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11:07 pm - 02/24/2013

Seth MacFarlane's Jokes: The Worst Of The Bad



Seth MacFarlane isn't known for his political correctness -- but some of the jokes he made while hosting the Oscars Sunday night seemed especially offensive or just plain bad. Here are a few of the worst:

On "Django Unchained": "This is the story of a man fighting to get back his woman, who's been subjected to unthinkable violence. Or as Chris Brown and Rihanna call it, a date movie."

On slavery: "If you bumped into Don Cheadle in the studio lot, would you try and free him?"

On the price of beauty: "For all those women who had the 'flu.' it paid off. Lookin' good."

On Daniel Day Lewis' method acting: "I would argue that the actor who got most inside Lincoln's head was John Wilkes Booth."

On Ben Affleck: "First time I saw him with all that dark facial hair I thought, my God, the Kardashians have finally made the jump to film."

On Hispanic actors: “We’ve reached that point where Javier Bardem, Salma Hayek or Penelope Cruz takes the stage and we have no idea what they’re saying but we don’t care because they’re so attractive.”

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whiskybars 25th-Feb-2013 05:08 am (UTC)
mising the gross qwallis joke and all the other sexist shit he's said
colorstoobright 25th-Feb-2013 05:09 am (UTC)
YUP THIS.
jessepinkman 25th-Feb-2013 05:10 am (UTC)
Whatd he say about her??
whiskybars 25th-Feb-2013 05:13 am (UTC)
he said, "just to put it into perspective how young quvenzhane wallis is, it will be sixteen years before she’s too old for george clooney"

plus im p sure he made fun of her name too
randomcows 25th-Feb-2013 05:10 am (UTC)
wait what did he say about qwallis?
ebertrules 25th-Feb-2013 05:11 am (UTC)
ia
zoaster_toaster 25th-Feb-2013 05:11 am (UTC)
Yup
icangoforthat 25th-Feb-2013 05:12 am (UTC)
mte
foofighter0234 25th-Feb-2013 05:13 am (UTC)
I wanted to kick him in the nuts with a spiked boot when he said that.
nicholasdee 25th-Feb-2013 05:13 am (UTC)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hillaryreinsberg/sexist-things-at-the-oscars

buzzfeed was live updating this all night.
georgie_georgie 25th-Feb-2013 05:08 am (UTC)
it was a bad show.
brucelynn 25th-Feb-2013 05:09 am (UTC)
He is the worst

and rme @ people in this comm rubbing their clits over him
ludagurl3d 25th-Feb-2013 05:09 am (UTC)
THIS
violue 25th-Feb-2013 05:13 am (UTC)
thx 4 the mental imagery
nicolesnitchie 25th-Feb-2013 05:21 am (UTC)
lmao mte
itspokerface 25th-Feb-2013 09:51 pm (UTC)
lol
setsuna16 25th-Feb-2013 05:14 am (UTC)
BB, I thought about how much you must have squealed with delight when Jlaw tripped.
holyfrijoles_2 25th-Feb-2013 05:18 am (UTC)
Seriously. He looks like a creepy piano teacher.
hera_bearrra 25th-Feb-2013 05:19 am (UTC)
Fuck him

