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One Million Moms says Geico car insurance ad promotes bestiality


The last time the group One Million Moms got upset about a commercial promoting bestiality was seven months ago. The offensive ad that time was a Skittles commercial that began and ended with a girl making out with a CGI walrus. Just in case you didn't get that, a real live human girl was making out with a real live computer-generated walrus, and One Million Moms (an organization which is, by their own admission, only thousands of moms) publicly wailed and gnashed their teeth over the promotion of bestiality.

Now new charges of unsavory love of animals have been leveled at a Geico commercial featuring repeat character Maxwell the Pig. Maxwell's a CGI swine who's been placed in various situations for more than a year, promoting car insurance giant Geico and its app that allows Maxwell to get speedy service 24 hours a day. In the latest spot, he's on a date and when his car breaks down in a secluded area, and his date isn't in such a hurry for the tow truck to arrive. From where we sit, the way it plays out, though, is totally harmless; most kids wouldn't even get the suggestion, and any kid ought to know that girls just don't get down like that with digital pigs.

One Million Moms has its eye on Geico, though, saying, "A bridesmaid was flirting with the gecko in a different commercial, so this is just becoming a norm for GEICO it seems." If you think you can stand the filth, the commercial at issue is below.



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emerald_soul 27th-Feb-2013 04:00 am (UTC)
Do they protest Family Guy?
swissbeauty23 27th-Feb-2013 04:08 am (UTC)
they protest approximately everything, so i wouldn't be surprised
swissbeauty23 27th-Feb-2013 04:08 am (UTC)
and by protest i mean they type up random Bible quotes and bitch on their Facebook group
luvthatdrtywata 27th-Feb-2013 04:19 am (UTC)
I hope so. Bestiality is a very serious issue facing Americans today. With any hope, they don't stop here. We need to call out these celebrities who continue to promote their deviant lifestyles which include both in and out-of-wedlock fornication with animals.

I hereby call upon Millions of Moms to shine their beacon of light and truth upon...
Matthew Broderick
Brenda Song
Aaron Johnson
Prince Charles
Mike Comrie

All those in opposed to calling out these perverted celebrities...
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All those in favor...
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sevenbeat 27th-Feb-2013 04:27 am (UTC)
LMAO
vervain 27th-Feb-2013 08:25 am (UTC)
lmao
loverelapse 27th-Feb-2013 05:46 pm (UTC)
a+, would read again, etc
arielcharming 27th-Feb-2013 04:00 am (UTC)
Personally, I don't like the ad and I was like ew, what a terrible concept.

But it's not offensive or wrong in the sense OMM makes it.
judgmental 27th-Feb-2013 04:01 am (UTC)
why use a pig tho? there wasn't any pig related jokes or anything

just get a real guy and use that cgi money for better writers for your shitty ads
sastra_fuss 27th-Feb-2013 04:01 am (UTC)
i don't get this commercial. wasn't he a little piggy going weee all the way home? how is he old enough to date now? why am i invested in a fake pig
ellenpage 27th-Feb-2013 04:06 am (UTC)
I love everything about this comment.
williammiller 27th-Feb-2013 04:08 am (UTC)
There was another commercial where he was on a plane and one where he was driving a car, so this pig gets around lol.
saintssin 27th-Feb-2013 04:22 am (UTC)
he's so well-traveled.

Shame he has to deal with so much bigotry, however.

Edited at 2013-02-27 04:22 am (UTC)
mynamehere07 27th-Feb-2013 08:42 am (UTC)
I love that ad. "I believe that when pigs fly,"...."did she just say that?"
miakun 27th-Feb-2013 04:15 am (UTC)
I'm still mad they randomly changed the voice and accent and PERSONALITY of the Geico Gecko and no one ever mentioned it.
fwee_prower 27th-Feb-2013 04:54 am (UTC)
his first commercial was so popular Geico decided to do more commercials with him. It's what happened with the cavemans and the gecko.
lizziey 27th-Feb-2013 05:30 am (UTC)
no one ever said the Little Piggies were kids, though. After all, they're off at market by themselves, leaving another home by himself. :-p
merenwen17 27th-Feb-2013 04:01 am (UTC)
fabouluz 27th-Feb-2013 04:01 am (UTC)
They must have some sense right? Come on, who is going to want to fuck a pig after that ad???
georgie_georgie 27th-Feb-2013 04:01 am (UTC)
lol. Some people have been complaining about the bestiality in Geico commercials for years.
boomstick 27th-Feb-2013 04:01 am (UTC)
I REALLY don't want to agree with these fuck heads, but I always found those commercials gross and creepy. She wants to have sex with that pig!
severalstories 27th-Feb-2013 04:45 am (UTC)
I (reluctantly) agree, though One Million Moms still need to stfd just because.
boomstick 27th-Feb-2013 12:50 pm (UTC)
Oh I agree. Fuck those guys.
zemi_chan 27th-Feb-2013 07:44 am (UTC)
LOL mte.

This commercial and the Skittles one where that girl makes out with a walrus both give me the heebie-jeebies.
littlehayzay 27th-Feb-2013 04:01 am (UTC)
All I can think when I see this commercial is 'ugh furries. terrible'
unique_lilpixie 27th-Feb-2013 04:06 am (UTC)
they're probably their #1 customer
lestat 27th-Feb-2013 04:18 am (UTC)
i bet furrie porn is out there
littlehayzay 27th-Feb-2013 04:23 am (UTC)
that's like saying 'i bet there are fish in the ocean'
brucelynn 27th-Feb-2013 04:02 am (UTC)
Photobucket
fwee_prower 27th-Feb-2013 05:04 am (UTC)
i love this movie
piratesswoop 27th-Feb-2013 04:45 pm (UTC)
omg a battle royale gif
soheavy 27th-Feb-2013 04:02 am (UTC)
Reaching, but anything to get their name in the media, I guess.
crucified 27th-Feb-2013 04:02 am (UTC)
That commercial is dumb as fuck but so are they.
michelleantonia 27th-Feb-2013 10:53 am (UTC)
lol mte
trella24 27th-Feb-2013 04:02 am (UTC)
I have never seen this commercial before.
It's funny, lol

rolt_me 27th-Feb-2013 04:02 am (UTC)
that seal/walrus commercial was uncomfortable.
cruel_idol 27th-Feb-2013 04:03 am (UTC)
Wtf, no.

I understood the first commercial I saw the pig in though and thought it was a one time thing, oh well.



Congrats on first post


Edited at 2013-02-27 04:07 am (UTC)
williammiller 27th-Feb-2013 04:09 am (UTC)
There's been 6 commercials with this pig.

Edited at 2013-02-27 04:13 am (UTC)
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