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5:44 pm - 02/18/2013

Lady French Kisses Frog (with Tongue and Everything!) in Bizarro Commercial



Dating site Zoosk really goes for it with this ad showing a girl getting busy on a poor frog. The ad's message is a play on the old saying "you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your prince," with their spin being, "stop making out with frogs, all the princes live inside Zooks!" However, the actual delivery of the message is one step away from an SNL sketch. It's like, "Girl, calm down, obviously that frog is not a prince, you can stop sucking face now."

This actually might be porn in some states. Watching this, you can't help but feel sympathy for the poor frog, who is probably just like, "WTF is wrong with this human? Is it sick? Is it trying to eat me? Just get it over with!"

So, what's up, all the single ladies: does this make you want to hop (ha?) on Zoosk, or what?

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lanavis 19th-Feb-2013 02:13 am (UTC)
Does this count as bestiality?
cruel_idol 19th-Feb-2013 02:25 am (UTC)
Almost...

superdogbiter 19th-Feb-2013 02:32 am (UTC)
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devochkazhenya 19th-Feb-2013 02:35 am (UTC)
this commercial makes me soo uncomfortable. Why couldn't they just have a human man?
vehiclesshockme 19th-Feb-2013 02:13 am (UTC)
nocturnelles 19th-Feb-2013 02:34 am (UTC)
Looks like he was asked about wincest.
gonexforgotten 19th-Feb-2013 02:38 am (UTC)
Now I'm dying to know what he was asked.
skonka 19th-Feb-2013 02:14 am (UTC)
Turned me on.
williammiller 19th-Feb-2013 02:16 am (UTC)
I'm not surprised.
skonka 19th-Feb-2013 02:18 am (UTC)
It may surprise you to know, however, that this sort of comment hurts me.
agatharuncible 19th-Feb-2013 02:20 am (UTC)
my thoughts exactly.
superdogbiter 19th-Feb-2013 02:17 am (UTC)
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williammiller 19th-Feb-2013 02:14 am (UTC)
Is anyone else sick of the 15 second Zoosk clip that plays before every single youtube video that has ads? It's been there for several weeks and I can't stand seeing it anymore.
bas_saarebas 19th-Feb-2013 02:18 am (UTC)
Mute, check other tabs
williammiller 19th-Feb-2013 02:20 am (UTC)
I do that but youtube has been running so slow lately, so I constantly hear that "LIZ!" sound before I can mute anything.
agatharuncible 19th-Feb-2013 02:20 am (UTC)
adblock, it works wonders.
goldengal1193 19th-Feb-2013 02:15 am (UTC)
Wait, what the fuck? Who the fuck said the frog wanted her licking on it? Did they ask the frog though? We need to know if they asked the frog, this is sexual assault.
superdogbiter 19th-Feb-2013 02:16 am (UTC)
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agatharuncible 19th-Feb-2013 02:19 am (UTC)
why was I not surprised when I scrolled up to this gif and then I scrolled up a bit more and it was you
superdogbiter 19th-Feb-2013 02:20 am (UTC)
um good or bad thing?
fancycarousel 19th-Feb-2013 02:27 am (UTC)
This is cute.

I need to see their evolutions now!
deathbytamarind 19th-Feb-2013 02:44 am (UTC)
cannot wait for X&Y. Froakie 4 lyfe
saybonjour 19th-Feb-2013 02:16 am (UTC)
I never understand commercials like this. Yes, it's publicity but it makes me want to boycott Zoosk vs. visit the website.
bas_saarebas 19th-Feb-2013 02:17 am (UTC)
Companies are so thirsty for their ~bizarre commercials to go viral
thelovehater 19th-Feb-2013 02:55 am (UTC)
mte, they're stooping to new lows as a result.
guadalcanal 19th-Feb-2013 02:17 am (UTC)
def not that desperate because I'm single
redaodai 19th-Feb-2013 02:18 am (UTC)


Anyway, I used to play with toads as a kid. Still do after it rains here. I like to catch them and pet them for a bit. My mom is scared of them, though, and she says they'll give me warts.
gonexforgotten 19th-Feb-2013 02:41 am (UTC)
mte Alfie (also RIP this glorious show)
agatharuncible 19th-Feb-2013 02:18 am (UTC)
zoosk sounds like such a third-rate dating site that I'd take a frog over any kind on there, and this is saying a lot because bestiality is not my thing.

also, I hope that was a toy frog because if not, poor frog.
abiding 19th-Feb-2013 02:19 am (UTC)
The video preview image = N O P E.
redaodai 19th-Feb-2013 02:20 am (UTC)
lanavis 19th-Feb-2013 02:31 am (UTC)
I kinda want to step on one, but I don't want to kill it.
frklphace 19th-Feb-2013 02:35 am (UTC)
no


just no
redaodai 19th-Feb-2013 02:38 am (UTC)
I've accidentally stepped on some in the dark while walking my dog. They just bounced away like nothing happened.
holdmedownxx 19th-Feb-2013 05:46 am (UTC)
when i was in thailand they'd hide in my shoes then they'd just jump out like "whut up" after i put them on.
maryhurt 19th-Feb-2013 02:21 am (UTC)
noon 19th-Feb-2013 02:22 am (UTC)
ew poor frog
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