People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

"He's such a hunky, delicious stud. He's talented, and there's no cockiness to him. I hear he's single, and I'm available to hang out anytime!"
– Jenny McCarthy, on her celeb crush Bradley Cooper, to PEOPLE

"Josh & Me & BABY makes three!!!"
– Fergie, announcing she's expecting her first child with hubby Josh Duhamel, on Twitter
"I wanted to sway a few last-minute Oscar voters."
– Hugh Jackman, who hilariously donned an Abe Lincoln-inspired top hat and beard to one-up fellow Oscar nominee Daniel Day-Lewis, on the Late Show with David Letterman
"My Huz just killed it on the Brits. and the London fans are the t–ts!"
– Jessica Biel, on hubby Justin Timberlake's performance at the 2013 Brit Awards, on Twitter
"This is my midlife crisis, the bangs. I couldn't get a sports car. They won't let me bungee-jump. So instead, I cut my bangs."
– First lady Michelle Obama, joking about why she cut her hair, on the Rachael Ray Show
"My boyfriend has taught me a lot about privacy. ... I'm realizing everyone doesn't need to know everything."
– Kim Kardashian, on what she's learned from beau Kanye West, to DuJour magazine
"I think Egypt kissed Blue ... and I don't think Jay liked it very much. He called my husband [Swizz Beatz] and he was like, 'Umm ... watch your son.'"
– Alicia Keys, on 2-year-old son Egypt putting the moves on Beyoncé and Jay-Z's baby girl Blue Ivy, 13 months, on The Wendy Williams Show
"Anne Hathaway ... Pretty? Yes. Wonderful actress? Yes. But, I mean, I don't even remember her. What is it about her?"
– Famed shoe designer Manolo Blahnik, on how the Oscar nominee and her generation of actresses are "all the same," to Interview magazine
"My first box husband."
– Courteney Cox, reuniting with former Friends costar – and on-screen hubby – Matthew Perry, on Twitter
"I don't want to hurt people's feelings, but I guess that's what we're required to do."
– Nicki Minaj, on eliminating contestants during American Idol's sudden-death round in Las Vegas, to PEOPLE
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Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?
| RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BRADLEY |
| We all know Fergie likes to piss her pants, she better be workin' on those kegels! |
| Honest Abe Jackman |
| Britty Biel and her janky slang |
| SHE BANG SHE BANG |
| Y U LIE KIMMY? hahahahahha |
| Egypt + BIC |
| Manolo Blahnik stabbed a stiletto in Anne's heart |
| The Bordeaux Bing's |
| a new face for ONTD UGLY - Icky Minaj |
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,2
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! xoxo
making babies cry with that face
Edited at 2013-02-23 04:30 am (UTC)
*simpsons jingle*
"just don't look... just don't look..."
Singing that in my head rn.
nothing old white men failing at shade about the sameness of young women.
It's dddaaa weekend ONTD
HEY GURL
what are you up to?
NAME.
EVERY.
FUCKING.
COUPLE.
with some stupid combination of names????
????????
and so many of them are just bad o m g
(does not apply to dair, though i would much rather use danxblair, but there are fewer people on that tag)
Edited at 2013-02-23 04:33 am (UTC)
http://youtu.be/cu4YBHn1ZOI
ivgypt or some shit like that
Ever since he coined 'Bennifer' its been over since than
i could be wrong though
Monica and Chandler ftw. Alicia's is cute. Reall, Kim? Took a dude to make you realize that? Jenny and Jessica annoy me with their quotes. Josh and Fergie are cute, come at me. And, I think I'm done.