What Shatner said is true. Tina and Amy should have hosted.
sevenbeat 25th-Feb-2013 05:20 am (UTC)
he really was. He basically turned the oscar ceremony to a shitty family guy episode imo
lenra 25th-Feb-2013 05:20 am (UTC)
mte
manaconda 25th-Feb-2013 05:22 am (UTC)
mte
pantspolice 25th-Feb-2013 05:25 am (UTC)
some people here actually like him??
invisible_cunt 25th-Feb-2013 05:31 am (UTC)
i was cringing throughout the show whenever he was on
teaaet 25th-Feb-2013 05:31 am (UTC)
he was bad. but i'll give him a lot of credit for that mel gibson joke.
christophwaltz 25th-Feb-2013 05:32 am (UTC)
fucking hate him
batty_gal 25th-Feb-2013 05:33 am (UTC)
agreed with everything. ugh.
nikim 25th-Feb-2013 05:50 am (UTC)
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I thought he was hot for like 2 secs until then he started to talk and BAM! sahara desert
peddlestools 25th-Feb-2013 05:51 am (UTC)
for once we agree on something
flashe 25th-Feb-2013 06:23 am (UTC)
ew really are ppl into him here? he's a piece of trash tbh
zemi_chan 25th-Feb-2013 06:24 am (UTC)
mte.
beatlesluv 25th-Feb-2013 06:33 am (UTC)
MTE
koala_d 25th-Feb-2013 09:27 am (UTC)
I am not surprised he is an asshole- look at the "humor" of American Dad/Family Guy
mjspice 25th-Feb-2013 03:31 pm (UTC)
Lol Sis.
msmortician 25th-Feb-2013 05:09 am (UTC)
this fucking guy.
bulimia 25th-Feb-2013 05:09 am (UTC)
it wasn't awful (like i expected), but i also got as drunk as fuck so...
noon 25th-Feb-2013 05:09 am (UTC)
yeah he sux
_keng_ 25th-Feb-2013 05:09 am (UTC)
I felt a lot of second-hand embarrassment watching him tonight. :-S
__nocturna 25th-Feb-2013 05:09 am (UTC)
I think he's funny, I don't mind his off-color humor
lipstickbitches 25th-Feb-2013 05:20 am (UTC)
same. he did a better job than i thought he would
roguedandelion 25th-Feb-2013 05:23 am (UTC)
Seriously. Isn't this what he's know for? Almost exclusively?
__nocturna 25th-Feb-2013 05:29 am (UTC)
Yep. ONTD has always hated him though, I am not shocked by everyone's reactions. Most people I know IRL thought he did a good job fwiw
vampireslayer7x 25th-Feb-2013 09:32 am (UTC)
Loving this icon omg
sprywonderdog 25th-Feb-2013 05:35 am (UTC)
I'm getting even more of a laugh out of the fact people are completely making things up and saying he said it. "I can't believe he made a sex joke about a child!" What in God's name was I watching because I never heard such a thing.
lovepollution 25th-Feb-2013 05:37 am (UTC)
I thought he did a good job. I actually laughed a few times and didn't get bored, which are both things I haven't done while watching the Oscars for the past few years.
grumpibear501 25th-Feb-2013 05:44 am (UTC)
seriously. i thought he was awesome and so much better than some of the past hosts. i want him to host again. all his jokes were current and i didn't really find them offensive. maybe i'm just jaded now. people say worse in this community.
paranoiattaque 25th-Feb-2013 05:51 am (UTC)
yeah, i was surprised at how funny i thought he was since i can't stand family guy/ted.. hahaha. i thought he did really well with the general crappiness of the writing of the show.
delicious_pocky 25th-Feb-2013 06:36 am (UTC)
lol i agree. i mean, what the fuck people were expecting? he did exactly what everyone knew he was doing.
m_h_p 25th-Feb-2013 06:51 am (UTC)
I like how he took some genuine jabs at people in the room.

It's so annoying when awards shows just blow smoke up stars' asses - and it's amusing when some massive egos get pricked.
amethystcitrine 25th-Feb-2013 11:55 am (UTC)
Yeah, I realize his humor isn't everyone's cup of tea, but the John Wilkes Booth joke killed me.
manubibi 25th-Feb-2013 12:15 pm (UTC)
ia. JLaw thinks he's funny too and I'll always dig her for not taking herself so srsly.
_myaugust 25th-Feb-2013 03:54 pm (UTC)
Same.
cukoo4cocopuffs 25th-Feb-2013 04:14 pm (UTC)
I thought he did a pretty good job. Not surprised people on here are freaking out.
jessepinkman 25th-Feb-2013 05:09 am (UTC)
Sam Jackson. Still robbed


John hawkes too
theblackwidow 25th-Feb-2013 05:13 am (UTC)
mte
filmorejive 25th-Feb-2013 05:14 am (UTC)
mte about john hawkes. luv him and he's overlooked constantly.
she_rockstar 25th-Feb-2013 08:19 pm (UTC)
THIS!
vehiclesshockme 25th-Feb-2013 05:17 am (UTC)
I knew there was no way he would win but I'm still ticked John Hawkes wasn't nominated. He should have had Hugh's spot.
londonshowers 25th-Feb-2013 05:18 am (UTC)
It upsets me how all award season Sam hasn't barely been even nominated
cheeseasauras 25th-Feb-2013 05:29 am (UTC)
Sam not being nominated is such bullshit. He was so amazing in Django.
guccipucci 25th-Feb-2013 05:33 am (UTC)
lol @ john hawkes
malorn 25th-Feb-2013 05:36 am (UTC)
so glad Hawkes got the Spirit award last night
leopard_legs 25th-Feb-2013 05:11 pm (UTC)
Sam is robbed every year, he should constantly be nominated
he was terrifying in django...he should have been in supporting, christoph was lead
foofighter0234 25th-Feb-2013 05:09 am (UTC)
He got on my "I fucking hate you please go die in a fire" list tonight.
bulimia 25th-Feb-2013 05:09 am (UTC)
but BITE ME every single jennifer lawrence naysayer. I am gunning 4 u
brucelynn 25th-Feb-2013 05:10 am (UTC)
She can have a Grammy , Oscar , Tony , every award in the book and I will still think she is a pos :/

