i'm p sure the tomato soup i just ate had mold in it, as in i found big-ass chunks of white shit in the bottom of the bowl when i was almost finished and my mouth tastes weird and ugh.
WebMD says that you will die in approximately.......20 minutes. Your cause of death will be a blood clot that formed while the mold was in your system, and moved up towards your heart.
Kidding(just taking a shot at WebMd). The worse that can happen to you is that you'll get a little sick(throwing up, stomach aches etc.) You should be fine.
One time I got dirt pudding from the deli at like 9pm at night and I took a bite of it and it was mold and then I saw mold on the top. I was so grossed out and haven't had any since but I'm still alive.
I've eaten cereal with chunky milk, a corn dog that I guess had been in the freezer too long because it was purple and shriveled, and made Mac and Cheese with cheese I later found mold all over. I didn't realize with any of these things until I was 75% done. I turned out fine. All three times my stomach started to hurt, but nothing else came of it.
You'll be fine! You will live to comment another day!
5 years ago, I had a bite of some cold leftover roast beef, I had just taken out of the fridge. Turned around and got a plate out of the dishwasher. Went back to the meat and saw tiny white worms crawling out from under one slice.
Once I took a big bite of a slice of cake, and then realized that a large layer of mold had formed under the frosting. Like between the frosting and the cake. And I had just bought it a half hour before. ;o;
Moral of the story, though, is that I did not die. (And check your cake.) You will probably be okay!
As family members should. I'm nearly done my PhD, and yet my family still brings up the time I fell into a trash can in 6th grade every single damn family get together. It's a good reminder that the people who love you don't give a shit about how others view you-they love you even when you're a dumbass.
am i going to die
i'm pretty sure i'm going to die
RIP @ me ONTD can have my internet history
you might have a stomach ache tho
tonight should be fun
Kidding(just taking a shot at WebMd). The worse that can happen to you is that you'll get a little sick(throwing up, stomach aches etc.) You should be fine.
You'll be fine! You will live to comment another day!
I'm still standing.
you might just throw up, but you'll be fine
Moral of the story, though, is that I did not die. (And check your cake.) You will probably be okay!
Holy shit, after thinking, that sounds really sexual! I just mean like they used to sit on her head when she was a kid omg.
Edited at 2013-02-25 10:04 pm (UTC)
what is wrong with me?