My mom was once in a theater watching a play, and this asshole was talking through the whole thing, so she finally turned around and told him to shut the fuck up. When the lights went up, it was Jack Nicholson who did his patented "Who, me?" shrug and grin. She said that if she'd known it was him, she would've said it sooner.
HELL FUCKING YEAH I WOULD
but I'd also be more than a little scared.
"Do I look like a new girlfriend?"
"I thought about it...... I'll be waiting."
what
Say what you want, but I think she has great comedic timing.
She was joking but he clearly wasn't.