500 dollars.

Over the last several weeks O&A have lamented the increasingly high amount of homosexuality that has permeated the show. The Gay-Off, which was initially the first in an annual series, was intended to be their goodbye to the gayness so they could move on from it and hopefully salvage their careers/reputations.


The Gay-Off went bad. O&A were stunned into silence by the horror they witnessed. The stench of asshole filled the air as things progressed from tickling and ass sniffing (which O&A naively assumed to be the worst it would get) to making out, fondling and everything shy of penetration/bodily fluids (which aren't allowed). One of the wives was really into it while the other three were said to be staring into space.



WARNING: More than an hour long and NSFW.

In the end there was a two-way tie with the gigolo declaring one of the men to be the winner. The runner-up was unhappy (runner-up only got 300 vs the winner's 1500) and an emergency call to the show sponsor righted things and got the runner-up his 1500 bucks.

After the show Opie encountered one of the couples. The wife was crying because beforehand her husband told her to not tap out because they desperately needed the money, so the wife had to sit there and watch her husband basically have gay sex with strangers and have it broadcast over the radio and across the internet. Opie immediately became depressed. Three relationships were likely damaged by this.

After the show everyone got the fuck out of the studio. Troyquan and Sal felt dirty (they both participated by having their assholes smelled and giving lapdances), Opie and Anthony were disgusted (Anthony described it as "horrendous" and Opie was Twitter-silent for several hours afterwards), E-Rock almost quit the show over it and Primetime Sam Roberts thought it was great and should be an annual thing.

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stephantasm 27th-Feb-2013 07:01 pm (UTC)
why
scarletfbl 27th-Feb-2013 07:04 pm (UTC)
We may never get the answer, SungJoon.
frolickings 27th-Feb-2013 09:02 pm (UTC)
mte just everything about this is a giant 'why'
tkylem 27th-Feb-2013 09:58 pm (UTC)
noneformethanx 27th-Feb-2013 07:01 pm (UTC)
Wow
scarletfbl 27th-Feb-2013 07:02 pm (UTC)
Gay off? GAY. OFF. That's what's really wrong here, not that some guy got really into fondling another guy (in front of his wife, as it were.)
principino 27th-Feb-2013 07:16 pm (UTC)
Well, I think it's supposed to be like, "Spell Off," where contestants spell things correctly or they're OFF the stage. I don't think they're trying to turn anyone's gay off or anything.
fromyourashes 27th-Feb-2013 07:02 pm (UTC)
que
vzylexy 27th-Feb-2013 07:02 pm (UTC)
Uhhhhh....
brenden 27th-Feb-2013 07:02 pm (UTC)
'The stench of asshole filled the air as things progressed from tickling and ass sniffing...'

scarletfbl 27th-Feb-2013 07:06 pm (UTC)
I laughed, ngl.

Someone must stank to high hell to fill the air with the aroma of their asshole. Article writing just ain't what it used to be.
okgoawaynow 27th-Feb-2013 07:21 pm (UTC)
I can't believe she made this face on national television.
abiding 27th-Feb-2013 10:02 pm (UTC)
She did so many great faces:

fireprince 28th-Feb-2013 04:34 am (UTC)
ROFL I love this gif.....
la_petite_singe 27th-Feb-2013 07:03 pm (UTC)
How...how could this ever go well??
ride_the_jitney 27th-Feb-2013 07:07 pm (UTC)
mte in what world was this a good idea?
soba_kasu 27th-Feb-2013 07:45 pm (UTC)
gay porn land
eaglefan2011 27th-Feb-2013 07:24 pm (UTC)
mte
lestat 27th-Feb-2013 07:30 pm (UTC)
mte
nathanandbarry 27th-Feb-2013 07:59 pm (UTC)
ikr?
baroness 27th-Feb-2013 07:03 pm (UTC)
what even
spartacus 27th-Feb-2013 07:04 pm (UTC)
wait wait wait, don't tell me what happens after the cut. I bet it ends great and irl funny.
judgmental 27th-Feb-2013 07:15 pm (UTC)
No, every single guy in the room looked like they wanted to kill thenselves.
spartacus 27th-Feb-2013 07:38 pm (UTC)
oh I am shocked, I say, shocked.
reidacted 27th-Feb-2013 07:59 pm (UTC)
What
wasabi_girl1 27th-Feb-2013 07:04 pm (UTC)
i can't help laughing but i am
kotori99 27th-Feb-2013 07:05 pm (UTC)
Why did they think that was a good idea in the first place.

Edited at 2013-02-27 07:06 pm (UTC)
lovetake_over 27th-Feb-2013 07:05 pm (UTC)
huh??/
rimbaudacious 27th-Feb-2013 07:05 pm (UTC)
This... is something that happened in the actual world, not just John Barrowman's mind?
lestat 27th-Feb-2013 07:31 pm (UTC)
lbr it would have gone smoothly in john barrowman's mind
hemsworth 27th-Feb-2013 08:12 pm (UTC)
true that
kinari_pamyu 27th-Feb-2013 08:26 pm (UTC)
candidcouture 28th-Feb-2013 09:04 pm (UTC)
I would pay a great deal of hard earned cash to make the things in JB's mind a reality.
londonshowers 27th-Feb-2013 07:06 pm (UTC)
I don't know how to react to this
goldengal1193 27th-Feb-2013 07:07 pm (UTC)
muzicnem 27th-Feb-2013 07:09 pm (UTC)
Lol this gif is never not appropriate and hilarious.
poopanna 27th-Feb-2013 07:14 pm (UTC)
mte, donnie.
dontreadmylj 27th-Feb-2013 07:35 pm (UTC)
lmfao
elvenqueen86 27th-Feb-2013 11:04 pm (UTC)
Aaw, I love how he's like the human grumpy cat.... or grumpy cat is the cat Steve Buscemi.
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