whosoliver 25th-Feb-2013 05:16 am (UTC)
good for you
mikachanyo 25th-Feb-2013 05:19 am (UTC)
hahah <3
luminaris 25th-Feb-2013 05:22 am (UTC)
She's still an ignorant piece of shit.
pixiegerms 25th-Feb-2013 05:28 am (UTC)
she will think of you too i'm sure.

oh wait.
kalie_m 25th-Feb-2013 05:42 am (UTC)
mte. I can't believe ONTD sticks up for her and thinks everyone who doesn't like her is just a "hater." She's said and done a bunch of ignorant shit omg.
gaybash 25th-Feb-2013 05:10 am (UTC)
take a fall
foofighter0234 25th-Feb-2013 05:11 am (UTC)
I love Jennifer so much it hurts. She is fucking flawless and whoever says otherwise can fuck right off.
_keng_ 25th-Feb-2013 05:12 am (UTC)
I don't get the JLaw hate? I like her!
ebertrules 25th-Feb-2013 05:13 am (UTC)
I love the fact that Jennifer Lawrence and Anne Hathaway both won. Middle finger to their numerous haters on ontd.

btw this reply will be very awkward if you hate Anne.
happypekpek 25th-Feb-2013 05:15 am (UTC)
i love her too but i don't think her performance on SLP was oscar-worthy.
actxappalledx 25th-Feb-2013 05:18 am (UTC)
lol she got an award she didn't deserve, it is what it is. we all knew she was going to win. it doesn't mean she was actually better than the other nominees. you should all just line up to thank harvey for buying her award
ladysophiekitty 25th-Feb-2013 05:26 am (UTC)
I don't mind JLaw but I still don't think she should have won tonight.

Edited at 2013-02-25 05:27 am (UTC)
karrixftw 25th-Feb-2013 05:35 am (UTC)
mte.

omg i was almost crying when she won and then when she tripped i was just like "OMG JEN SHE TRIPPED" and ugh idk she's like my fav and i was crying at that point jfc my bb.

/incoherent stan crying idk
kindafunnysad 25th-Feb-2013 05:39 am (UTC)
what sucks is that if she wasn't a part of this huge movie franchise, nobody would be shit talking her like they are now. she's a terrific actress which great charisma and people who can't see that need to eat their own shit and choke on it.
tryxkittie 25th-Feb-2013 05:41 am (UTC)
sean penn is also an oscar winner but is still a pos

so talent does not mean I have to like an actor/actress/director
manubibi 25th-Feb-2013 12:21 pm (UTC)
I love that she didn't act offended at any of the jokes but she just laughed it off and even when she tripped on the stairs she just laughed and carried on and didn't act like it was the end of the world. She's funny, she makes funny jokes, and if people get offended it's their own problem.
ebertrules 25th-Feb-2013 05:09 am (UTC)
I thought the boobs song was pretty horrible.
iheartfamke 25th-Feb-2013 05:12 am (UTC)
it wasn't real tho...
sherrilina 25th-Feb-2013 05:25 am (UTC)
But it was--it was still included and took up 2 min of Oscar telecast time, which is absurd.
nicholasdee 25th-Feb-2013 06:19 am (UTC)
I am pretty sure it was real

