People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

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"There comes a time in every man's life when you gotta take a good, cold hard look at what you want to do, and I want to give this acting thing up. I'm Pope material."

– Bruce Willis, pondering a career change after news of Pope Benedict XVI's resignation from the Roman Catholic Church, on the Late Show with David Letterman














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"You look at me like you don't understand?"

– Sofia Vergara, while recounting her engagement story to Ellen DeGeneres on her daytime talk show


"This is how I always look at you."
– Ellen DeGeneres, in response



"Can I have a translator?"

– The Modern Family star, throwing in the towel











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"She's my road dog … She's my homey, my best friend."

– Beyoncé, gushing about 13-month-old daughter Blue Ivy, to Vogue














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"There was a scream I heard, which is the scream that's normally reserved if there was a spider in the house."

– Alec Baldwin, on how he found out wife Hilaria was expecting their first child, to Extra
















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"He was literally like a vampire on me for three months."

– Molly Sims, on what it was like breast-feeding 7-month-old son Brooks, who was born with a tooth, on Anderson Live
















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"This is our project. Leave us alone."

– Kylie Jenner, who along with sister Kendall, chose not to consult their fashionable siblings – Kourtney, Kim and Khloé Kardashian – for advice on their PacSun clothing line, to PEOPLE
















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"I got booed, my dress ripped and I had the flu … It turned out great because I got to hug George Clooney."

– Anne Hathaway, on the upside of her emotionally draining BAFTA weekend, on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno
















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"My fiancé who is sexy tonight, y'all."

– Kelly Clarkson, giving a shout-out to beau Brandon Blackstock while accepting the Grammy for best pop vocal album, during last Sunday's awards show














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"After the show ends every night, I don't want to do anything but sit at home and watch reruns of The Golden Girls."

– Scarlett Johansson, on how she unwinds after performing in the Broadway production of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, to Broadway.com















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"I'm always going to be a little weird."

– John Mayer, when asked if he wished to get rid of his public persona, to CBS Sunday Morning








Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?

WhatYouPopinAbout Willis?
44(17.1%)
Sofia Vergara has an accent?
55(21.4%)
Behyawnsay
22(8.6%)
Alec the Dad: Round Two
19(7.4%)
Molly's Twilight Tits
19(7.4%)
Kylie and Kendall don't listen to KKK
9(3.5%)
Anne hugged a BAMF at the BAFTAs
17(6.6%)
Kelly Clarkson is turning into one of 'those people'
15(5.8%)
Scarlett and her excellent tv taste
48(18.7%)
THAT'S ENOUGH, JOHN MAYER
9(3.5%)






Source:

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20673917,00.html


HAPPY THREE-DAY WEEKEND, ONTD!  :-)  I apologize if the format is off in this post... LJ is forcing me to use the new Editor and it's not perfect