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Which Drinks Impress McKayla Maroney?



McKayla Maroney is finally satisfied.

The Olympic gymnast, who became an Internet sensation over the summer for her sour face, is scowling all the way to the bank.

This week the Dr Pepper Snapple Group has announced a partnership with Maroney, and the drink company claims to have found something that impresses her. It is unveiling five new soft drinks, each with 10 calories, and they have Maroney turning her frown upside down.

"What we're hoping is the fact she's finally impressed" will "get digital buzz across the Internet," Regan Ebert, senior vice president for marketing at Dr Pepper Snapple, told the New York Times.

The new drinks are 10-calorie versions of 7Up, A&W, Canada Dry, RC and Sunkist, joining Dr Pepper Ten in this category.

Maroney will not appear in advertisements for the new drinks, but she will be in New York on Thursday in a section of Penn Station that will be renamed "Ten Station." For several hours she'll meet the public, and people are encouraged to take photographs of their "impressed" face.



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nene718 27th-Feb-2013 04:04 am (UTC)
and I am thus planning on drinking an entire 2 liter bottle by myself in order to load up on caffeine

sis...
homicidalslayer 27th-Feb-2013 04:25 am (UTC)
There is a nationwide Adderall shortage and my prescriptions keep getting filled later and later.

I'd rather drink a bunch of soda than abuse 24-hour Sudafed/temporarily take up chain smoking.
nene718 27th-Feb-2013 04:45 am (UTC)
oic

why not use caffeine pills?
homicidalslayer 27th-Feb-2013 05:28 am (UTC)
Same reason I don't use coffee: they upset my stomach.

Also, soda is significantly cheaper, and I've had several years to figure out its effect on me, which makes controlling the dosage easier.
lovebum4life 27th-Feb-2013 04:46 am (UTC)
is there really an adderall shortage o__O
homicidalslayer 27th-Feb-2013 05:29 am (UTC)
Coming up on 2 years now
kurtvonnegut 27th-Feb-2013 06:13 am (UTC)
there is generic adderall tho.
homicidalslayer 27th-Feb-2013 06:22 am (UTC)
The shortage for the generics is actually much, much worse since the brand name stuff is so much more expensive (it's a difference of about $70/month).

Besides, generics are subject to very little quality control and that lets companies cut back on the active ingredients.
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