or did we collectively imagine it?
groundcrown 25th-Feb-2013 05:12 am (UTC)
it was horrendous
colorstoobright 25th-Feb-2013 05:13 am (UTC)
i HATED that too. i mean, i get that the whole point of it was it was supposed to be offensive, but it reached a whole new level for me. terrible all around.
goofusgallant 25th-Feb-2013 05:15 am (UTC)
ia
ohhhmandy 25th-Feb-2013 05:16 am (UTC)
it was suppose to be
genbu_no_miko24 25th-Feb-2013 05:17 am (UTC)
that was disgusting
holyfrijoles_2 25th-Feb-2013 05:19 am (UTC)
I don't car if it was "satire/intentionally bad" it was really unfunny.
hera_bearrra 25th-Feb-2013 05:20 am (UTC)
Ugh, fuck that song.
deja_vu822 25th-Feb-2013 05:22 am (UTC)
it was
hahahey 25th-Feb-2013 05:23 am (UTC)
the scarjo line was so unnecessary
manaconda 25th-Feb-2013 05:23 am (UTC)
mte. and rme at all the people who excuse it bc it's ~ironic
banabee 25th-Feb-2013 05:28 am (UTC)
yeah. joke or not, it was gross
pixiegerms 25th-Feb-2013 05:29 am (UTC)
i loved it
pantspolice 25th-Feb-2013 05:30 am (UTC)
that was so upsetting, esp when it got to scarlett.
luckyluxk 25th-Feb-2013 05:36 am (UTC)
It was funny.
thewhowhatwhats 25th-Feb-2013 06:04 am (UTC)
Especially for including actresses in movies like the Accused and Boys Don't Cry, where their characters were raped.
champagnexdream 25th-Feb-2013 03:31 pm (UTC)
I thought it was amazing.
roxiful 25th-Feb-2013 05:09 am (UTC)
I liked the Lincoln joke =P
missedith17 25th-Feb-2013 05:11 am (UTC)
me too
redleigh86 25th-Feb-2013 05:12 am (UTC)
I did too. And I liked the follow up of "what, 150 years is too soon?" lmao
disclosure 25th-Feb-2013 05:15 am (UTC)
Lol yeah that was the funny part
actxappalledx 25th-Feb-2013 05:19 am (UTC)
lolol yes ia
dacrayzblaze1 25th-Feb-2013 05:59 am (UTC)
That was funny. I'm mad everyone was offended by this. come on now. It ain't like Lincoln died yesterday.
luckygirl2k1 25th-Feb-2013 02:51 pm (UTC)
agreed... the followup was funny and then when he said he had a napoleon joke for later
sandvich 25th-Feb-2013 05:13 am (UTC)
I laughed really hard, ngl.
soapboxrhetoric 25th-Feb-2013 05:13 am (UTC)
i thought it was probably the funniest part of the whole show
theblackwidow 25th-Feb-2013 05:14 am (UTC)
I loled
devolute 25th-Feb-2013 05:15 am (UTC)
i didn't find it offensive, i think as a nation we have moved on
vehiclesshockme 25th-Feb-2013 05:18 am (UTC)
I did too. Especially with how upset the room got.
holyfrijoles_2 25th-Feb-2013 05:19 am (UTC)
I thought it was funny. How could people still be mad?
manicpixiegirl 25th-Feb-2013 05:20 am (UTC)
i snorted
sadisticsidhe 25th-Feb-2013 05:21 am (UTC)
I chuckled at that one. I actually turned off the Oscars pretty early on to study.
deja_vu822 25th-Feb-2013 05:23 am (UTC)
i found it funny that's the joke that the audience chose to be scandalized about
roguedandelion 25th-Feb-2013 05:24 am (UTC)
BUT WE HAVE TO BE OFFENDED.
rhapsodeeinblue 25th-Feb-2013 05:37 am (UTC)
Probably the only joke of his I liked tbh. What I don't get is how everyone in the audience was so shocked~ about it but then laughed at the Kardashian joke right after. RME.
lovefifteen 25th-Feb-2013 05:40 am (UTC)
seriously, some of the outrage was so random

like, have they not seen that episode of the office?
hazel_belle 25th-Feb-2013 05:49 am (UTC)
Same, I also thought the Flying Nun thing was funny
starzangelus 25th-Feb-2013 06:29 am (UTC)
The only joke I laughed to.
fantasialopez 25th-Feb-2013 08:30 am (UTC)
I kind of want to make a sampler of it and hang it on my wall.
lovinewan 25th-Feb-2013 05:09 am (UTC)
He did awesome, so funny!
etoile_amore 25th-Feb-2013 05:09 am (UTC)
for a smart guy, he spewed some unintelligent shit tonight

I still laughed a lot though
also, he's hot

Edited at 2013-02-25 05:10 am (UTC)
raikofu 25th-Feb-2013 05:13 am (UTC)
mte.
misscrystal25 25th-Feb-2013 05:23 am (UTC)
America was watching. Think they want to watch someone intelligent speaking?
champagnexdream 25th-Feb-2013 03:34 pm (UTC)
MTE I was super attracted to him, even though I hated myself for it.
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